|
Replies: 44
| visibility 1,501
|
CU Guru [1813]
TigerPulse: 99%
Posts: 796
Joined: 10/3/21
|
Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
4
Mar 29, 2024, 6:54 PM
|
|
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
Mulva?
I was in the pool!
|
|
|
|
 |
Athletic Dir [851]
TigerPulse: 99%
Posts: 516
Joined: 3/24/22
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
4
Mar 29, 2024, 7:03 PM
|
|
They write it off
I mentioned the bisque
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1813]
TigerPulse: 99%
Posts: 796
Joined: 10/3/21
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
2
Mar 29, 2024, 7:04 PM
|
|
@ Wrigley field tiger
I had forgotten about those
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2420]
TigerPulse: 72%
Posts: 4108
Joined: 4/12/10
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 7:06 PM
|
|
"Whos is this?
" I'm pleasuring you"
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [32795]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 6283
Joined: 10/1/12
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 7:07 PM
|
|
Nice game, pretty boy!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Rock Defender [54]
TigerPulse: 90%
Posts: 35
Joined: 11/30/98
|
No soup for you
7
7
Mar 29, 2024, 7:11 PM
|
|
The sea was angry that day my friends.
*Newman*....
|
|
|
|
|
|
Standout [324]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 191
Joined: 1/23/16
|
Re: No soup for you
3
Mar 29, 2024, 7:25 PM
|
|
Costanza... but amazing line and I heard that line was added after they taped the show to add it ...on one take.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Standout [324]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 191
Joined: 1/23/16
|
Re: No soup for you
1
Mar 29, 2024, 7:25 PM
[ in reply to No soup for you ] |
|
Costanza... but amazing line and I heard that line was added after they taped the show to add it ...on one take.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Standout [324]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 191
Joined: 1/23/16
|
Re: No soup for you
1
Mar 29, 2024, 7:26 PM
[ in reply to No soup for you ] |
|
Costanza... but amazing line and I heard that line was added after they taped the show to add it ...on one take.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Standout [324]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 191
Joined: 1/23/16
|
Re: No soup for you
2
Mar 29, 2024, 7:27 PM
|
|
Sorry no idea why 3 posts...ugh
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1813]
TigerPulse: 99%
Posts: 796
Joined: 10/3/21
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
1
Mar 29, 2024, 7:11 PM
|
|
Don’t look at me, I’m hideous
Newman!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Athletic Dir [851]
TigerPulse: 99%
Posts: 516
Joined: 3/24/22
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 7:18 PM
|
|
Don’t look at the sun
He pulled it out
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1813]
TigerPulse: 99%
Posts: 796
Joined: 10/3/21
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
2
Mar 29, 2024, 7:29 PM
|
|
A George divided against itself cannot stand
|
|
|
|
|
|
Commissioner [977]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 1990
Joined: 9/23/07
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 7:35 PM
|
|
"you got a mickey source?"
"yeah great, 1 winner and 30,000 losers" (nyc marathon)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Commissioner [977]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 1990
Joined: 9/23/07
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
2
Mar 29, 2024, 7:41 PM
|
|
"that's enough Frank" (applicable in almost every aspect of life)
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hall of Famer [21798]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13561
Joined: 11/8/13
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
4
Mar 29, 2024, 7:44 PM
|
|
~JKB
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hall of Famer [21798]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13561
Joined: 11/8/13
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 7:47 PM
|
|
~JKB
|
|
|
|
|
|
Commissioner [977]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 1990
Joined: 9/23/07
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hall of Famer [21798]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13561
Joined: 11/8/13
|
I got a lot of problems with you people!
2
Mar 29, 2024, 7:52 PM
|
|
Take that!!!
~JKB
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1858]
TigerPulse: 97%
Posts: 1555
Joined: 10/3/19
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 7:57 PM
[ in reply to Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners ] |
|
Hi, my name is George, I’m unemployed and live with my parents.
I find tinsel distracting.
Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Varsity [219]
TigerPulse: 82%
Posts: 119
Joined: 12/19/10
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
4
Mar 29, 2024, 7:53 PM
|
|
I’m the ### man
|
|
|
|
|
|
Standout [310]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 129
Joined: 8/27/05
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 8:06 PM
|
|
No soup for you!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Trainer [27]
TigerPulse: 96%
Posts: 19
Joined: 10/23/11
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
4
Mar 29, 2024, 8:13 PM
|
|
That’s gold Jerry, gold!
