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Woke up to a harsh reality this morning....
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Woke up to a harsh reality this morning....


May 23, 2017, 11:42 AM

Went to take my morning dump only to realize that I was out of toilet paper! Had to drive all the way down the block to the gas station to buy some more.

It's times like these really make me wish I could escape the hustle & bustle of America and move to a country where the world is my bathroom toilet paper is nonexistent.

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Thought provoking***


May 23, 2017, 11:43 AM



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Well, my dump


May 23, 2017, 11:57 AM

is only open on Wednesdays. Why you need toilet paper?

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Beat tracks on car seat?***


May 23, 2017, 11:45 AM



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Re: Beat tracks on car seat?***


May 23, 2017, 11:46 AM

Why would you beat off on your car seat?

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Re: Woke up to a harsh reality this morning....


May 23, 2017, 11:51 AM

Poor planning

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Re: Woke up to a harsh reality this morning....


May 23, 2017, 11:51 AM

waddling all the way down to the gas station with your pants at your ankles took courage, I am proud of you.

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Agreed I waddle a lot with my pants down now. But they


May 23, 2017, 11:55 AM

Tell me it's less courage now and more frontal lobe dementia.

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Who said I kept my pants down at my ankles?


May 23, 2017, 11:56 AM [ in reply to Re: Woke up to a harsh reality this morning.... ]

I didn't even get into the harsh reality of having to change clothes afterwards

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Or you could stop being poor and buy a pool!!!


May 23, 2017, 11:54 AM

And a "pool guy"
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I tried to stop being poor once...


May 23, 2017, 11:58 AM

but I got tired of having to deal with the hustle and bustle of working. I just wanna kick it in a 3rd world country and fend for myself, ya know?

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Like Didddy says: Mo' Worlds... Mo' Problems***


May 23, 2017, 12:07 PM





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How is your cell phone service in there? Next time just give bob a call


May 23, 2017, 11:54 AM

And he'll be right up. May have to move a cheek to the side to let him out.

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Try Columbia, South America


May 23, 2017, 11:57 AM

Or Columbia, SC.

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Re: Woke up to a harsh reality this morning....


May 23, 2017, 12:15 PM

What's keeping you? Easier to leave the country than to get in and getting in is easier than Mike Williams scoring a touchdown on the coots.

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