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Spurrier Haiku....and go!
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Spurrier Haiku....and go!


Jul 29, 2015, 4:39 PM

Scotch Scotch Scotch, I love
Scotch, In my belly
look at my moobies

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Jul 29, 2015, 4:42 PM

disgusting old man
with beer in hand
coaching without a plan

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Jul 29, 2015, 4:44 PM

it called Haiku
which means seven in middle
hope that helps you some

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Jul 29, 2015, 4:48 PM

I make enemies
of press and of the Tigers.
Loser #### I am.

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


We got enemies


Jul 29, 2015, 4:51 PM

They think I is getting old
Pooped in my Depends

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Have to coach'm up


Jul 29, 2015, 4:54 PM

Star rating don't mean nothin'
Furman wanted him

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Jul 29, 2015, 5:17 PM

Chicken curse again
Attila the hen is done
I smell fried poultry

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Spurrier


Jul 29, 2015, 5:47 PM

Although I am old,
Where is the tailgating girl?
I have ######.

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I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks; but I do fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee


Press conference Haiku


Jul 29, 2015, 6:20 PM

Just give me all your TU's for this winner right now:

Questions the last week
Two weeks maybe the last month
We've got enemies

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Haiku entitled "From the Poetic Lips of Slurrier"


Jul 29, 2015, 7:06 PM

Well... Last year was rough
7 and 6 ain't awful
Historically good.

Cartwheels a-plenty
Heck, I did a keg stand, too!
When we beat the U.

But that was the past
Time to prove my worth again
Get to work right now...

Wait, who's on TV?
Are they praising my golf game?
They just show my miss?!?!?

Oh, h3ll no, news team!!!
I DO NOT MISS BIRDIE PUTTS!!!
Is Ron behind this?!?!?

Yes, press conference NOW!
Edge of my driveway will do
Get ready haters.

~JKB

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Spurrier Haiku


Jul 29, 2015, 7:30 PM

Unprovoked screaming.
Pure irrationality.
Visor hat on the floor.

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Haha. All freaking awesome!


Jul 29, 2015, 7:33 PM

kudos troop!

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Jul 29, 2015, 10:00 PM [ in reply to Spurrier Haiku ]

Closing practices
fearing all my enemies
we are really good

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Jul 30, 2015, 8:43 AM

i cant win because
i coach a bunch a bunch of morons
my life is awful

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Jul 30, 2015, 6:47 PM

Went to USuCk
Got an education
Now work at burger king
Flipping burgers.......

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I have no QB


Jul 29, 2015, 9:33 PM

I have no trophies in case
Fifty foot banner ??

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I say Free Shoes U


Jul 29, 2015, 10:03 PM

No Citrus without UT
Quit talkin' 'bout me!

I coach USC
No not the real USC
They don't hire fossils

Paul Feinbaum is mean
Says I embarrased myself
Wait until we play

AJC loves Georgia
The State is printing their stuff
Lost my tin foil hat

We're gonna be good
Ain't forgot how to coach'm
Just how to recruit

We are not Clemson
Our players do not graduate
Or get suspended

Where's that big red ball
The one that I hump in gym
It never complains

I can't say Pharaoh
I say Fay-row instead of
I's a SEC grad

Clowney number one!
But his nickname is doo doo?
Houston can decide

Clemson don't matter
I said when I arrived here
Now all that matters

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Dabo haunts my dreams


Jul 29, 2015, 10:05 PM

Five straight are now in the past
I am old and tired

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Jul 29, 2015, 10:05 PM

Am I 55?
The team doctor says I am
argue with that dude

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Jul 29, 2015, 10:31 PM

No Championships
Zero SEC Titles
Only Fifth Place Rings

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Slurrier #2


Jul 29, 2015, 11:40 PM

Whoever first said
That ol' "sticks and stones" proverb
Did NOT read The State!

:(

~JKB

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Jul 30, 2015, 12:16 AM

Red nose, red cheeks
Cooler full of Ensure
Where are my meds

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Jul 30, 2015, 6:51 AM

Should have known better
Than to take this stupid job
Dabo makes me cry

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Jul 30, 2015, 7:01 AM

I'm A Lightning Rod,
A Collection Point For Hate
And Misplaced Respect.

I've Got A Heisman,
And A National Title
Not At USC.

My Life Dissolving
In A Feather-Fouled Stewpot
Of Loss And Regret.

Do Not Weep For Me.
Soon I Will Be Free Of This
Capons Remain Trapped.

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Jul 30, 2015, 10:31 PM

Florida was great
while with redskins, not so much
still sucking with coots

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