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A Beautiful Blonde
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A Beautiful Blonde


Mar 28, 2018, 3:56 PM

A beautiful blonde boarded a plane enroute to Sydney, Australia. Her seat was in the economy section but she sat down in the first class section. A flight attendant approached her and told her she would have to move to the economy section. The blonde responded, "I'm a beautiful blonde and I'm going to Sydney and I'm sitting here". The attendant reported the problem to the flight crew and one approached the blonde. He asked her to move to the economy section and her response was the same as she had told the flight attendant.

The Co-pilot was the next one to approach the blonde and asked her to move to her assigned seat in the economy section. And again, her response was. "I am a beautiful blonde. I'm going to Sydney and I'm staying in this seat". After reporting to the Pilot about his failure to have her move, the Pilot responded, "my wife is a blonde. I know how to handle this situation". The Pilot went to the beautiful blonde and whispered something in her ear. The blonde immediately picked up all of her possessions and went to her assigned seat in the economy section. The entire crew was amazed and asked the Pilot what he had told the blonde. "I told her the first class section was not going to Sydney".

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Re: A Beautiful Blonde


Mar 28, 2018, 7:03 PM

I bet Joe could send us "Japanese post cards" and not get banned...

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Re: A Beautiful Blonde


Mar 28, 2018, 7:07 PM

RA'd for the mere suggestion !




But prolly right .

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Re: A Beautiful Blonde


Mar 28, 2018, 7:06 PM

I don't get it .

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DB23


Re: A Beautiful Blonde


Mar 28, 2018, 8:34 PM

Are you blonde Dug?

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Re: A Beautiful Blonde


Mar 28, 2018, 7:52 PM

My wife is Blonde, I concur that this could work .

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I agree


Mar 28, 2018, 9:43 PM

Mine's blonde too. It would work.

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Re: A Beautiful Blonde


Mar 29, 2018, 9:20 AM

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Last year's hide-and-seek winner.

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