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YOUR BALANCE
The year is 2029....
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The year is 2029....


Dec 8, 2010, 10:41 AM

The year is 2029....Its opening day at Death Valley, and the stadium is filled to its 126,843 capacity. All in orange. All waving orange flags. They cheer for their Tigers, celebrating the back to back national championships, and 4 out of the last 8 national championships. They are a dynasty. The media speculates "is this the greatest team ever?" Clemson, synonomous with "college football", is the envy of every other program in America.

The Four Horseman, Cherone Peak, Martravias Bryant, Mike Bellamy and of course Sammy Watkins, are in attendance. Dabo has always credited them with being the Spark that turned around Clemson’s fortune. Though Clemson never actually won a national title while they were there, the 3 ACC championships they won put Clemson squarely back in the mix for the national title hunt from their perch on top of the ACC.

Watkins, being Clemson's first Heisman Trophy winner and first #1 pick was greeted with roar, many still wearing his retired #1 jersey. Bellamy, a two-time NFL MVP and first ballot Hall of Famer raised his hand to the crowd, and nearly blinded all from the shine of his 4 super bowl rings. Peake and Bryant recently retired from the NFL as annual pro-bowlers and defining Clemson's new reputation as "Wide Reciever U".

Just beside the four horseman, are three former Tiger walk-ons: Will Swinney, Drew Swinney, and Clay Swinney. Will is now an assistant coach at Alabama. Drew, a successful attorney in Atlanta. And Clay, who defied the odds and is now a starting wide receiver for the Tennessee Titans. They stand there, in awe. Tears flowing from their face as they think back to all the practices, hours in the weight room, and tough victories over ACC foes. They are all champions. It has all come to this. This one moment. They know this is what they worked for. They know what it feels like to achieve your dream.

Then...an announcement is made, and a banner is dropped...

The West Zone will be renamed...the Dabo Swinney Zone. Suddenly, 126,843 chant "Dabo! Dabo!" at the top of their lungs, and thank God that they were patient with Dabo. He asked for patience. He delivered.

Clemson.

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I feel all rapey


Dec 8, 2010, 10:45 AM

hth.

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In the year 2525


Dec 8, 2010, 10:46 AM

If man is still alive...

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are you Zaeger or Evans??.......:~) ***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:02 AM



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Tears***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:46 AM



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I'm interested to know how they were able to incorporate


Dec 8, 2010, 10:48 AM

"renaming the parts of the stadium" into EA Sports NCAA Football 2029?

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"I've been working since I was 15 continually until now. I worked 40 hours a week at 15, when it wasn't even legal for 15 year olds to work that many hours."


I just became aroused.***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:49 AM



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I think it moved.***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:07 AM



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Why do you post here and then link on the Lounge? ******


Dec 8, 2010, 10:49 AM



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null


Many loungers don't go to Tiger Board.


Dec 8, 2010, 10:51 AM

I wanted to make sure they read it.

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Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How


Dec 8, 2010, 11:02 AM

can you Loungers be this bored?

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null


Re: Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How


Dec 8, 2010, 11:07 AM



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Nice observation.


Dec 8, 2010, 11:08 AM [ in reply to Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How ]

Well who the heck are you, man? Isaac freaking Newton?

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Some days are better than others.***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:08 AM [ in reply to Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How ]



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Loungers are smart, but unchallenged by their jobs.


Dec 8, 2010, 11:11 AM [ in reply to Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How ]

they exist to pass the day by, because their job is boring or too easy. The Mange board amuses them.

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Have you ever heard of Bruce Dickinson?


Dec 8, 2010, 11:32 AM [ in reply to Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How ]

He got his start in the Lounge.

And now look at him. Gold. Plated. Diapers.

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all becasue he wanted, nay demanded


Dec 8, 2010, 11:33 AM

more cowbell.

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Do you think anybody questions him now?


Dec 8, 2010, 12:27 PM [ in reply to Have you ever heard of Bruce Dickinson? ]

Only at their peril.

