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CU Medallion [64837]
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I heard this gem this morning:
Apr 26, 2017, 1:26 PM
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"It's a doggy dog world, man."
Made me think back on some other good ones that I've heard around my place of employment.
"physical year" aka fiscal year
"configurate" aka configure
"flustrated" - frustrated + flustered
"villagent" - vigilant + diligent
"irregardless" - self explanatory
"small up" - to reduce size
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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aka "dog eat dog"***
Apr 26, 2017, 1:26 PM
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Orange Blooded [4035]
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Re: aka "dog eat dog"***
Apr 26, 2017, 1:29 PM
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I would pay a million dollars for Dave Matthews Band to change the lyrics to Typical Situation to:"keep the liquor open, everyone will come around" That makes WAY more sense and that is how I sing it anyway.
It's a typical situation
In these typical times
Too many choices
It's a typical situation
In these typical times
Too many choices
Everybody's happy
Everybody's free
We'll keep the LIQUOR open
Everyone will come around
Why are you different
Why are you that way
If you don't get in line
We'll lock you away
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Legend [17337]
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this seems like a poor investment choice for $1 million.
Apr 26, 2017, 1:31 PM
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~ Prod
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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So you listen to Plyler on the radio?***
Apr 26, 2017, 1:27 PM
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All-In [46816]
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These words do not move the needle***
Apr 26, 2017, 1:30 PM
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All-In [35541]
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I hole-hardedly agree,
Apr 26, 2017, 1:32 PM
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but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Copypasta***
Apr 26, 2017, 1:35 PM
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PrevenTAtive maintenance***
Apr 26, 2017, 2:24 PM
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Physical year gets used all the time here and our fiscal
Apr 26, 2017, 2:32 PM
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year end is approaching. I work under most of the retards who do not know the difference.
#Gubmint
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