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Orange Blooded [2526]
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Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 29, 2015, 4:39 PM
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Scotch Scotch Scotch, I love Scotch, In my belly look at my moobies
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Orange Blooded [2775]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 29, 2015, 4:42 PM
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disgusting old man with beer in hand coaching without a plan
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Heisman Winner [110330]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 29, 2015, 4:44 PM
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it called Haiku which means seven in middle hope that helps you some
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CU Medallion [60681]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 29, 2015, 4:48 PM
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I make enemies of press and of the Tigers. Loser #### I am.
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Legend [19402]
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We got enemies
Jul 29, 2015, 4:51 PM
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They think I is getting old Pooped in my Depends
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Legend [19402]
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Have to coach'm up
Jul 29, 2015, 4:54 PM
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Star rating don't mean nothin' Furman wanted him
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 29, 2015, 5:17 PM
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Chicken curse again Attila the hen is done I smell fried poultry
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CU Guru [1497]
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Spurrier
Jul 29, 2015, 5:47 PM
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Although I am old, Where is the tailgating girl? I have ######.
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Legend [17680]
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Press conference Haiku
Jul 29, 2015, 6:20 PM
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Just give me all your TU's for this winner right now:
Questions the last week Two weeks maybe the last month We've got enemies
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Hall of Famer [21601]
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Haiku entitled "From the Poetic Lips of Slurrier"
Jul 29, 2015, 7:06 PM
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Well... Last year was rough 7 and 6 ain't awful Historically good.
Cartwheels a-plenty Heck, I did a keg stand, too! When we beat the U.
But that was the past Time to prove my worth again Get to work right now...
Wait, who's on TV? Are they praising my golf game? They just show my miss?!?!?
Oh, h3ll no, news team!!! I DO NOT MISS BIRDIE PUTTS!!! Is Ron behind this?!?!?
Yes, press conference NOW! Edge of my driveway will do Get ready haters.
~JKB
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All-In [35206]
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Spurrier Haiku
Jul 29, 2015, 7:30 PM
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Unprovoked screaming. Pure irrationality. Visor hat on the floor.
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Orange Blooded [2526]
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Haha. All freaking awesome!
Jul 29, 2015, 7:33 PM
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kudos troop!
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All-American [580]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku
Jul 29, 2015, 10:00 PM
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Closing practices fearing all my enemies we are really good
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Starter [352]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku
Jul 30, 2015, 8:43 AM
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i cant win because i coach a bunch a bunch of morons my life is awful
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Re: Spurrier Haiku
Jul 30, 2015, 6:47 PM
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Went to USuCk Got an education Now work at burger king Flipping burgers.......
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Legend [19402]
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I have no QB
Jul 29, 2015, 9:33 PM
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I have no trophies in case Fifty foot banner ??
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Legend [19402]
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I say Free Shoes U
Jul 29, 2015, 10:03 PM
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No Citrus without UT Quit talkin' 'bout me!
I coach USC No not the real USC They don't hire fossils
Paul Feinbaum is mean Says I embarrased myself Wait until we play
AJC loves Georgia The State is printing their stuff Lost my tin foil hat
We're gonna be good Ain't forgot how to coach'm Just how to recruit
We are not Clemson Our players do not graduate Or get suspended
Where's that big red ball The one that I hump in gym It never complains
I can't say Pharaoh I say Fay-row instead of I's a SEC grad
Clowney number one! But his nickname is doo doo? Houston can decide
Clemson don't matter I said when I arrived here Now all that matters
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CU Guru [1327]
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Dabo haunts my dreams
Jul 29, 2015, 10:05 PM
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Five straight are now in the past I am old and tired
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All-American [580]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 29, 2015, 10:05 PM
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Am I 55? The team doctor says I am argue with that dude
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CU Guru [1797]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 29, 2015, 10:31 PM
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No Championships Zero SEC Titles Only Fifth Place Rings
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Hall of Famer [21601]
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Slurrier #2
Jul 29, 2015, 11:40 PM
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Whoever first said That ol' "sticks and stones" proverb Did NOT read The State!
~JKB
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Orange Blooded [3507]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 30, 2015, 12:16 AM
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Red nose, red cheeks Cooler full of Ensure Where are my meds
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Starter [352]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 30, 2015, 6:51 AM
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Should have known better Than to take this stupid job Dabo makes me cry
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All-In [49612]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 30, 2015, 7:01 AM
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I'm A Lightning Rod, A Collection Point For Hate And Misplaced Respect.
I've Got A Heisman, And A National Title Not At USC.
My Life Dissolving In A Feather-Fouled Stewpot Of Loss And Regret.
Do Not Weep For Me. Soon I Will Be Free Of This Capons Remain Trapped.
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All-American [580]
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Re: Spurrier Haiku....and go!
Jul 30, 2015, 10:31 PM
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Florida was great while with redskins, not so much still sucking with coots
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