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [5087]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5922
Joined: 11/28/12
|
Re: This One Below Relates To Life As We Know It ---
3
Mar 29, 2024, 8:13 PM
|
|
!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLDS ARE COLLIDING !!!!!!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1155]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 770
Joined: 12/6/04
|
who wants to have some fun?? the intro to the funniest episode of any TV I've
1
Mar 29, 2024, 9:54 PM
|
|
seen...EVER...
Go Tigers!
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [52586]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 23045
Joined: 10/10/11
|
That's a shame***
1
Mar 29, 2024, 10:02 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2145]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 1048
Joined: 11/30/98
|
Shrinkage!?
2
Mar 29, 2024, 10:03 PM
|
|
You don’t know about shrinkage!?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2805]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3037
Joined: 10/9/13
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 10:05 PM
|
|
Better give me the insurance because I’m going to beat the hell out of it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2895]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3060
Joined: 9/10/04
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
3
Mar 29, 2024, 10:33 PM
|
|
Maybe the Dingo ate your baby
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [32656]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 14904
Joined: 6/29/11
|
SERENITY NOW !!!!!!
2
Mar 29, 2024, 10:14 PM
|
|
2nd place - I’M OUT !!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [6173]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5094
Joined: 8/30/17
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
2
Mar 29, 2024, 10:31 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2895]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 3060
Joined: 9/10/04
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
2
Mar 29, 2024, 10:36 PM
|
|
Yeah, he really is breathtaking
|
|
|
|
|
|
MVP [506]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 4
Joined: 2/15/05
|
|
|
|
|
|
Walk-On [144]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 135
Joined: 8/23/21
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
2
Mar 29, 2024, 10:53 PM
|
|
Mista Cohen alway heah
Seinfeld, 4
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Guru [1548]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 496
Joined: 1/13/13
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
1
Mar 30, 2024, 12:19 AM
|
|
"Is that sorta thing frowned upon here"
"You're treating your body like an amusement park "
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [83135]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 80163
Joined: 11/29/99
|
All of y'all missed the best:
2
Mar 30, 2024, 12:24 AM
|
|
"Cartwright...Cartwright!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [44055]
TigerPulse: 81%
Posts: 32968
Joined: 2/22/03
|
Im out.***
1
1
Mar 30, 2024, 12:29 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [65608]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 33290
Joined: 12/3/03
|
We've suspected for a long time. Oh, wait a minute....
Mar 30, 2024, 9:22 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [38141]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 9361
Joined: 6/13/19
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
1
Mar 30, 2024, 7:12 AM
|
|
Kramer... "I'm out."
Jackie Chiles.... "Rugged? The man's a goblin!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [2849]
TigerPulse: 65%
Posts: 2576
Joined: 6/9/00
|
We're Not Gay!
1
Mar 30, 2024, 8:02 AM
|
|
Not that there's anything wrong with that
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-Conference [419]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 198
Joined: 8/26/17
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
1
Mar 30, 2024, 8:15 AM
|
|
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-Conference [419]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 198
Joined: 8/26/17
|
Oh and cant forget
3
Mar 30, 2024, 8:17 AM
|
|
Stella!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Trainer [32]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 28
Joined: 7/31/00
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
2
Mar 30, 2024, 9:13 AM
|
|
And you want to be my latex salesman.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Orange Blooded [3074]
TigerPulse: 58%
Posts: 3564
Joined: 11/24/17
|
Re: Odd topic, but favorite Seinfeld one liners
Mar 30, 2024, 9:19 AM
|
|
What is this? Anytown USA.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [65608]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 33290
Joined: 12/3/03
|
I don't have any, because, much like "Friends", I don't think I ever actually
Mar 30, 2024, 9:25 AM
|
|
sat through an entire episode of "Seinfeld". I get it, it was the highest rated show on the boob tube at the time, I just never got into it. After all, it was a show about NOTHING! And, I never liked Costanza.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 44
| visibility 1,501
|
|
|
50
