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The year is 2029.... [93]
Posted: Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM

The year is 2029....Its opening day at Death Valley, and the stadium is filled to its 126,843 capacity. All in orange. All waving orange flags. They cheer for their Tigers, celebrating the back to back national championships, and 4 out of the last 8 national championships. They are a dynasty. The media speculates "is this the greatest team ever?" Clemson, synonomous with "college football", is the envy of every other program in America.

The Four Horseman, Cherone Peak, Martravias Bryant, Mike Bellamy and of course Sammy Watkins, are in attendance. Dabo has always credited them with being the Spark that turned around Clemson’s fortune. Though Clemson never actually won a national title while they were there, the 3 ACC championships they won put Clemson squarely back in the mix for the national title hunt from their perch on top of the ACC.

Watkins, being Clemson's first Heisman Trophy winner and first #1 pick was greeted with roar, many still wearing his retired #1 jersey. Bellamy, a two-time NFL MVP and first ballot Hall of Famer raised his hand to the crowd, and nearly blinded all from the shine of his 4 super bowl rings. Peake and Bryant recently retired from the NFL as annual pro-bowlers and defining Clemson's new reputation as "Wide Reciever U".

Just beside the four horseman, are three former Tiger walk-ons: Will Swinney, Drew Swinney, and Clay Swinney. Will is now an assistant coach at Alabama. Drew, a successful attorney in Atlanta. And Clay, who defied the odds and is now a starting wide receiver for the Tennessee Titans. They stand there, in awe. Tears flowing from their face as they think back to all the practices, hours in the weight room, and tough victories over ACC foes. They are all champions. It has all come to this. This one moment. They know this is what they worked for. They know what it feels like to achieve your dream.

Then...an announcement is made, and a banner is dropped...

The West Zone will be renamed...the Dabo Swinney Zone. Suddenly, 126,843 chant "Dabo! Dabo!" at the top of their lungs, and thank God that they were patient with Dabo. He asked for patience. He delivered.


