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So my Wife put a couple of TVs and a stereo on Layaway
Jun 25, 2017, 1:19 PM
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behind the Walmart until we could come back later with some associates and take them to the charity auction at our Pizza Parlor. Turns out some do-gooder thought our acts of kindness strayed outside his understanding of moral decency and called the cops on her. Now Vinnie and Rocko think I look weak in front of the organization and that I need to collect, or this thing could get out of hand.
I am on my way over there now will a couple of nice, slightly deranged and strung out teenagers from the neighborhood to explain what a wonderful opportunity this rat has in front of of him. Because he lives behind the Walmart, I have decided to offer him a job running our layaway department from home. It is simple really, we drop off the packages at his house and he does not call law enforcement. I am sure he will be thrilled about his new job, being that the health insurance package is one of the best. I can pretty much guarantee he does not get sick, or have something unfortunate happen as long as he keeps his mouth shut and does what we tell him.
Hopefully he sees things our way.
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Re: So my Wife put a couple of TVs and a stereo on Layaway
Jun 25, 2017, 1:25 PM
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Dude, you're hilarious. Been reading your posts for years. You remind me of my brother in law. Hope your new business arrangement works out. BTW what did your boss say about all those tiles ripped out of the break area?
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Were they 55 inchers? Man, if only people would mind their
Jun 25, 2017, 1:26 PM
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own business!
Go Tigers AND Tiger Nation(al Champs!)!
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110%er [8085]
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My wife was out shopping for my Father's Day gift today
Jun 25, 2017, 1:50 PM
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(I know, she's like that). In her buggy was 2 55" TV's and a stereo. She turned around to wallop one of the rug rats in the head & when she turned back around, the buggy was gone! She's too lazy to load it up again, so she left. Who's the loser in this? Me! I didn't get any Father's Day gifts! Unless you call walloping the kid when they got home.
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Re: So my Wife put a couple of TVs and a stereo on Layaway
Jun 25, 2017, 1:37 PM
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I'm sure if you can get our assistant basketball coach over to talk to them they will see things your way and they will be excited with the benefits and might suggest a couple of other jobs they will do for free.
If he doesn't straighten it out they truly are worthless. He's the key to assure your success because #### Bender is the best in the business.
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Re: So my Wife put a couple of TVs and a stereo on Layaway
Jun 25, 2017, 4:00 PM
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don't you mean"your husband?". 
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Re: So my Wife put a couple of TVs and a stereo on Layaway***
Jun 25, 2017, 4:05 PM
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Re: So my Wife put a couple of TVs and a stereo on Layaway***
Jun 25, 2017, 4:15 PM
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I think you have a great sense of humor.
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Re: So my Wife put a couple of TVs and a stereo on Layaway***
Jun 25, 2017, 5:13 PM
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I reluctantly agree
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Oculus Spirit [81986]
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It sounds like a great opportuninty for everyone.
Jun 25, 2017, 4:55 PM
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Location. Location. Location.
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Oculus Spirit [93644]
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Your wife is the snaggle toothed crackhead?
Jun 25, 2017, 9:35 PM
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Kinda hot, she busy this weekend?
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Welcome to the Jounge.
Jun 25, 2017, 9:43 PM
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You've been here before. Make yourself at home.
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