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Coot graduation
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Coot graduation


Jul 3, 2015, 1:34 PM

Graduation In Columbia





A student played college football at Scar. He was a great running back, but a really poor student.

At graduation, he didn't have enough credits but he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him his diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Dwayne could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the coliseum and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The dean was on the stage and told Dwayne to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Dwayne, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."

Dwayne said he was ready and the dean asked him the question.

"Dwayne," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Dwayne looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The other students began chanting,

"Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Dwayne held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. he said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."







A hush fell over the auditorium and all the other students began another chant, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

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Jul 3, 2015, 1:48 PM

I laughed.

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