Athlon: Jokes about Clemson Rivals

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From Athlon Sports:

What does a South Carolina fan do when the Gamecocks win the BCS championship?
He turns off the PlayStation.

• What do you call a Gamecock in a BCS bowl game?
A referee.

• Why do South Carolina football players like smart women?
Opposites attract.

• How many Florida State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a sophomore course.

• How many Gamecock fans does it take to change a flat tire?
Just one...unless it’s a blowout, then they all show up!

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