I'll rehash this since BuzzPaw has not graced us...
Aug 19, 2014, 10:06 PM
At least, not that I'm aware of:
"Ok you bow tie wearing, seer sucker loving, half time leaving, haircut needing, candy-assed bunch of Woo Hooers, THIS is going to be old school. The whole campus will smell of stale beer and charcoal. Leave the kids at home. Give your wife a wad of Red Man if she insists on coming. Let those beautiful sundresses tailgate...but send them home before the game. This will be old fashioned, orange crush football.
I propose that you turn off the AC in your car. Ride with the windows down like you did back in the day. Grow a full Mike Ditka mustache in the weeks leading up to the game. Dont shower and forget your deodorant. This needs to be raw. Forget your fancy khakis with little paws on them. You put on jeans! I know it's hot....so #### what???? Be hot. Get irritable. Listen to the 1981 game as called by Jim Phillips. Give your 13 year old son a feathered butt cut hair style on game day.
Then you get in the oldest car you can find and you put 7 people in it. If you've got a 1977 Oldsmobile station wagon....bring it.
You come early, you leave late. You ignore all this modern girly mandscaping mindsight of being kind and sweet.
Dont brush your teeth! Wake up, shotgun a PBR, and tackle your dog.
We're going to knock the Earth off its axis on August 30. I'm expecting you to make a time warp of it. When it's over, you go home, put on a Earth, Wind, and Fire album...open a bottle of Reuniti...and get down with the Mrs.