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This is Funny, who ever you are....
May 4, 2015, 3:11 PM
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Bill Clinton started jogging near his home, On each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a really good explanation for the former Secretary of State.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks????"
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Re: This is Funny, who ever you are....
May 4, 2015, 4:10 PM
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Good one. Every time I read another stupid post about ex. President Clinton I can't help but think of those years of peace and the 200 grand I was making each year. Sure would be nice to have that kind of life return, But, of course, he liked women so he must be a bad guy, Go Bush.
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Maybe you should work harder!!
May 4, 2015, 4:30 PM
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Just saying
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And the soldiers in Mogadishu
May 4, 2015, 7:53 PM
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and the 40 or so of his associates that were murdered. Or the fact that the Russians now control 20% of the US uranium because of his and his husbands business deals with Putin. I could go on, but why....
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Re: This is Funny, who ever you are....
May 4, 2015, 9:02 PM
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Those years of peace also let OBL go while he was in the cross-hairs.... Maybe peace aint all its cracked up to be.
That internet boom was good though! He was a fine president, but he didnt make the economy any better.
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Re: This is Funny, who ever you are....
May 4, 2015, 4:40 PM
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Wow! Welcome to 1998!
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Better? Nope; they still are creepy and undesirable.***
May 4, 2015, 5:04 PM
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Re: This is Funny, who ever you are....
May 4, 2015, 5:05 PM
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Thanks
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This wasn't funy to me
May 5, 2015, 9:59 AM
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when I first read it around 25 years ago. It is depraved and another tea party lie. But have a nice day, as will I, knowing that everyone on P&R, who is depraved, liked it. Go Tigers but don't be depraved and lie about it.
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Re: This wasn't funy to me
May 5, 2015, 1:17 PM
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You read that 25 years ago? 1990? I guess he had jokes being made while governor tho 
And a tea party lie? Yet you heard it 25 years ago? Someone is lying here....and it's you.
I don't think the tea party was around 25 years ago
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Geech didn't like it....shocking!!....
May 5, 2015, 2:13 PM
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but I love how your heard it 25 yrs ago AND it's a tea party lie.
Please do a better job of making your non-sense make sense.
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