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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Serious Issue surrounding our program
Oct 30, 2013, 11:56 AM
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I've read a lot of comments today on trivial things like purple, cups, Dabo's shirt, paw size, gate passes. Come on, people!!! Wake up!
Let's address a real concern in and out of the stadium.
Sometimes, you have to take a dump at a game. It's unfortunate, you try to talk yourself out of it, but eventually....you surrender.
So you go into the bathroom...where you've already watched some Dbag in a bowtie enter through the exit.
And you go to pinch one off and some asshat has urinated all over the seat! What the hell??? Are we animals? Look, the stalls are dump zones. The troughs are for urine. Period. We need a policy in place by Saturday that institutes this with immediate ticket revocation and ejection for anyone whizzing all over the poop deck.
God forbid I get started on the PortaJohns. For Christ's sake, you can hose down a funnel and avoid the seated area all together.
Deer Lowered!!! You people need to get your heads on straight.
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Legend [19735]
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Re: Serious Issue surrounding our program
Oct 30, 2013, 12:01 PM
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Simple solution....
Install a metal arm with a fly swatter on the end to the front of the toilet in a horizontal position with the swatter facing left.
Install a motion senser in side the bowl in the back.
Install a button on the toilet seat.
If the sensor senses pee and the button is not supressed, the arm activates clock-wise at 96mph....
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Orange Blooded [3788]
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Ouch, I wouldn't wish that on anyone***
Oct 30, 2013, 12:04 PM
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Heisman Winner [136806]
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Have you ever MET Steve Spurrier?!?!!?***
Oct 30, 2013, 12:20 PM
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Orange Blooded [3935]
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Use a laxative Friday night***
Oct 30, 2013, 12:05 PM
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Legend [17090]
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Don't eat the big white mint either.........................***
Oct 30, 2013, 12:08 PM
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Re: I nominate that we have
Oct 30, 2013, 12:14 PM
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the TSA people from that south park episode in each bathroom. Solves the problem but makes the wait longer. Pick our poison
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All-In [40674]
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Just a heads up
Oct 30, 2013, 12:20 PM
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Clemson plays away this Saturday..
So no rush on getting it fixed by this Saturday, November 2nd.
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All-In [25724]
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Re: Serious Issue surrounding our program
Oct 30, 2013, 12:33 PM
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I never thought that the issues concerning the fine art of taking a crap in DV could be so eloquently stated.
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All-In [38514]
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This is possibly the most important topic posted here ever.***
Oct 30, 2013, 12:35 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97246]
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Finally, a post discussing something important!***
Oct 30, 2013, 12:37 PM
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CU Guru [1754]
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You've got to get a handle on the situation....
Oct 30, 2013, 12:43 PM
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starting Friday morning. If you're pooping in the stadium then you've done it too yourself.
Monitor your intake and throw in some extra fiber all day Friday when you can. Stay away from your "trigger" foods that promote stomach activity. Force yourself into a stoll on Friday night and first thing Saturday morning.
If you even get a hint of a poop coming on whilte tailgating, head striaght to the port-o-john....first thing. Im not against using the poj while tailgating, but you gotta get there early. Do a quick sanitize with some wipes and then go at it. Get it out of the way early while the poj is still decent. If you wait too late then you're better off just crapping your pants.
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Oculus Spirit [97246]
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Maybe he could take a cue from hartins...
Oct 30, 2013, 12:45 PM
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and just wear Depends to the game.
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Legend [19735]
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Re: Maybe he could take a cue from hartins...
Oct 30, 2013, 12:47 PM
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So instead of "dad I just pooped" in his case it's "son, I just pooped"
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Oculus Spirit [97246]
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Junkie [501]
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Took my 1st ever #2 at Death Valley this year
Oct 30, 2013, 12:58 PM
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It was at the UGA game just before the opening kick. I felt honored to be the 1st dumper of the year. Nothing like a clean seat to sit on when you were fully expecting to hover like a bear.
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Legend [16207]
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I had no idea the WOMEN"s restroom was so FILTHY?
Oct 30, 2013, 1:19 PM
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Who would have known our ladies are out of control. You should try to squat like your girlfriend does.
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Oculus Spirit [97246]
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Pics?
Oct 30, 2013, 1:31 PM
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Of the GF, not the restroom. TIA
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Legend [16207]
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I don't have a pic of BuzzPaw's girlfriend.
Oct 30, 2013, 1:52 PM
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Numerous T-netters have testified "it ain't a pretty sight" so why punish everyone?
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Clembert is my girlfriend
Oct 30, 2013, 1:53 PM
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True Story
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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110%er [8522]
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Take your own Sani-Wipes
Oct 30, 2013, 1:23 PM
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Scrub it all down, and enjoy!
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All-TigerNet [10572]
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Real problems need real solutions...
Oct 30, 2013, 1:28 PM
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"whizzing all over the poop deck"
I almost Magnused myself
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Heisman Winner [141679]
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Where does Francis go while at the game.....
Oct 30, 2013, 3:01 PM
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Depends. And not the intransitive verb.
Never miss a minute of the action.
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All-In [45047]
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Whale if you can get in the stadium Saturday you can pretty
Oct 30, 2013, 4:18 PM
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much #### in any bathroom you want.
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Oculus Spirit [82270]
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WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE WANT THIS IN THE LUNGE CRUMP?!***
Oct 30, 2013, 4:23 PM
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