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Rock Defender [53]
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Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 12:03 PM
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100. Clemson girls
(go!)
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All-In [26968]
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99. If I was I'd want to kill myself
Oct 2, 2012, 12:04 PM
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98. Cool fight song
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All-TigerNet [10402]
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Re: Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 12:06 PM
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Those sun dresses and cowboy boots look mighty good on Sat.
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Team Captain [489]
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98. mascot is a chicken***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:06 PM
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CU Guru [1150]
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97. So my daughter won't have to
Oct 2, 2012, 12:06 PM
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Wear "#####" on her behind to support your team.
96. So I don't have to wear a hat that says "#####"
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All-In [26968]
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Gosh, I didn't know that was even a requirement.
Oct 2, 2012, 12:08 PM
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They HAVE to wear those?
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Starter [389]
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All-TigerNet [10402]
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The word ####!***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:07 PM
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1st Rounder [606]
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96. Steve Spurrier
Oct 2, 2012, 12:14 PM
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All-In [37023]
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95. Doo Doo Ice***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:15 PM
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Walk-On [149]
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#95
Oct 2, 2012, 12:15 PM
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Their stadium is in the "armpit" section of the "armpit" city of the state.
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110%er [7980]
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My fan base would be a bunch of morons***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:17 PM
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CU Guru [1825]
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94. No coupon for Diet Coke on the back of my diploma***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:23 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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87 - Tom Winkopp's beautiful real estate developments.***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:23 PM
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CU Medallion [64517]
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You'll have trouble limiting that to just 100 but....
Oct 2, 2012, 12:24 PM
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for starters;
* College Avenue v. Five Points
* Lake Hartwell v. the Columbia Sewage Plant on the banks of the poluted Congaree River
* Beaufiful lakes, mountains, and fresh air v. crack dens, abandoned warehouses, vagrants, and prostitutes.
* a phallus symbol for a mascot
* A diploma that leads to some of the high paying jobs for graduates v. a diploma that doubles as a handicapped parking plackard.
* Character and integrity among coaches and student athletes v. 40+ player arrests and one coach arrest in the last six years.
Shall I continue?
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93. I can't buy meth and/or hookers right by Death Valley***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:25 PM
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All-Conference [434]
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Their longest streak; 0-21!***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:33 PM
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All-Conference [434]
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Their biggest game margin; 17-63!!!***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:34 PM
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110%er [6272]
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86. their stadium looks like a dead cockroach
Oct 2, 2012, 12:36 PM
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Letterman [297]
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90. I don't have to tailgate next to a warehouse,
Oct 2, 2012, 12:37 PM
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dumpster, or a concrete plant.
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All-Conference [434]
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Coppin State!!!***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:40 PM
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All-Conference [434]
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Going from #6 to a .500 record!!!***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:42 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Going from #6 to a .500 record!!!***
Oct 2, 2012, 2:40 PM
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from #6 to 6-6...man I loved that year.
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All-Conference [434]
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Whitneygate!!!***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:42 PM
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All-Conference [434]
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Navy!!!***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:43 PM
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Heisman Winner [105420]
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wow, you are really enthusiastic about your hate for ####***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:44 PM
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110%er [8047]
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Re: Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 12:44 PM
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Wofford (real soon)
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Orange Blooded [4789]
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79. Only have to see Columbia one every other year.***
Oct 2, 2012, 8:48 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Being forced to wear jorts and sport a mullet***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:45 PM
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Hall of Famer [24162]
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Having to pretend to be a Tiger on your rivals board so you
Oct 2, 2012, 12:51 PM
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can seem relevant and not just a squawking coot.
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Orange Blooded [4151]
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77. That I don't have to be clemson80tiger***
Oct 2, 2012, 9:08 PM
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110%er [7010]
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Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 12:54 PM
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My Dearly Departed Dad(12/14/2008, Class of 1941) waiting at the Pearly Gates checking for those dirtpeckers. Wouldn't want to be one...
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Varsity [215]
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I don't have to move my tailgate for the 7:45 to Camden***
Oct 2, 2012, 12:56 PM
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All-TigerNet [10563]
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Re: I don't have to move my tailgate for the 7:45 to Camden***
Oct 2, 2012, 1:24 PM
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see, now that is funny shizzer right there!
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Scout Team [174]
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Todd Ellis **
Oct 2, 2012, 12:57 PM
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All-TigerNet [10563]
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There it is..finally
Oct 2, 2012, 1:23 PM
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100 MILLION GAZILLION TU's for you.
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110%er [7157]
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Bowties***
Oct 2, 2012, 1:13 PM
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Amateur [44]
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#85 Lou Holtz
Oct 2, 2012, 1:45 PM
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#84 65 47 2.... Or whatever the #### it is now
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All-In [27366]
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#84. I wouldn't be able to subtract one from 85.***
Oct 2, 2012, 2:11 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 2:39 PM
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i'd have to refer to myself as a cocklover
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Scout Team [178]
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#83. Garnet doesn't look good on anybody***
Oct 2, 2012, 2:41 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 2:51 PM
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celebrating a 5th place finish.
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Amateur [36]
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No. 83: I would be living in a trailer***
Oct 2, 2012, 3:25 PM
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Orange Blooded [4896]
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I don't have to suck up to a whinny coach that would rather be
Oct 2, 2012, 4:23 PM
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at the real Carolina
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Rock Defender [53]
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1. Coots R Stoopid.***
Oct 2, 2012, 4:47 PM
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All-In [46430]
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No. 1 reason....
Oct 2, 2012, 5:13 PM
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They believe they are a football school with a winning tradition...lol
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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82. Made the cover of Sports Illustrated for their steroid
Oct 2, 2012, 5:39 PM
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scandal
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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81. Never go full ######***
Oct 2, 2012, 5:41 PM
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1st Rounder [649]
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Would rather have tradition......
Oct 2, 2012, 5:44 PM
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than defend why I don't!!!
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Orange Blooded [2839]
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Re: Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 5:45 PM
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I think Clemson girls should definitely be in the top 25 at least.
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Rock Defender [53]
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BIGGEST REASON
Oct 2, 2012, 5:57 PM
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I wouldnt have to deal with the pressure of winning 4 in a row.
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Orange Blooded [2438]
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Would hate to keep up with all those Aliases....***
Oct 2, 2012, 7:52 PM
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Letterman [278]
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*80: 32 head football coaches
Oct 2, 2012, 8:14 PM
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only 5 lasting longer than 5 seasons.
21 having losing seasons.
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Orange Blooded [4789]
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79. Don't have to defend 0-21 as a good thing.***
Oct 2, 2012, 8:53 PM
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Rooter [249]
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78. I don't have to listen to a rooster crowing after a made first down or before a defensive 3rd down.***
Oct 2, 2012, 8:56 PM
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CU Guru [1357]
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Re: Top 100 Reasons I'm Glad I'm Not a Gamecock
Oct 2, 2012, 9:14 PM
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#1 not having to live vicariously through my rival. Oh wait...
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COLLEGE: A three-year starter at strong safety for Clemson, finished his career with 234 tackles and 11 interceptions.