club. Brian sits down at the bar and proceeds to order "two" drinks. He begins to complain to Urban Meyer about losing by "two points" to "two" different teams and Notre Dame should be #1 only if they did not lose. Urban said I hear ya, me "too". OSU should be #1. Urban then pulled a chalk board out of his back pocket, added water to it and it grew into a large board. Then a Clemson fan came along, grabbed the board and slammed it over both coaches heads and said there is my "2" cents worth. The rest of the fans in the Esso club rejoiced and said Amen. Mark May then came out of the bathroom and said what did I miss? Louser Holtz said everything has he sprayed his face with spit. Yeaaaahhhh that's the ticket...that's what happened.