Two things in this world that I hate (and I do mean, HATE)

Nov 22, 2014, 9:04 PM

#1. Columbia, SC

#2. Steve Spurrier

Now listen up you off-colored shade of pink visor with the word "#####" plastered on the front wearing ############ . I don't give a #### about the last 5 years. I'm not even going to pretend to be "sportsmanlike" or polite about it. We own you. We will always own you. We have a pitchfork shoved so far up your jailhouse ###, the tines are sticking out between the gaps where your meth-riddled teeth used to be. I've been nice the last few months, but that's over. No more. This week is not like other weeks. Not for us. Not for you. If your grandmother was on fire, I wouldn't even #### on her (well maybe I would just for the sake of urinating on your grandmother). Ever since Missouri came into your bloated, overhyped conference, you've been shoved even further to the back of the line; sucking the hind ###, as they say, of the SEC. Nobody likes you. Your own conference doesn't like you. You bring NOTHING to the table. While you're busy chanting "SEC!, SEC!" the Alabamas and Auburns of the world are asking, "What the #### have you done??" And, as you know, we #### sure don't like you. You bring shame upon the state of South Carolina (not an easy thing to do). So next weekend, when your washed-up alcoholic man-tit sagging wind-bag of a coach brings you to Death Valley, expect to find a world of pain waiting to greet you and all of your inbred, single-wide dwelling, camaro driving, 80s mullet sporting, dirtbag friends.

As Dante so appropriately stated, abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

It's rivalry week, #######.

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