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Heisman Winner [139883]
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A good friend of mine lives near Athens and bumps into...
Nov 10, 2021, 9:21 AM
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Kirby Smart around town from time to time. He told me that Kirby sweats when he eats. And not just spicy food. My friend also said it's not just a little bit of sweat either, but armpit and back sweat that is visible to others.
I hope this isn't true.
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CU Medallion [61610]
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He is probably just nervous that law officials
Nov 10, 2021, 9:23 AM
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will come around before the $EC Championship Game and/or the CFP Championship game and arrest or ostarine-ize his best players.
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How many times do they bump into each other before
Nov 10, 2021, 9:24 AM
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They’re finished?
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Groce***
Nov 10, 2021, 9:27 AM
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I know a guy that was in the Marine Corps
Nov 10, 2021, 9:30 AM
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With Kirby’s barber and he verified that Kirby uses authentic Tupperware and not the cheap knock off made in China crap
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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I bet Kirby has the kind of sweat that runs down his back,
Nov 10, 2021, 9:31 AM
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through the butt crack and along the length of both legs until it soaks his sock-less Sketchers.
Which might explain why he makes a squishing sound when he walks.
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Hey! Dont knock Skechers. They are like walking
Nov 10, 2021, 9:38 AM
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On clouds
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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Walking on clouds is the only way I’d wear them…
Nov 10, 2021, 10:20 AM
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because dead.
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i adore this poast ^^^
Nov 10, 2021, 3:10 PM
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dead is the only time someone better attempt to put sketchers on these sweet feet.
sketchers lol
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Re: While I wouldn't consider them cloudlike, they
Nov 10, 2021, 3:13 PM
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#youdon'tknowoldlikeido
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Re: A good friend of mine lives near Athens and bumps into...
Nov 10, 2021, 9:33 AM
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Man o man, I really hate that guy but I’m not going to hold the sweating thing against him. My ex girlfriend was diabetic hypoglycemic and it caused her to sweat like crazy when eating. We used to leave a roll of paper towels on the table so she could dry herself up as she worked her way through a country fried steak and mashed potatoes.
Everyone has crosses to bare.
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Oculus Spirit [76763]
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I like to sweat when I eat because while
Nov 10, 2021, 9:36 AM
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I eat, I lose weight. As they say, sweat is just fat crying.
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Re: I like to sweat when I eat because while
Nov 10, 2021, 9:39 AM
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I wish that were the case. She had a few pounds to spare.
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This probably explains why he doesn’t visit the local DQ anymore…
Nov 10, 2021, 10:18 AM
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~JKB
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Re: A good friend of mine lives near Athens and bumps into...
Nov 10, 2021, 10:22 AM
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Not as concerning as the hyperventilating when he thinks.
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Re: A good friend of mine lives near Athens and bumps into...
Nov 10, 2021, 10:33 AM
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This was Kirby after a single hot dog at the Athens Varsity after a home game. It must be embarrassing to have to carry a sponge to all your meals.
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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Sorry...
Nov 10, 2021, 4:42 PM
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I don't have Twitter.
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Re: A good friend of mine lives near Athens and bumps into...
Nov 10, 2021, 12:01 PM
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Full time meat sweats?
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Re: A good friend of mine lives near Athens and bumps into...
Nov 10, 2021, 12:25 PM
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I have heard him compared to the whor e in church but this is just comical.
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Re: A good friend of mine lives near Athens and bumps into...
Nov 10, 2021, 1:29 PM
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It sounds like he might be molting
Nov 10, 2021, 2:21 PM
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I have heard of this happening with people
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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I'll ask my friend if he's noticed...
Nov 10, 2021, 3:00 PM
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1) A change in Kirby's size.
2) Cloudy eyes.
3) A full, dry, intact human epidermis in the Denny's bathroom.
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If he does find a full, dry, intact
Nov 10, 2021, 3:05 PM
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human epidermis, I have an interested buyer.
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sorry to report…
Nov 10, 2021, 3:20 PM
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it’s true.
and yes - it’s groce.
the tender touches are uncomfortably damp, but you get used to it
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Important information. Good to know. Thanks.***
Nov 11, 2021, 9:11 AM
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Never make fun of someone that beat you..........
Nov 11, 2021, 9:22 AM
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it makes you look like you have feathers. Until we beat them, they have bragging rights.
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Heisman Winner [139883]
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I’ve seen Kirby Smart…
Nov 11, 2021, 11:32 AM
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He couldn’t beat me at anything.
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In Fairness, Kirby Don't Sweat Much For a Chubby Kid***
Nov 11, 2021, 6:49 PM
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