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Posted: Sep 25, 2013 4:35 PM
 



COLUMBIA - The Universty of South Carolina's football team will soon wear new helmets featuring the school's signature stone, crystal meth.

Head coach Steve Spurrier announced "“When you look at this helmet, it’s not flashy, but it means a tremendous amount to this University. The outside world may have to do a double-take, but the Cocky Nation will know exactly what it is: Crystal Methamphetamine! And it’s something we’re proud of. The reason I like it, is because it represents what this program and this University are built on. Each piece, in its place, serving its purpose, doing its job, and when it’s all working together, it’s rock solid and it’s something special. That Cocky Stone … represents what we’re all about!"

Spurrier went on to say that a special team training session was called to acclimate the player to the new look. "We had to tell them, 'Look, this s***t isn't real, so don't be trying to sell it, or hold a torch to it, or scrape pieces of it off.'". Despite the warnings, the school has ordered an additional 87 replacement helmets, just in case.

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You guys seen these funky rock helmets?
tigersbite® Sep 25, 2013 4:35 PM
thumbs up +10 hilarious!***
bwhill Sep 25, 2013 4:40 PM
Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets? what a cheap
74TIGER Sep 25, 2013 4:52 PM
YEAH SCIENCE, #####!***
tigerdrummer® Sep 25, 2013 5:21 PM
Honorary team captains will be
winloseortie Sep 25, 2013 6:32 PM
L M A O
nkickha Sep 26, 2013 8:07 AM
Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets?
ECTiger17® Sep 26, 2013 9:42 AM
Jesus, Marie...its a MINERAL.***
deleted Sep 26, 2013 3:02 PM
They don't teach geology on the short bus***
tigersbite® Sep 26, 2013 3:48 PM
Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets?
Colorguy® Sep 26, 2013 3:09 PM
They're bona-fide!
RevDodd® Sep 26, 2013 3:24 PM
Coke-y Stone Helmets?***
jtiger1® Sep 26, 2013 3:29 PM
HOF!***
TigerFireman Sep 26, 2013 4:43 PM
genius...***
vfral1 Sep 26, 2013 7:16 PM
Re: You guys seen these funky rock helmets?
CUsouix® Sep 26, 2013 7:23 PM
I heard they first made them out of chicken ####
BengalBilly Sep 26, 2013 7:30 PM
dems purdy... according to my aunt Geneva
dark side of the moo® Sep 26, 2013 8:45 PM