Anguish Languish* Annie Juan?

Aug 3, 2019, 11:58 AM

(*If you aren't familiar with Anguish Languish, and don't know how to approach the stuff below, read the blurb at the end of this post.)

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(* From Wikipedia: The Anguish Languish is an ersatz language constructed from similar-sounding English language words. It was created by language professor Howard L. Chace around 1940. It is not really a language but rather humorous homophonic transformation that Chace used to demonstrate that the intonation of spoken English is almost as important to the meaning as the words themselves. For example, one of his most famous Anguish Languish stories is Ladle Rat Rotten Hut - a "translation" of Little Red Riding Hood. Translating it word for word doesn't make any sense. If you read it out loud, it begins to take on meaning. And when you understand the context, the rest of the story becomes more readily understandable.)

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