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CU Medallion [65977]
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All you psychopaths GTFITT and tell me that this doesn't
Jul 25, 2022, 10:20 PM
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Describe you.
"Yeah, MauldinT, I spread the jelly on first before the peanut butter."
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All-In [47657]
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There is no other way***
Jul 25, 2022, 10:26 PM
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Lot o points [155633]
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So weird.***
Jul 26, 2022, 7:01 AM
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Re: All you psychopaths GTFITT and tell me that this doesn't
Jul 25, 2022, 10:26 PM
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All-In [42674]
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Peanut butter on both slices. Then the jelly.
Jul 25, 2022, 10:28 PM
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If you are gonna pack that sammy for a hike or something you gotta leave a clear peanut butter perimeter (CPBP), then seal it all the way around. #### will last all day, even get squished and not have a a jelly breach. This is the way.
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All-In [43576]
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^^^^This mans knows how to PBJ***
Jul 26, 2022, 8:22 AM
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Lot o points [163010]
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Seems like this will lead to a completely
Jul 26, 2022, 8:27 AM
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PB filled mouth and affect chewing where the tongue will have to clear out way too much PB.
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This is akin to the Alton Brown burger trick he taught me
Jul 26, 2022, 9:17 AM
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many years ago. Always put a thin layer of mayo on the bottom bun. More on the top bun if you want it, but ALWAYS on the bottom bun. It's oil-based and provides some temporary protection from the burger grease disintegrating the bottom bun. Won't last all day in a backpack, obviously, but it'll afford you 5-10 minutes whilst you're spooning baked beans and potato salad onto your flimsy paper plate and looking for a spork.
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All-In [43576]
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Hole up. You needed a world renown chef to tell you
Jul 26, 2022, 9:22 AM
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to put mayo (Dukes only!) on both pieces of bread?
Lemme guess....a Navy Admiral taught you to tie your shoes recently?
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Heisman Winner [137789]
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I don't think I put it on both sides, and probably didn't
Jul 26, 2022, 9:49 AM
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care which side it went on, because why would it matter? Turns out, it DOES matter, and there's science behind it. And obviously Duke's, because what am I, a savage?
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Contemplating 19B being a savage, MauldinT be like
Jul 26, 2022, 1:49 PM
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Does it matter if you’re just going to throw it in the
Jul 25, 2022, 10:34 PM
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trash and eat a cheese sandwich?
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Lot o points [155633]
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^^^found the white trash***
Jul 26, 2022, 7:02 AM
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Gubmint cheese is way better than gubmint peanut butter***
Jul 26, 2022, 7:18 AM
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All-In [40872]
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peanut butter on one slice of bread, jelly on the other
Jul 25, 2022, 11:56 PM
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smack them together and cut into two pieces
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Lot o points [163010]
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You cutting the crust off?
Jul 26, 2022, 7:00 AM
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hold up
Jul 26, 2022, 7:28 AM
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are you people saying that you apply both PB and Jelly on the same slice of bread?
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Who doesn't mix the PB&J in a bowl and then spread it on?
Jul 26, 2022, 7:30 AM
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Savages
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Lot o points [155633]
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What, are you Charleston15 now or something?
Jul 26, 2022, 7:33 AM
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You spreading your puree on some fair trade rye too?
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Re: What, are you Charleston15 now or something?
Jul 26, 2022, 8:19 AM
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No, just this stuff:
It's not near as good as white bread, which is closer to poundcake than actual bread. But it does keep me regular.
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NO
Jul 26, 2022, 8:23 AM
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You do NOT eat PBJ with crackers, cracker.
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Lot o points [163010]
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PB and J on Ritz done properly
Jul 26, 2022, 8:25 AM
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is an upscale appetizer.
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Re: PB and J on Ritz done properly
Jul 26, 2022, 8:27 AM
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Lot o points [163010]
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Yeah, c'mon.
Jul 26, 2022, 8:29 AM
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Look man, you put some peanut butter on both
Jul 26, 2022, 7:37 AM
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Pieces of bread. you then take a little bit more and build a ridge around the edge of one. Then put the jelly inside that ridge. This prevents the bread from getting too soggy and the jelly from going all over the place when you bite it. However, it is easy to end up using way too much peanut butter.
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Do I have to teach you people everything?
Jul 26, 2022, 7:43 AM
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This is the only way -
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There's a ridiculously funny clip from Inside the NBA
Jul 26, 2022, 9:39 AM
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where Shaq makes a comment that white people don't eat Goober Grape, or he indicated that it was a black-only food. I tried to post it, but I couldn't find it.
MamaAdidas usta buy Goober Grape sometimes. It's not bad... but I like to be in control of my own ratios.
Plus I can't eat peenut butter anymore anyways becuz of my nut allergy.
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Man, that's nuts***
Jul 26, 2022, 9:42 AM
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THIS is why I come through the doors of this place ……
Jul 26, 2022, 8:04 AM
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The deranged and patently insane-exposing answers that aren’t
Peanut butter on one side
Jelly on top of that peanut butter
Other slice of bread on top
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this is the way***
Jul 26, 2022, 8:20 AM
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Clearly, it's PB on one slice of bread. Then wipe the knife
Jul 26, 2022, 8:33 AM
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clean on opposite piece of bread so you can use the same knife to spread jelly without cross contamination of PB into the jelly jar.
And if'n you are making a PBJ for Mrs Ayejoe, the jelly side should only look like it once upon a time had jelly on it. No discernible actual jelly shall be left on said bread. Don't ask.
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I like to mix the two together, then spread***
Jul 26, 2022, 8:46 AM
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The correct way is pb on one slice,
Jul 26, 2022, 9:58 AM
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Jelly on the other slice.
The caveat, as others have mentioned, is the PB ### method for non immediate consumption.
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This thread tells me...
Jul 26, 2022, 10:06 AM
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We need more people in here on watch lists than we do in P&R.
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Re: All you psychopaths GTFITT and tell me that this doesn't
Jul 26, 2022, 12:45 PM
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Forget left slice, right slice protocols. That's grandma stuff. Connoisseurs blend the two together for smooth, uniform consistancy and flavor. No more gummy bites of peanut butter overload or yucky jelly lumps that just don't feel right in your mouth.
Or in this case, peanut butter and honey instead of PB&J. Once you've done it right, you'll never settle for less.
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Do you chop the jelly up while it's in the jar or...
Jul 26, 2022, 1:38 PM
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fight to get the lumps spread around evenly?
I like Jif extra crunchy at least 1/4" thick all the way to the crust. After I wipe the knife off really good on the other piece of bread I chop the jelly into small pieces then spread it on the wipe slice.
I like a glass of cold milk, 0, 1,2 or 4% fat or chilled after milking ole Bessy.
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My man***
Jul 26, 2022, 1:46 PM
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Oh I can splain.
Jul 26, 2022, 1:56 PM
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Milk needs to be put into the freezer just long enough for you to crack/scramble/cook eggs. Then enjoy said melk with your breakfast. That's the (melk) tiddies virgin of melk.
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