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Alternate theories on the football team decline
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Sep 29, 2021, 11:56 AM
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After the guys got caught on ostarine in 2018 the team performance has slowly declined and the number of injuries has gone up.
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You could seriously melt the mange with this.***
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Sep 29, 2021, 11:57 AM
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Please do!***
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:06 PM
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CU Guru [1364]
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be my guest***
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:12 PM
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All-In [28660]
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already did***
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:13 PM
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All-TigerNet [10819]
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You're starting to get some nibbles over there.
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A couple of others:
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:08 PM
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The ACC is actually the toughest football conference, by a mile. No one realizes it yet, but just wait until the season plays out.
Names. We are recruiting players with difficult names now.
Back in the day we had Watkins, Hopkins, Jarrett, Rogers, Lawrence, Wilkins, Watson, Boyd, Boulware, Simmons, Bryant.
Now we have Ugalayalay, Rorohrorhorohroh, Pumaskantchu, AjouAjou, Mukaba, Ngata, Briningstool, Skalski, Tchio.
THINK ABOUT IT.
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CU Medallion [57029]
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Need more names like
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:53 PM
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Cone, McFadden, Refrigerator, Coleman, Whitehurst, Dawkins, Leake, Korn, and Hill.
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Heisman Winner [108561]
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One more:
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:08 PM
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Big Dave got divorced because being raised by a single mom makes for a more compelling NFL backstory.
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CU Guru [1364]
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DJ's mom was a surrogate 6 times because
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:11 PM
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Big Dave liked that tittay milk and pregnant ##### MauldinT®
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Legend [19170]
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Big Dave being threatened by the mafia to provide gambling
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:19 PM
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fixes on DJ's games. TE took the whole offense on a trip to the Shoeless Joe museum for inspiration but it backfired. They are all in on it - placing their own side bets. Clemson family rallying around Big Dave b/c family is more important than wins and losses.
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CU Medallion [57029]
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I thought you mean @shoeless films, and therefore the team
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:54 PM
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transformed into full Bowden-ball.
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I heard
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:21 PM
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through a buddy of mine that plays Quidditch with Dan Radakovich, that the ACC formed a death pact over the summer to avoid other conferences coming in and poaching our teams. If we all became a flaming paper bag of dog crap, nobody would want any of us.
Apparently Dabo didn't want to do it, but saw a documentary on sea cucumbers and how they expel their organs to escape predators. Then he had a John 1:36 moment about Jesus being the Lamb of God, and ordered TE to cleanse our offense of the glut of touchdown plays. And now we are the unleavened bread of college football.
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While we're busy being distracted by a subpar football team
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Sep 29, 2021, 12:34 PM
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Plans are being made to build new condos/apartments on Bowman field and Y beach.
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Speaking of which, why didn't Wynkopp pony up for NIL deals
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:36 PM
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for the players? I don't think there is anyone at Clemson except maybe for Dabo who has benefited more financially from the football team's success the past decade then he has
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he realizes that Clemson foosball is on the decline
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:45 PM
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and doesn't want to waste his money
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CU Medallion [66993]
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Because he's a ##### and a cowardly cheat
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:47 PM
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and he doesn't give a #### about Clemson.
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You're on the right track
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:48 PM
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but you're being too generous.
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Re: You're on the right track
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:54 PM
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Tom Winkopp reminds me of a wealthy villain in a bad Steven Segal movie. Or like the head bad dude in Roadhouse.
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CU Medallion [57029]
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or the bad house dude in RoadHead***
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:56 PM
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Reminds me of Mayor Humdinger from the Paw Patrol***
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:56 PM
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CU Guru [1364]
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Please elaborate. That show is banned in my house
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:58 PM
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because it shows police in a good light
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I guess I never thought about it, but the Paw Patrol are the
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Sep 29, 2021, 2:29 PM
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cops, aren't they. Surprised they don't savagely maul Danny at least once an episode.
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CU Medallion [66993]
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I Paw Patrol the movie, which came out recently, Humdinger
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Sep 29, 2021, 2:34 PM
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moves to Adventure City and becomes the mayor there after the favorite candidate mysteriously drops out of the race. Then he has all these elaborate schemes to help put the Adventure back in Adventure City that go horribly wrong and the Paw Patrol must help save. I don't want to spoil it but there is a fire works mishap, a loop-T-loop put in the subway system, and a weather device sucking up all the bad weather goes haywire. Man those pups are in for it. Also, Humdinger takes the tallest building in town and adds a Sky scraper on it with his office at the top, making it the tallest building in the world.
Also, wat TF, can't show police in a good light? A) paw patrol don't have anything to do with cops and B) fugging gay and stupid.
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Who represents the kitties, Clemson city council?***
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Sep 29, 2021, 2:39 PM
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various gas station and liquor store owners***
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Sep 29, 2021, 3:32 PM
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CU Guru [1364]
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I'd like to know how any millions he stole from Seneca
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Sep 29, 2021, 3:26 PM
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on that whole "The pier" apt complex boondoggle.
He and another "consultant" got paid millions back in 2006-2007 to look at developing the old JP Stephens land for mixed use housing. When 2007 -2008 housing crash occurred, they basically said it wasn't worth the money and it was unsellable land, and kept the money.
Then a year or so later Wynkoop snapped it up at below market prices, and developed "luxury student housing".
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And he helped...
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Sep 29, 2021, 10:35 PM
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With the creation of the sham that is the Bridge Program. Yeah, I said it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bridge Program has helped a lot of kids. I get it.
But they could have just built more housing on campus and let in more students to regular Clemson...
Yes, they could have. Artificial demand.
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Yup, he and Dorie Helms.***
Sep 30, 2021, 1:23 PM
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CU Medallion [57029]
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I wouldn't be surprised if this year's habitat house on
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:57 PM
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bowman was actually a 16 story tailgating apartment complex, no bathrooms, no overnight sleeping, just a high-rise with a bunch of couches and TV's so you can tailgate at clemson without feeling like you're in a slummy college town.
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It'll be just like tailgating at Georgia game!***
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Sep 29, 2021, 2:26 PM
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Only if they sling cups and ice at you while you leave***
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Sep 29, 2021, 3:27 PM
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If it's any consolation, I drank all of the liquor in his
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Sep 29, 2021, 2:28 PM
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WEZ locker at the 2013 FSU game. I still don't remember why that game ended up being canceled. Must have been thunder or something.
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if he waits a year, he can get the land much cheaper.***
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:55 PM
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Tithing is down at New Spring...
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Sep 29, 2021, 1:59 PM
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Because more people are putting their money into IPTAY due to our success. The Anderson New Spring Elders held a secret meeting with Dabo and convinced him that God was vengeful for the lack of tithes. They would no longer pay for our recruits or buy Dabo another water park for his back yard, but Dabo compromised with them by offering to have a couple of down years to get the collection plates full again.
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Re: Alternate theories on the football team decline
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Sep 29, 2021, 2:11 PM
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The Russians, along with Dave D., Curby, Pawl Fineears, got ahold of the Cuban Sonic Ray Machine and pointed it at TE, DJ, and probably Dabo too. They are racking up betting the under.
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