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Cookout set up
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Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:05 PM

Ok we are here and setting up. Whoever was supposed to bring the tater salad, leave it in the fridge until we are ready to put it out. The heat will give everybody poisoning. Who is bringing the ice? And who is watching cutigerbob® to make sure he doesn't put his fingers in the sockets?

CU2013®I saw your pic, and in you're in the wrong lot. In the wrong state. At the wrong stadium.

JimmyGreenbeans® you are in charge of checking the recruits in.

lovingit®You were supposed to keep Tigerbalm1® out of the, ummm, recreatonal drugs and make sure he didn't bring any.

RenegadeTiger® is in charge of Bill Murray clips and adult beverages. No recruits are allowed to have those unless they ask.

gottigers81 is in charge of the live feed.

JohnFBell® is in charge of finding the girl at the center of the Hugh Freeze deal and getting her here in time.

@cCompletely Solid Orange®you just show up and behave.

classof1994®is in charge of the burner phones.

Who did I miss? We gotta get this going and quick

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:06 PM

Ummmmmmm

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:09 PM

Dang fencebusters® I forgot about you. Can you sit at Dabo's new house and make sure Muschamp doesn't set fire to it while we are all at the Cookout?

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Just to clarify,


Jul 21, 2017, 3:07 PM

Is it one phone for each coach, or does Lord Perry need one too?
TIA

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


One phone for each coach


Jul 21, 2017, 3:08 PM

And Perry is too busy building a church in Cola. today to come

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Re: One phone for each coach


Jul 21, 2017, 3:12 PM

Already installed my security cameras. Muscoot has been at chuckle cheese all day recruiting

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Hey!! I have six 117oz cans of Bush's Baked Beans!!


Jul 21, 2017, 3:16 PM

No one has told me where to take them.

I've already stirred in the bacon bits. Can't return them now.

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Re: Hey!! I have six 117oz cans of Bush's Baked Beans!!


Jul 21, 2017, 3:18 PM

That's a lot of beans. Drop them off at the back end of the new facility near the wiffle ball field. The code word is "gas"

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Whaddya mean "drop them off"?


Jul 21, 2017, 3:53 PM

I'm not invited??

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:17 PM

Someone needs to bring a backpack full of prepaid Visa cards.

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:33 PM

I'd suggest paper lunch bags stuffed with $100's. It would look like the 'cruits are taking left-overs for a snack.

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Just so it doesn't look like an extra dessert


Jul 21, 2017, 3:52 PM

We got hammered for that one time

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I'll watch the gate and keep those dirty no good coots out.***


Jul 21, 2017, 3:17 PM



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There's something in these hills.


Re: I'll watch the gate and keep those dirty no good coots out.***


Jul 21, 2017, 3:20 PM

They are easy to spot. All of the South Carolina fans will be wearing shirts that say "Roll Tide"

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Wow, no invite?


Jul 21, 2017, 3:30 PM

Someone seems a bit jealous of my good fortune.



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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Figures you would wear pink.***


Jul 21, 2017, 3:41 PM



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'I Cannot Sanction Your Buffoonery'


Assumed you would be too busy***


Jul 21, 2017, 3:42 PM [ in reply to Wow, no invite? ]





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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


yeah - i know. dhood sure doesn't realize who are


Jul 21, 2017, 3:50 PM [ in reply to Wow, no invite? ]

the cool kidz



i think dhood is mad at me for wearing crocs to moms funeral - but she wood have liked that - she was casual

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


There's a rumor you became a coot . . . I didn't believe it.***


Jul 21, 2017, 3:52 PM



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its all over the webs


Jul 21, 2017, 3:54 PM

i'm taking the hormone therapy now

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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


I need to NOT get in touch with your tailor.


Jul 21, 2017, 4:03 PM [ in reply to Wow, no invite? ]

nm

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Did you re-marry


Jul 21, 2017, 4:12 PM [ in reply to Wow, no invite? ]

this week?

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I have failed, but you know how Tbalm gets all hyped up before


Jul 21, 2017, 3:31 PM

All-in cookout and the mushrooms and lsd his mama gives him ain't help im none. Don't worry I'll get there soon and tug on his mullet and get him in line.

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consider it done


Jul 21, 2017, 3:34 PM



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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:38 PM

****



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'I Cannot Sanction Your Buffoonery'


RA for adding an extra C and depriving me of full exposure.***


Jul 21, 2017, 3:46 PM



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CJS Tweet of Cookout


Jul 21, 2017, 3:47 PM

Looks like they set up without us

https://twitter.com/coach_jeffscott/status/888483516870217728

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:55 PM

^^^ Feeding into the tater stereotype.

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 3:59 PM

I'll bring the ice too. I live in Columbia so I will be stopping by Willy B to get the ice since there's is known for being so clean and fresh.

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You left out so many people.


Jul 21, 2017, 4:00 PM

So many tigernets posters going home wid hurty feewings because of you davidhood®

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Wow, left out again....


Jul 21, 2017, 4:01 PM

Well, no 3-bean salad and cheddar marmalade for you big boy!

And ixnay on the Korean masseuse you asked me about on tuesday.

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Crap, I was afraid of that


Jul 21, 2017, 4:05 PM

I thought Dabo pulled a Harbaugh and took the team/recruits to Miami for the weekend.

I'll go ahead and FedEx this famous homemade Publix potato salad so it gets there lickety split. Don't worry, I'll put ice in the box so it stays cold.

Maybe if I drive fast enough I can make it back in time for the spoon and egg race? If so, dibs on Francis Marion® as my partner...I'm assuming he's good at doing things blindfolded.

Also, does anybody have the number for C?o?a?c?h? Hugh Freeze's escort service handy? I need to call them and tell them to turn the Fur Bus around and head up to Clemson instead of Coral Gables

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I'll be the guy who crashes with the entirely inapropriate


Jul 21, 2017, 4:30 PM

pet that everybody will pretend is cool.

But I haven't decided if I will wear the Python around my neck, the parrot on my shoulder or just the Iguana on a leash.

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."


Welp....looks like Francis and Bob already showed up.


Jul 21, 2017, 4:33 PM


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Re: Welp....looks like Francis and Bob already showed up.


Jul 21, 2017, 4:43 PM

I though balm had the mullet

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Bob looks perturbed.***


Jul 21, 2017, 5:12 PM [ in reply to Welp....looks like Francis and Bob already showed up. ]



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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 4:50 PM

I bring my guns and take up security from afar. Any TN board coots will not get close. Do not look for me. You might end like coot.

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 5:23 PM

Make sure you use tranq darts okay? Catch & release Sportsfan.. catch & release

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Jul 21, 2017, 5:57 PM [ in reply to Re: Cookout set up ]

catch and burn >>> fried chicken!

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What am I supposed to do with all this watermelon?


Jul 21, 2017, 5:33 PM

Thank God I didn't ask that question in the Lounge! :)

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John 3:16; 14:1-6


DavidHood starts stuff


Jul 21, 2017, 6:02 PM

butt always cuts and runs ....

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Re: Cookout set up


Jul 21, 2017, 7:14 PM

Post of the year!

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