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Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 4:41 PM
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(Insert mediocre punchline here)
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 4:41 PM
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and stomp your a$$
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Lol like they stomp our opponents a$$e$?
Apr 11, 2021, 4:43 PM
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I think I'll be ok...
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Re: I don’t think Brownell would do that...
Apr 12, 2021, 2:16 PM
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Maybe a stern and terse talkin'to
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 5:22 PM
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After trying to pickup 11 women - Brownell could not outscore his competition - and went home after the first round of drinks.
Lee did well with half the ladies - but kept making errors in his pickup lines and was not successful.
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 6:28 PM
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After being turned on by every attractive woman in the bar , Brownlee would take home the chubby chick with glasses
Lee would make time with some good looking babes but wouldn’t be able to get past second base
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 7:08 PM
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where great looking women were as thick as thieves on Bourbon St. Every time Monte approached one of the ladies, he swung for the fences only to whiff mercilessly. Brad on the other hand, after heaving up a prayer from across the room, would retreat only to watch his volley fall on deaf ears. Both hung around repeating the process until the “Bar Keep” shut the joint down.
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 9:13 PM
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My sentiments exactly.
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 7:16 PM
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I feel like they should be trying to tell hot chicks how they can use “GRIT” and “eat pressure like candy” while missing free throws and striking out, but I’m just not that good at jokes.
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 7:17 PM
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Lee says to the Bartender, "I'll have a beer, whatever is cold will do."
Brownell then says, "Make mine a Shirley Temple and a glass of ginger ale. Oh, and please put a splash of nutmeg in it, and I want all of the ice cubes to be the exact same size. and Barkeep, you don't happen to know how to play and/ or coach Basketball, do you?"
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 7:32 PM
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CBB seems like an umbrella guy for sure. Lee seems like a guy with an F-250 with 36 empty Busch cans rattling around in it.
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 7:39 PM
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he is my kind of redneck, he can fish my farm pond any day.
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 8:23 PM
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Lee went to Lugoff-Elgin, Just like me, I can attest to the Busch cans in the bed of a pick up truck
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 7:40 PM
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Lee: I have exceeded minimal expectations of all 200+ lbs females who have walked into the bar.
Brownell: if I would have had the resources Lee had, i could have went DW4 on those hoes.
Swinney: you guys are losers
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 7:54 PM
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And Judge pays the bill
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 9:10 PM
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And asks: Where is your Transfer Portal?
Message was edited by: The Mole®
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 11, 2021, 10:24 PM
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 12, 2021, 12:44 AM
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CBB...What? There could be more than 1 game?
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 12, 2021, 1:47 AM
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They challenge each other to a game of darts & Monte wins because Brad can never hit the target ??
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 12, 2021, 7:18 AM
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The bartender says “before I serve either one of you, do you have any ID”?
In unison they respond “about what”.
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Re: Brownell and Lee walk into a bar
Apr 12, 2021, 11:38 AM
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Lee after a few buds ask you think I could get a job here after next year because I will be unemployed.
Brad drinking odules laughing, I’m not going anywhere because I have some pictures DRad wishes I didn’t ??
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