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Subject (Replies: 82) Author Date Posted
The year is 2029....
doppelganger Dec 8, 2010 10:41 AM
I feel all rapey
deleted Dec 8, 2010 10:45 AM
In the year 2525
Das Tiger Dec 8, 2010 10:46 AM
are you Zaeger or Evans??.......:~) ***
tigrjm76® Dec 8, 2010 11:02 AM
T_I_P Dec 8, 2010 10:46 AM
I'm interested to know how they were able to incorporate
york_tiger Dec 8, 2010 10:48 AM
I just became aroused.***
TheJackal1 Dec 8, 2010 10:49 AM
I think it moved.***
MDT1GER Dec 8, 2010 11:07 AM
Why do you post here and then link on the Lounge? ******
Swarley Dec 8, 2010 10:49 AM
Many loungers don't go to Tiger Board.
doppelganger Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM
Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How
Swarley Dec 8, 2010 11:02 AM
Re: Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How
Das Tiger Dec 8, 2010 11:07 AM
Nice observation.
TheJackal1 Dec 8, 2010 11:08 AM
Some days are better than others.***
RH Tig Dec 8, 2010 11:08 AM
Loungers are smart, but unchallenged by their jobs.
deleted Dec 8, 2010 11:11 AM
Have you ever heard of Bruce Dickinson?
clemsontyger Dec 8, 2010 11:32 AM
all becasue he wanted, nay demanded
Das Tiger Dec 8, 2010 11:33 AM
Do you think anybody questions him now?
deleted Dec 8, 2010 12:27 PM
CS02 Dec 8, 2010 11:37 AM
We are motivatingly challenged, not bored.***
RenegadeTiger® Dec 8, 2010 12:39 PM
I thought you guys would enjoy this.***
doppelganger Dec 8, 2010 5:24 PM
Dont ask questions to which you woodnt understand the answer***
TheJackal1 Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM
We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you.
Das Tiger Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM
because the Lunge will murder this***
Easy G Dec 8, 2010 10:58 AM
Why must you post questions you clearly cannot understand
soccerkrzy® Dec 8, 2010 2:22 PM
I notice the lack of QB mentions though
T_I_P Dec 8, 2010 10:50 AM
No, they all ascend directly to Heaven upon completion
Das Tiger Dec 8, 2010 11:20 AM
WSteele Dec 8, 2010 11:22 AM
he lists all the WRs because we have a WR head coach
clemsonsuzi® Dec 8, 2010 12:18 PM
And there will be a ticker take parade after the game***
Kramer Dec 8, 2010 10:51 AM
is this a joke or does this really happen?***
franc1968® Dec 8, 2010 10:56 AM
it could happen... as long as Dabo doesn't have an evil twin
clemsonsuzi® Dec 8, 2010 12:21 PM
4 National Championships...4 sweatshirts.***
deleted Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM
Re: 4 National Championships...4 sweatshirts.***
ohiotiger33® Dec 8, 2010 10:55 AM
You serious Clark?
deleted Dec 8, 2010 11:07 AM
You should call in to Coast to Coast AM and tell that to
tigerdrummer® Dec 8, 2010 10:52 AM
The year is 2029....
TIGERCOOK® Dec 8, 2010 10:55 AM
I suggest that no one ever drink from the
Das Tiger Dec 8, 2010 10:57 AM
If we had 4 future pro bowlers for 3 years, why didn't we
Easy G Dec 8, 2010 10:57 AM
Re: The year is 2029....
summeyd® Dec 8, 2010 10:57 AM
this is not as far fetched as some would like you to believe
Uncle Billy Dec 8, 2010 11:02 AM
So you're saying there is a chance.........***
deleted Dec 8, 2010 11:05 AM
I dont care if this comes true with Dabo
HAWG Dec 8, 2010 11:06 AM
In 1992 there were threads titled
T_I_P Dec 8, 2010 11:06 AM
Al Gore had not invented the internet yet in 1992.***
deleted Dec 8, 2010 11:08 AM
deleted Dec 8, 2010 11:09 AM
TheJackal1 Dec 8, 2010 11:10 AM
No there weren't, Al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet.***
deleted Dec 8, 2010 11:09 AM
TheJackal1 Dec 8, 2010 11:09 AM
WSteele Dec 8, 2010 11:21 AM
Wait...I don't get it. Is it funny or not?***
deleted Dec 8, 2010 11:24 AM
Re: The year is 2029....
elcid96 Dec 8, 2010 11:42 AM
...and it all started when DaQuan Bowers, Defensive Player
clemsonsuzi® Dec 8, 2010 12:40 PM
when did TDP get the ax?***
T_I_P Dec 8, 2010 1:38 PM
Re: when did TDP get the ax?***
elcid96 Dec 8, 2010 2:23 PM
I was really hoping to open it to find
BillgoCU Dec 8, 2010 2:23 PM
Buck Rogers, is that you?***
WolfMan2 Dec 8, 2010 5:43 PM
Dabo does have a certain Gil Gerard quality (link)
WolfMan2 Dec 8, 2010 6:04 PM
And all you young whippersnappers are now asking the
Spud Dec 8, 2010 5:49 PM
worst post on tnet ever***
tigerking79® Dec 8, 2010 6:05 PM
it made the HOF...it can't be bad.***
deleted Dec 8, 2010 6:06 PM
that coming from you is hilarious***
cutiger250® Dec 8, 2010 6:08 PM
Too much seafood......***
deserttiger85 Dec 8, 2010 6:23 PM
deleted Dec 8, 2010 6:42 PM
I got chills imagining it. To speak realisticly its a long
tiggerz04® Dec 8, 2010 6:50 PM
... and then you woke up.***
uscjd2004 Dec 8, 2010 7:02 PM
Re: 2029 all pumpers still crying wait til next year
psfannsc Dec 8, 2010 7:54 PM
And even after 3 MNC's, the dumpers still yell "FIRE ____!!"***
6317forever® Dec 8, 2010 7:55 PM
Keyser Soze Dec 9, 2010 8:41 AM
this has given me dreams for days***
T_I_P Dec 10, 2010 10:50 AM
This is either the best satire ever...
CharlestonTom® Dec 10, 2010 10:52 AM
I gave you your 69th point for this post.
bobcobb22 Dec 10, 2010 10:53 AM
Re: The year is 2029....
loubello Dec 10, 2010 10:57 AM
but he's not the only one***
T_I_P Dec 10, 2010 10:59 AM
Hmmm, can I borrow your time machine...
ClemBert Dec 10, 2010 11:56 AM
no Napier now though***
T_I_P Jan 5, 2011 10:09 AM
Chad Morris***
doppelganger Jan 17, 2011 3:03 PM
The year is 2011...
RHHS8068 Jan 17, 2011 3:33 PM
Re: The year is 2011...
bobcobb22 Jan 17, 2011 3:42 PM
What are you, 5? We get it... He stole your article...
clemson guy3 Jan 17, 2011 3:36 PM
thumbs down***
doppelganger Jan 17, 2011 3:52 PM
What comes around goes around***
clemson guy3 Jan 17, 2011 4:01 PM
Some people say cucumbers taste better pickeled.***
doppelganger Jan 17, 2011 4:33 PM