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110%er [6238]
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Ok lunge, serious question..
Sep 2, 2015, 2:44 PM
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Son just consumed a desiccant pack, it was in my pack of Jerky in truck.
I think alls fine, he thew up shortly afterwards.
Being that he's 5, he will surely tell the entire kindergarten tomorrow about the whole ordeal.
How much jail time am I looking at? Is DSS on the way to the house now?
Sorry no pics CSO2
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Contrary to popular belief, this is not the lunge
Sep 2, 2015, 2:45 PM
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hth
Prayers lifted for you when you lose your kid to the system though
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Oculus Spirit [96799]
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is there another boy in your son's class that has a habit of
Sep 2, 2015, 2:49 PM
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pulling down his pants during show and tell?
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All-TigerNet [12505]
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Probably tasted better and was healthier
Sep 2, 2015, 2:58 PM
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than those new Michelle Obama school lunches.
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CU Medallion [64517]
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It's not a controlled substance so you'll probably be OK....
Sep 2, 2015, 2:59 PM
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provided, of course, you didn't give it to him deliberately thinking it was crystal meth.
Hey...I'm not judging. I know it can be a real b!tch when your five year old won't go down for his nap and you;re trying to get back to the game. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
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All-In [40872]
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TAKE IT TO THE LOUNGE***
Sep 2, 2015, 3:02 PM
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All-In [29076]
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We don't want this over there either.
Sep 2, 2015, 3:06 PM
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We are still off DSS's radar right now.
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Orange Blooded [3350]
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Maybe he'll poop a cool looking glass turd he can take to
Sep 2, 2015, 3:08 PM
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show and tell.
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110%er [7657]
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It's non-toxic.
Sep 2, 2015, 3:11 PM
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You won't go to jail this time.
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Heisman Winner [139873]
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Plenty of postage...
Sep 2, 2015, 3:14 PM
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wrong address.
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Legend [16472]
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Guess you are guilty of dehydrating a minor. Not sure what
Sep 2, 2015, 4:00 PM
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the punishment is for that.
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Heisman Winner [139873]
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If DSS shows up at your door, tell them not to worry...
Sep 2, 2015, 5:05 PM
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you already spanked him for it. Lesson learned.
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Oculus Spirit [93608]
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If you're not kidding you should call poison control.
Sep 2, 2015, 5:38 PM
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You can't take a chance on the health of a child.
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