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Coot Recruiting tools...
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Coot Recruiting tools...


Jan 31, 2015, 6:51 AM

Items Coots can offer recruits-

Free cars courtesy Lance Laury's Chop Shop stolen car business.

Free hotel rooms courtesy the Whitney.

Free "Get out of Jail Free Card" courtesy Slurrier, as he did for G A Mangus.

Free cold Budweisers, courtesy Slurrier after games.

And......etc....etc....

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Jan 31, 2015, 6:55 AM

Dont forget he is wooing parents by guaranteeing their boys will be home for xmas this year!!!! No bowl game travel.

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Free


Jan 31, 2015, 7:01 AM

Legal representation courtesy of resident house coot: Neiley
Aka: Neil "daddy's boy" Lourie

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Guaranteed "annual" scholarship...***


Jan 31, 2015, 7:17 AM



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Annualish...


Jan 31, 2015, 9:16 AM

it kinda depends on how well you played

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let's not forget their demerit system guys....?!


Jan 31, 2015, 9:33 AM

-a USuCk player, gets up to like 6 suspensions forgiven & full benifits of whateverthehell you want (up to 6) & full return of PT & benefits

-a USuCk player, can decide when you want to play, IF you want to play at all...

-a USuCk player, can decide when he's injured instead of having the experienced staff & coaches know about it or examining, this clause includes said player skipping drug tests or having Mangus substitute Urin (he has plenty to give...)

-a USuCk player, may receive all types of moneys & payments or discounts from boosters & through the university (through chop-shops & hotels & other businesses


So I guess there's something to like...just not their football "legacy" ;)


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Re: Coot Recruiting tools... theirs should be called


Jan 31, 2015, 8:26 AM

Re-cooting

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Coors, not Buds.***


Jan 31, 2015, 8:46 AM



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Re: Coot Recruiting tools...


Jan 31, 2015, 9:14 AM

Don't forget he'll come down to the locker room and jerk them off himself

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