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Heisman Winner [105574]
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If I were a coot
Apr 24, 2014, 4:35 PM
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Spelling and math would be hard.
And I'd be married to my sister.
And I would have zero conference championships in my lifetime.
And I would wear jorts.
And I would have a mullet.
And I would be on my rival's message board all day.
But I'm not a coot, thank God.
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Virtuoso [656]
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Is this a poem?
Apr 24, 2014, 4:37 PM
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I think this is a poem.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Did it rhyme?
Apr 24, 2014, 4:39 PM
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It doesn't rhyme = not a poem
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CU Medallion [61703]
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Plus, I did not detect any iambic pentameter.***
Apr 24, 2014, 6:11 PM
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All-In [36450]
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Re: Did it rhyme?
Apr 24, 2014, 7:58 PM
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Poem don't have to rhyme. Hipsters write non-rhyme poems all the time.
Are you a hipster? You sound like a hipster...
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All-TigerNet [10871]
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If he's sitting in a Starbucks....yes.
Apr 24, 2014, 8:21 PM
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Not that there is anything wrong with that...
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Sippin my grande non fat caramel
Apr 25, 2014, 8:58 AM
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macchiato hot chi tea latte.
Haters gonna hate
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Legend [16439]
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How about a haiku?
Apr 24, 2014, 9:40 PM
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If I were a Coot
My life would suck donkey ducks
Glad I'm a Tiger
What you got?
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Oculus Spirit [96819]
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^^^Confessed Coot ain't gonna like this***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:37 PM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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at least one of us should care less.***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:39 PM
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CU Medallion [61703]
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I couldn't***
Apr 24, 2014, 6:11 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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^^^ missed resizing wednesdays.***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:40 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Go big or go home***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:42 PM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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lbu approves this message early.***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:44 PM
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All-In [32637]
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So I guess that is why he is home
Apr 24, 2014, 6:08 PM
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signed,
mrs. gwp
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Heisman Winner [139920]
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Can't remember who makes it big, but cu@finishline makes it get really small.
Apr 24, 2014, 6:07 PM
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Or something like that.
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Heisman Winner [139920]
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Maybe someone's was big, and cu@thefinishline's was really small.
Apr 24, 2014, 6:16 PM
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Did anybody take notes?
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110%er [7297]
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Re: I think ol CC finally got the ban-hammer
Apr 24, 2014, 7:26 PM
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Not possible. I have Cootmunity. Want me to make a list to prove it?
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Wait til Monday
Apr 25, 2014, 3:21 AM
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TIA in advance 
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Re: Wait til Monday
Apr 25, 2014, 5:16 AM
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I would be concerned about minimum wage hikes ... facing indictments in NYC ....Trying to get the show off Iin one take without spilling my PBR and I would be owned , for over a century , by a school I didn't get into although I applied .
If I were a Coot .
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Re: ^^^Confessed Coot ain't gonna like this***
Apr 24, 2014, 6:47 PM
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Meh. Consider the source. I figured once she reached ROH the blatant point hoarding would slow down. Sadly....no.
Oh yeah, Girl With Pennor, you forgot to include living in the cess pool of Cootlumbia. Slipping dude, clearly slipping.
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All-In [32637]
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Misspelled ho'ing . . . idgit coot.
Apr 25, 2014, 7:04 AM
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Re: If I were a coot
Apr 24, 2014, 4:38 PM
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Is it ok that when I read this post I imagined Beyoncé singing it to me.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Pics?***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:42 PM
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Re: If I were a coot
Apr 24, 2014, 6:26 PM
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Me too, brother. Glad you aint the only one around here that's got some soul.
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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pigs of said sister?
Apr 24, 2014, 4:38 PM
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amen.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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You first***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:41 PM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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naturally.***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:44 PM
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Oculus Spirit [96819]
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Jew no speak Jounge?***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:48 PM
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110%er [6633]
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Re: If I were a coot
Apr 24, 2014, 4:40 PM
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And your sister would be your momma
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Virtuoso [656]
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Re: If I were a coot
Apr 24, 2014, 4:41 PM
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video?***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:45 PM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Re: Mind bottling***
Apr 24, 2014, 5:44 PM
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If I were a coot, I would have a trophy case for rent. I would also learn to fry onion rings and French fries at the same time at the fry station.
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All-In [35206]
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I have a recommendation for coots
Apr 24, 2014, 5:52 PM
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Take gun safety classes.
They seem to have issues with guns going off "unexpectedly."
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Orange Blooded [3974]
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..and i would have "redneck face"
Apr 24, 2014, 6:42 PM
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You know what I'm talking about...
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110%er [5704]
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... but then again, no.
Apr 24, 2014, 8:51 PM
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nm
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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But, you are a coot.
Apr 24, 2014, 9:56 PM
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Who you trying to fool, coot?
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110%er [7297]
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Finally somebody stepped up and said it.
Apr 24, 2014, 10:02 PM
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What is this "IF" I were a coot stuff?
And a Tiger handle too. Not even man enough to be confessed 
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Re: Finally somebody stepped up and said it.
Apr 25, 2014, 2:15 AM
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If I were a coot I would have a 5 game winning streak.
Did I do that right?
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Oculus Spirit [93650]
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and a huge penor
Apr 25, 2014, 7:51 AM
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right in your pooper.
thatsdoinitrite?
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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All-TigerNet [10572]
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No dead rooster tatted into your head ?
Apr 25, 2014, 8:45 AM
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Those are attractive
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Orange Blooded [4774]
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If so, I saw you yesterday!
Apr 25, 2014, 8:50 AM
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Okay I couldn't tell all of those things, but the coot/mullet/jorts combo at least!
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