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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Organizing a marathon is cheaper than a divorce.***
Apr 14, 2014, 12:52 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Die from a half marathon? Where's the glory in that?***
Apr 14, 2014, 12:52 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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The only glory to be found from dying while running is if
Apr 14, 2014, 12:55 PM
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you die running from the cops. These are just senseless deaths.
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All-In [40656]
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#### happened down the road from my apartment
Apr 14, 2014, 12:53 PM
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and krzy's house. Red and I were at lunch and sat by the window and a cop was taking a runner home, and all of a sudden, the cop car threw on its lights and slammed on the brakes. We got a front seat show to a woman throwing up in the storm drain from the seat of the cop car.
What normally would take 10 minutes max to go to a restaurant took exactly one hour yesterday because literally every street was shut down with terrible detours.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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I'm a firm believer that you should kill yourself in such
Apr 14, 2014, 12:58 PM
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a way that it does not inconvenience everyone else.
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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HALF marathon....pus sies***
Apr 14, 2014, 12:55 PM
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All-In [27403]
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Pigs?***
Apr 14, 2014, 12:56 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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iknorite? You think Phidippides would have died
Apr 14, 2014, 12:56 PM
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halfway between Marathon and Greece? HECK no!
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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he would have been like "where's da beer tent with Mich
Apr 14, 2014, 12:58 PM
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Ultra?"
Fatties trying to run half marathons is what is wrong with America. Just cause you can go 13 miles doesn't make you an athlete. If your ladies marathon shirt is a Large or XL, you probably should stay at home and skip the Dunkin Doughnuts a little more often.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Effin bucket listers. GTFO this is for REAL athlets.
Apr 14, 2014, 12:59 PM
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Where's my ### bagel and banana?
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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put some cottam Nutella on that bish. Protein, Monica.***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:00 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Do you even Gu brah?
Apr 14, 2014, 1:04 PM
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I buy it by the jar and use it as a dip with corn chips.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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and drive cars around ovals for 4 hours, amirite?***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:04 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Jimmah Johnson is a marathonner and a NASCAR driver.
Apr 14, 2014, 1:05 PM
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#checkmate
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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Kahne too***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:06 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Dale Sr. too***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:07 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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There's probably no less than a dozen people that now
Apr 14, 2014, 1:08 PM
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want you dead for that statement.
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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He died during a race. I would say that means he wasn't a
Apr 14, 2014, 1:09 PM
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real good driver. Or was it natural causes?
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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It was God telling us 2001 was going to be a ###### year***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:12 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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When hitting a wall that fast it's only natural for your
Apr 14, 2014, 1:57 PM
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head to try and separate from your body which will naturally kill you. Natural causes it is.In fact, I'd be hard pressed to find any death that ISN'T natural causes.
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It does make you a little crazy, though
Apr 14, 2014, 3:28 PM
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And I don't see a lot of people trying to replicate the Indy 500 so they can put "500" stickers on their cars.
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All-In [28802]
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they really are unhealthy
Apr 14, 2014, 1:02 PM
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Strange that they've become so popular.
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GTFO.gif***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:03 PM
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shouldn't they hold these things in the country somewhere?
Apr 14, 2014, 1:15 PM
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can't imagine a worse place to run than in the middle of a city - polluted air, asphalt, concrete....yuck. Is that a part of the challenge of it, the adverse conditions?
If you ran from like Walhalla to Pickens, through the woods, seems that would be a much better experience. And you wouldn't displace the people who actually NEED to use the roads during that time.
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This makes WAY too much sense***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:50 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75683]
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There was one of those color runs in Clemson
Apr 14, 2014, 1:04 PM
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Saturday. I am sure Vomitfesters could think of a way to totally disrupt it if they do that again next year.
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Rock Defender [53]
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##### is a color. hth***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:04 PM
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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#### you, #### you #### you...that was my response,
Apr 14, 2014, 1:05 PM
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except with jizz instead of #####.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Yeah, I had to adamantly refuse to participate in that
Apr 14, 2014, 1:06 PM
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this weekend.
Drink beer on the lake and fish or run around getting paint thrown on me?...Pretty easy choice there.
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Oculus Spirit [75683]
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What time did you get to the lake? You could have done
Apr 14, 2014, 1:07 PM
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both as they run was over pretty early.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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Not until 1:30 or so...
Apr 14, 2014, 1:10 PM
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I have as much desire to do a color run as I have to contract AIDS though.
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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Oculus Spirit [75683]
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I only saw cute college girls and those they have
Apr 14, 2014, 1:08 PM
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friend zoned.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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I can't help but think there's good money in some of these
Apr 14, 2014, 1:14 PM
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new little workout trends like Crossfit, color runs, etc. though.
I've got some left over paint, I don't mind throwing it on people while they dig my fence post holes. IT'LL BE AWESOME!
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You sound butthurt
Apr 14, 2014, 1:15 PM
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are you butthurt?
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All-In [28802]
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You think all these chicks doing marathons/ halfs...
Apr 14, 2014, 3:24 PM
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are doing them to get good times? For most, it's just about personal achievement, but along the way to feeling nice about themselves, a lot of these people end up with injuries and chronic pain.
I mean, the first guy to run a marathon dies. Why's everybody else copying his example?
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no ####, we all know this. You just sound like you are
Apr 14, 2014, 3:25 PM
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butthurt (as usual).
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It's just another dumb and annoying trend
Apr 14, 2014, 3:27 PM
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I wish people- usually girls- didn't feel pressure to do these long- distance runs just because so many of their friends are doing them.
You're the one defending these runs, by the way, so who's butthurt?
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me, I am SO FREAKING BUTTHURT OVER THIS. YOU HAVE NO CLUE
Apr 14, 2014, 3:30 PM
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OF THE AMOUNT OF ANGUISH I GO THROUGH ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS OVER THINGS LIKE THIS.
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Oculus Spirit [75683]
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I'm butthurt because people run 2-3 wide on the
Apr 14, 2014, 3:33 PM
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streets in my neighborhood instead of getting their happy ##### on the side walk and out of the way.
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If there is a sidewalk available, Greenr is using it.
Apr 14, 2014, 3:36 PM
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I don't understand why people want to test drivers.
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Rock Defender [53]
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I was there and the sheet was too small to cover the body
Apr 14, 2014, 3:41 PM
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while they were doing chest compressions. You could see everything. Pretty crazy sight to see. It was fairly obvious he was dead when they put him in the ambulance. It was almost like they were acting as if he was alive, but you could see he had zero color and wasn't alive.
Sad stuff.
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How big was his "little runner"?***
Apr 14, 2014, 3:59 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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I thought you were a REAL runner.
Apr 14, 2014, 3:56 PM
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errbody knows that asphalt is softer on your knees than concrete.
Plus sidewalks are notorious for having uneven seems and are a tripping hazard.
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Oculus Spirit [79400]
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And some of these people go out of their way to run on
Apr 14, 2014, 3:57 PM
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the worst roads possible. Roper Mountain Rd. during 5 o'clock traffic?? That sounds like a good place for a run!
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To endoctrine?***
Apr 14, 2014, 1:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78831]
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