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A few funny anecdotes:
Mar 24, 2021, 8:49 AM
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Yesterday, brother and SIL came home with their new baby. They have a son that is 2 years old. While the baby was nursing, the son said, "I want some milk". They offered him some cow milk and he said, "no, THAT milk" and pointed to mommy's #####. That's pretty funny.
We had our mexican cleaning ladies clean the brothers house while they were at the hospital so that they would come home to a clean house, duh... Our cleaning lady is notorious for putting stuff in crazy places. She put my brothers retainer in a box with a bunch of bath bombs. He texted me a picture and said, "I bet this will taste GREAT tonight."
My son's flag football game last night featured an opposing coach who was affiminant and extremely loud and over the top. We were all laughing at him all game. He was telling a player named Colin to press by yelling "Colin press! Colin press!". It sounded like he was saying "Colon Press!", which is probably what he does in his spare time.
That's all I got for today. You've been a great audience. Be sure to tip your waitresses and bartenders.
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You get your gift for gab from your alcoholic father?***
Mar 24, 2021, 8:51 AM
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You couldn't hold a candle to my dad
Mar 24, 2021, 8:53 AM
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without him trying to shove it in my butt.
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This might be funnier if I knew what a "bath bomb" is.***
Mar 24, 2021, 8:53 AM
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It's where you j/o into the underside of the lid of the
Mar 24, 2021, 8:55 AM
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shampoo bottle cap and then when a person opens it up to use the shampoo it sprays all over them.
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scented (or flavored in this situation) bath salts that
Mar 24, 2021, 8:56 AM
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disolve in the water when you bathe. They give off a very strong smell of lavender, rosemary, or some other type of smell that women find pleasant.
Basically it would make a mouth guard/retainer nearly intolerable.
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Untrue.
Mar 24, 2021, 8:57 AM
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They don't bathe.
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THAT'S THE HIALRIOUS PART.***
Mar 24, 2021, 8:58 AM
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Ya know, aside from the bombs strapped to their chests
Mar 24, 2021, 9:33 AM
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I don't know what makes suicide bombers tick.
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"affiminant"?***
Mar 24, 2021, 9:07 AM
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Must be a mexican cleaning lady thing
Mar 24, 2021, 9:30 AM
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My mom's cleaner does the same fu##ing thing and it drives me fu##ing nuts.
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