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Gimme your Best Ben Boulware facts
Mar 27, 2015, 10:48 AM
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Ben Boulware was once a street name but it was changed Because nobody ever crossed Ben Boulware and lived!
Ben Boulware was born in a cave he carved with his own hands!
Fear of Spiders is Aranaphobia, fear of tight spaces is Chlostrophobia, fear of Ben Boulware is Self preservation!
Ben Boulware can impregnate women by staring at them!
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Re: Gimme your Best Ben Boulware facts
Mar 27, 2015, 10:55 AM
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Jesus can walk on water, but Boulware can swim on land!
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Re: Gimme your Best Ben Boulware facts
Mar 27, 2015, 12:05 PM
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swim though land fyi
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Water covers 71% of the earth.
Mar 27, 2015, 10:57 AM
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Ben Boulware covers the rest.
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Before The Boogey Man goes to sleep,
Mar 27, 2015, 11:29 AM
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he makes his mama check the closet to check for Ben Boulware,
Ghosts sit around the camp fire and tell Ben Boulware stories.
The closest spot in every parking lot is reserved for Ben Boulware. The handicap sign is a warning of what will happen to you if you park there.
Superman wears a pair of Ben Boulware underwear.
Ben Boulware sleeps with a night light. Not because he's scared of the dark, because the dark is scared of him.
Freddie Kreuger has nightmares about Ben Boulware.
There is no such things as tornadoes, Ben Boulware just doesn't like trailer parks.
Ben Boulware has been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life their.
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^^^Hits the mark!^^^***
Mar 27, 2015, 11:33 AM
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Re: Gimme your Best Ben Boulware facts
Mar 27, 2015, 11:45 AM
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When you open up a can of Whoop A$$, Ben Boulware jumps out.
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Ben Boulware played baseball once. He went 4 for 3.***
Mar 27, 2015, 12:01 PM
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Re: Ben Boulware played baseball once. He went 4 for 3.***
Mar 28, 2015, 1:28 AM
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Big brother would be jealous!!!!
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Ben Boulware
Mar 27, 2015, 12:07 PM
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rides upon a steed perchance to spy a lady.
Ben Boulware hates Mexicans and he's half Mexican! and he hates irony.
Ben Boulware once punched a hole in a full-grown male bison just to see who was coming up the road.
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Re: Ben Boulware
Mar 27, 2015, 12:10 PM
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oh boy
that makes about as much sense as this.
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Re: Ben Boulware
Mar 27, 2015, 12:12 PM
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Bery true.
How 'bout this though
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Re: Ben Boulware
Mar 27, 2015, 12:14 PM
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did he carve that ham himself?
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Re: Ben Boulware
Mar 27, 2015, 2:21 PM
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Where are his gloves in that picture?
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The "L" is silent in his last name***
Mar 27, 2015, 12:30 PM
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Ben, I know that's you. Go to class and stay off TigerNet.***
Mar 27, 2015, 1:13 PM
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Can kill 2 stones with 1 bird***
Mar 27, 2015, 1:47 PM
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Re: Gimme your Best Ben Boulware facts
Mar 27, 2015, 2:22 PM
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Ben Boulware once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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When a big grizzly bear goes near Bouleware
Mar 27, 2015, 4:04 PM
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It steps back then runs away.....
When a massive tidal wave is about to crash the beach it sees bouleware and it stops!!!!!...
Ben bouleware can eat spoonfuls of ice cream at a time without getting brain freeze....
Ben bouleware can go a week without taking a leak..... HE'S THAT TOUGH!!!!!
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Re: When a big grizzly bear goes near Bouleware
Mar 27, 2015, 5:14 PM
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Spell his name right.....
TD
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Re: When a big grizzly bear goes near Bouleware
Mar 28, 2015, 1:39 AM
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Like I give a $#1+ if you TD me!!!!...
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Re: Gimme your Best Ben Boulware facts
Mar 27, 2015, 9:02 PM
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I think your all going over board. I mean it's true they measure his blood pressure in volts and Chuck Norris follows him on Twitter. But hey, he's only a man! Of course he blows bubbles with Jolly Ranchers and it's true that Superman wears Ben Boulware pajamas...but enough! He's a fine young football player who's mom just so happens to have a tattoo on her arm that says "Son". But that's not his fault! She loves him. He was just born strong and mean, there's no harm in that! It's not his fault that when he does push ups the earth goes down. He's just a regular, big , mean strong guy head hunter so just back off!
Ben's just a regular joe with good manners who just happens to use chain saw blades for floss. Don't condemn him for that! He's a kind, loving young man. It's not his fault that since he went on a vacation to the Virgin Islands; they now just call 'em The Islands. Lay off!!
It's just Ben being Ben...
Go Tigers!
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Re: Gimme your Best Ben Boulware facts
Mar 27, 2015, 9:15 PM
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Great white shark families wait patiently all year for Discovery channel to feature "Ben Boulware Week"
Kim Kardashian's butt photo didn't break the Internet, but Googling "Ben Boulware tough" does
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Ben Boulware***
Mar 27, 2015, 9:19 PM
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He counted to infinity....twice.***
Mar 27, 2015, 9:26 PM
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Ben Boulware facts
Mar 28, 2015, 1:55 AM
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Ben went to Paris once. They surrendered when he got off the airplane.
Ben's phone is too scared to autocorrect him.
Ben trains 25 hours a day, 8 days a week.
Ben doesn't flirt with disaster, he sweeps it off it's feet and ravages it.
Ben was circumcised with a chain saw.
Ben's blood type is Tabasco and jet fuel.
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After games, Ben Boulware writes...
Mar 28, 2015, 7:59 AM
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The opposing team's injury report.
"Let's see... starting RB... I broke his leg. Starting RG... I ripped off his arm. Starting QB... lacerated soul. Now who did I destroy on the second drive?"
~JKB
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