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A possible solution to lamecock coaching woes.......

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Sep 11, 2019, 4:49 AM

It seems that Tennessee Coach Pruitt and SCAR college Coach Muscoot do not fit in well at their respective institutions. My solution to the problem is for both schools to simply exchange coaches this season. That would prevent having to fire them AND, it would prevent them from entering the SEC coaching carousel we see at the end of each season. The ADs of each school could save millions and the fans could begin to say again: "Wait till next year!" It would be a win-win for everyone involved. Perhaps a football genius such as Manafold or Cat Daddy could call the Finebaum gamecock forum (FGF) show this afternoon and suggest the idea.

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Sep 11, 2019, 5:15 AM

My solution is just give up football and concentrate on getting women's equestrian back to it's glory days.

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Sep 11, 2019, 6:57 AM

Here is a different idea; just have them change positions for the UT/uSUC game and see which has the worst loss.

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Sep 11, 2019, 7:22 AM

Sounds like a plan to me. I don't know which is worse right now, UT or moUSC.
Just sayin...

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Sep 11, 2019, 7:29 AM

I'd say UT. At least the coots have a win against an in-state school they can beat on a regular basis.

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Interesting...a transfer portal for coaches

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Sep 11, 2019, 7:49 AM

Too bad for these goofs though since the portal requires typing. Muschamp and Pruitt both applied in crayon and paint by numbers. Hopefully Muschamp continued his tutoring at the George Rodgers "Speak and Spell" Academy, sohe could be up to dry erase markers. They had to do away with the ones that smell all fruity cause ole George sniffed a little too hard.

My solution to UT and sakerlina coaching (and talent) woes...combine the programs. With 190 scholarship players they might be able to:
1. Assure the fanbase and allumni that they can beat the Citadel every time
2. Issue 1st and 2nd half tickets so the stadium looks occupied beyond 10min into 2nd qtr
3. Create uniform combinations like nothing the world has ever seen
4. Have 100% more " other" guys and coaches tp blame for losses
5. Open the Phil Fulmer college of NCAA getting away with Infractions
6. Allow SC to claim more than the 1969 ACC championship

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Sep 11, 2019, 7:58 AM


Too bad for these goofs though since the portal requires typing. Muschamp and Pruitt both applied in crayon and paint by numbers.

Wait, Muschamp can count? Who knew?

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I somewhat favor the idea of both resigning along


Sep 11, 2019, 8:04 AM

with their staffs, thereby forcing both schools to suspend their seasons.

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After watching the state-wide fiasco that evolved into usuck


Sep 12, 2019, 12:04 PM

eventually hiring a new prez, I wonder what will ensue when usuck's "board of little governors" tries to fire an athletic director and a football coach and replace them with new personnel......Barnum and Bailey's ex-employees may all find a new career.

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