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Paul Finebaum Show Coot Caller
Jun 21, 2017, 6:38 PM
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Some dumb coot came clucking his way into the show, with the name "Sandman", saying "Bama doesn't want us, we're their kryptonite, look back at 2010." He goes on saying he doesn't know why Bama doesn't schedule them (guess he doesn't know conference schedules go into rotations), thus stating his claim Bama is scared.
Coots gonna coot.
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Re: Paul Finebaum Show Coot Caller
Jun 21, 2017, 6:50 PM
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Bama can't even beat Clemson , wh would they want to schedule a team with Jake Bentley on it ?
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Re: Paul Finebaum Show Coot Caller
Jun 21, 2017, 7:04 PM
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While waiting to get a haircut several days ago, I had a friendly coot graduate tell me that Bentley should still be in high school and he was only 16 years old. I told him that their other QB(Mcilwain) was younger than Bentley and 19. He had a confused look on his face when I mentioned numbers.
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Re: Paul Finebaum Show Coot Caller
Jun 21, 2017, 7:12 PM
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Well in the Coots defense, Math is incredibly hard. Especially so if you don't even Math.
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Re: Paul Finebaum Show Coot Caller
Jun 21, 2017, 7:27 PM
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I have never understood their logic about this. Was he not held back in the eighth grade? Would that not mean he actually finished on time?
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If you are too stupid to pass 8th grade how in the world
Jun 21, 2017, 7:44 PM
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are you going to graduate in 3 years?
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REX123, you just found the answer to coot math.
Jun 21, 2017, 10:57 PM
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coots have a 3-9 season and think they won nine.....
ergo the Bentley is 16 and Mcilwain is 19...
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Just like they don't want anything to do with South Florida.***
Jun 21, 2017, 7:33 PM
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or The Citadel.***
Jun 21, 2017, 7:44 PM
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Re: Paul Finebaum Show Coot Caller
Jun 21, 2017, 7:40 PM
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Prob funniest thing I have heard all day! They got lucky by beating bama once and went 3-9 lost to citiedal and 6-7 vs 14-1 and 14-1 one title win one lose. Oh yea they are terrified, I got a good one since they win the west every year why not win the east and you can see them then. Fix the scheduling prob yourselfs by winning your division and making them play Yall!
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Re: Paul Finebaum Show Coot Caller
Jun 21, 2017, 8:14 PM
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They understand Meth but not Math.
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Wish I could say this is the exception rather than the norm
Jun 22, 2017, 10:00 AM
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but there is a very good reason why $CU fans are widely regarded as the most ignorant and deluded fan base in all of collegiate athletics. It's because they go out of their way to garner that reputation.
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