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HERE HERE!***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:37 AM [ in reply to Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How ]



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We are motivatingly challenged, not bored.***


Dec 8, 2010, 12:39 PM [ in reply to Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How ]



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'I Cannot Sanction Your Buffoonery'


I thought you guys would enjoy this.***


Dec 8, 2010, 5:24 PM [ in reply to Yeaaaah, that's a lie. "Think Harley can top this?" How ]



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Dont ask questions to which you woodnt understand the answer***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:51 AM [ in reply to Why do you post here and then link on the Lounge? ****** ]



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We could tell you, but then we would have to kill you.


Dec 8, 2010, 10:52 AM [ in reply to Why do you post here and then link on the Lounge? ****** ]

and burn down your house and junk and that's all just too mean right here at Christmastime.

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because the Lunge will murder this***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:58 AM [ in reply to Why do you post here and then link on the Lounge? ****** ]



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Why must you post questions you clearly cannot understand


Dec 8, 2010, 2:22 PM [ in reply to Why do you post here and then link on the Lounge? ****** ]

the answer to?

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


I notice the lack of QB mentions though


Dec 8, 2010, 10:50 AM

does this mean we will suck at QB from here until 2029?

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No, they all ascend directly to Heaven upon completion


Dec 8, 2010, 11:20 AM

of their eligibility.

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LOL***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:22 AM



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he lists all the WRs because we have a WR head coach


Dec 8, 2010, 12:18 PM [ in reply to I notice the lack of QB mentions though ]

;)

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And there will be a ticker take parade after the game***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:51 AM



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is this a joke or does this really happen?***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:51 AM

Hhh

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it could happen... as long as Dabo doesn't have an evil twin


Dec 8, 2010, 12:21 PM

like Barack does in your sig ;)

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4 National Championships...4 sweatshirts.***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:52 AM



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Re: 4 National Championships...4 sweatshirts.***


Dec 8, 2010, 10:55 AM

What is his winning percentage in sweatshirts vs. golf shirts at this point?


JK. I like this post a lot. I would give a lot to make it true!!!

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You serious Clark?


Dec 8, 2010, 11:07 AM

just in case, I bumped up the shirt stats.

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You should call in to Coast to Coast AM and tell that to


Dec 8, 2010, 10:52 AM

Art Bell.

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There's something in these hills.


The year is 2029....


Dec 8, 2010, 10:55 AM

Jeff Scott Jr is head coach at Clemson. Brad Scott is Assoc. Head / Off. Guard & C. The West Endzone has been renamed Sony West Zone to raise money to pay ex-coaches. The scoreboards have been removed as results no longer matter at Clemson. Clemson has topped the recruiting charts for 2 decades, but does no better than 6-6 as there's only two plays in the playbook.

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“poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.”


I suggest that no one ever drink from the


Dec 8, 2010, 10:57 AM

punchbowl at TIGERCOOK's house.

It is sure to have been pooped in.

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If we had 4 future pro bowlers for 3 years, why didn't we


Dec 8, 2010, 10:57 AM

win a national championship?

Bad coaching?

jk, nice dream

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Re: The year is 2029....


Dec 8, 2010, 10:57 AM

And then, unfortunately in the year 2101............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

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this is not as far fetched as some would like you to believe


Dec 8, 2010, 11:02 AM

The sky is the limit for clemson.

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So you're saying there is a chance.........***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:05 AM



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I dont care if this comes true with Dabo


Dec 8, 2010, 11:06 AM

Saban, Blue Caddy, Doppelganger, Me or anyone else as head coach as long as it does someday

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In 1992 there were threads titled


Dec 8, 2010, 11:06 AM

The year 2010

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Al Gore had not invented the internet yet in 1992.***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:08 AM



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I...hate...you..


