A possible solution to lamecock coaching woes.......
Sep 11, 2019, 4:49 AM
It seems that Tennessee Coach Pruitt and SCAR college Coach Muscoot do not fit in well at their respective institutions. My solution to the problem is for both schools to simply exchange coaches this season. That would prevent having to fire them AND, it would prevent them from entering the SEC coaching carousel we see at the end of each season. The ADs of each school could save millions and the fans could begin to say again: "Wait till next year!" It would be a win-win for everyone involved. Perhaps a football genius such as Manafold or Cat Daddy could call the Finebaum gamecock forum (FGF) show this afternoon and suggest the idea.
Too bad for these goofs though since the portal requires typing. Muschamp and Pruitt both applied in crayon and paint by numbers. Hopefully Muschamp continued his tutoring at the George Rodgers "Speak and Spell" Academy, sohe could be up to dry erase markers. They had to do away with the ones that smell all fruity cause ole George sniffed a little too hard.
My solution to UT and sakerlina coaching (and talent) woes...combine the programs. With 190 scholarship players they might be able to: 1. Assure the fanbase and allumni that they can beat the Citadel every time 2. Issue 1st and 2nd half tickets so the stadium looks occupied beyond 10min into 2nd qtr 3. Create uniform combinations like nothing the world has ever seen 4. Have 100% more " other" guys and coaches tp blame for losses 5. Open the Phil Fulmer college of NCAA getting away with Infractions 6. Allow SC to claim more than the 1969 ACC championship
After watching the state-wide fiasco that evolved into usuck
Sep 12, 2019, 12:04 PM
eventually hiring a new prez, I wonder what will ensue when usuck's "board of little governors" tries to fire an athletic director and a football coach and replace them with new personnel......Barnum and Bailey's ex-employees may all find a new career.