Dec 8, 2010, 11:09 AM

hahahaha

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:10 AM [ in reply to Al Gore had not invented the internet yet in 1992.*** ]



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No there weren't, Al Gore hadn't invented the internet yet.***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:09 AM [ in reply to In 1992 there were threads titled ]



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BOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:09 AM



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LOL


Dec 8, 2010, 11:21 AM

Post is funnier than Dane Cook

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Wait...I don't get it. Is it funny or not?***


Dec 8, 2010, 11:24 AM



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Re: The year is 2029....


Dec 8, 2010, 11:42 AM

Could you please provide a link to this story......LOL!

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...and it all started when DaQuan Bowers, Defensive Player


Dec 8, 2010, 12:40 PM

of the Year and projected Top 5 Draft Pick, came back to play for his Senior Year.

:D

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when did TDP get the ax?***


Dec 8, 2010, 1:38 PM



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Re: when did TDP get the ax?***


Dec 8, 2010, 2:23 PM

You haven't heard??? TDP is now the President of Clemson University! Billy Napier (former Furman Head Coach) came back to Clemson to be AD!

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I was really hoping to open it to find


Dec 8, 2010, 2:23 PM

"This is Carolina football"
:)

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Buck Rogers, is that you?***


Dec 8, 2010, 5:43 PM



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Dabo does have a certain Gil Gerard quality (link)


Dec 8, 2010, 6:04 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8kFHCXiEg&feature=youtube_gdata

Maybe we could recruit Hawk. *L*

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And all you young whippersnappers are now asking the


Dec 8, 2010, 5:49 PM

people in front of you to please sit down.

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worst post on tnet ever***


Dec 8, 2010, 6:05 PM



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it made the HOF...it can't be bad.***


Dec 8, 2010, 6:06 PM



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that coming from you is hilarious***


Dec 8, 2010, 6:08 PM [ in reply to worst post on tnet ever*** ]



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Too much seafood......***


Dec 8, 2010, 6:23 PM



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BUMP!


Dec 8, 2010, 6:42 PM

This deserves recognition...ART!

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I got chills imagining it. To speak realisticly its a long


Dec 8, 2010, 6:50 PM

shot but if don't have hope we have nothing.

Here's to hoping Clemson football makes you a prophet!

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... and then you woke up.***


Dec 8, 2010, 7:02 PM

nm

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Re: 2029 all pumpers still crying wait til next year


Dec 8, 2010, 7:54 PM

nm

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And even after 3 MNC's, the dumpers still yell "FIRE ____!!"***


Dec 8, 2010, 7:55 PM



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Epic***


Dec 9, 2010, 8:41 AM



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this has given me dreams for days***


Dec 10, 2010, 10:50 AM



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This is either the best satire ever...


Dec 10, 2010, 10:52 AM

or it is depressing enough to make me stop watching football

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I gave you your 69th point for this post.


Dec 10, 2010, 10:53 AM

Teehee.

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Re: The year is 2029....


Dec 10, 2010, 10:57 AM

Dreamer

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but he's not the only one***


Dec 10, 2010, 10:59 AM



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Hmmm, can I borrow your time machine...


Dec 10, 2010, 11:53 AM

...there's a few future Super Bowl scores I need to check up on. ;)

p.s. They'll be naming it the ClemBert Zone after I donate a good chunk of my winnings out of Vegas to Clemson.

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no Napier now though***


Jan 5, 2011, 10:09 AM



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Chad Morris***


Jan 17, 2011, 3:03 PM



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The year is 2011...


Jan 17, 2011, 3:33 PM

... it's Nov 27. And you just got your butt handed to you again.

But wait! David Hood says the future is bright. Wait Till Next Year!!!

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Re: The year is 2011...


Jan 17, 2011, 3:42 PM

Why are you wasting time on T-Net? Get back to your pump and do your job!

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What are you, 5? We get it... He stole your article...


Jan 17, 2011, 3:36 PM

You_______/yourself\________Life

Get over yourself so you can get on with life.

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thumbs down***


Jan 17, 2011, 3:52 PM



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What comes around goes around***


Jan 17, 2011, 4:01 PM



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Some people say cucumbers taste better pickeled.***


Jan 17, 2011, 4:33 PM



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