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All-In [38521]
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The first time your girlfriend agrees to watch pron ....
May 1, 2014, 9:45 AM
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Oculus Spirit [82106]
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itsatrap.jpg***
May 1, 2014, 9:51 AM
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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Re: The first time your girlfriend agrees to watch pron ....
May 1, 2014, 9:55 AM
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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Re: The first time your girlfriend agrees to watch pron ....
May 1, 2014, 9:57 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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pretty much bofe of deez, yeah...***
May 1, 2014, 9:57 AM
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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"Whoa, that is huge. How is he going to fit it in her holy
May 1, 2014, 10:07 AM
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####, I cannot believe she lets him do that. Does she not have to poop? Why are you trying to rub my ########? I will NEVER let you do that."
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CU Medallion [54759]
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and that'd be fine by me.
May 1, 2014, 10:08 AM
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SRS/1,000,000
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Like sticking your #### in an empty jar of
May 1, 2014, 10:10 AM
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crunchy peanut butter.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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twut?***
May 1, 2014, 10:12 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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#atecashewslastnightandjusttookadump***
May 1, 2014, 10:18 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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oh...so not EMPTY empty....just 'used'***
May 1, 2014, 10:20 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Ya, someone rand their finger around the room, but missed
May 1, 2014, 10:22 AM
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some farther down.
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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Keep trying. If you ask enough, she will eventually
May 1, 2014, 10:15 AM
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fall asleep and you can go to town.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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speaking of....finally saw the sauce of "Its only smellz"
May 1, 2014, 10:19 AM
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the other day.
been looking into the physiology and anatomy of the brain, and the specific part that'd contain the memory of seeing it, and then what it'd take to have it removed.
Perhaps, just drinking some bleach and doing a headstand
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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NEVER FORGET***
May 1, 2014, 10:23 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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CU Medallion [54759]
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no. I'm never going back to that part of the internet.***
May 1, 2014, 10:26 AM
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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TIA
May 1, 2014, 10:29 AM
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Essex House In Room Piece
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CU Medallion [54759]
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7 people at GoogleHQ just went like this:
May 1, 2014, 10:30 AM
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i mean, it was most likely 7...
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All-In [48563]
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Heisman Winner [138880]
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CU Medallion [54759]
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go on..***
May 1, 2014, 10:31 AM
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Oculus Spirit [82106]
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110%er [8243]
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who cares? **mute*****
May 1, 2014, 10:19 AM
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All-In [40674]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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CU Medallion [54759]
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male order.***
May 1, 2014, 10:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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only the ### shot***
May 1, 2014, 10:28 AM
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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Artificial? So girls don't squeal and moan the entire time
May 1, 2014, 10:25 AM
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they are essing your D only to yell at you while you are ####### them to "#### my ##### harder. Yeah, just like that Daddy."?
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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hemustbedoinitwrongkrzy***
May 1, 2014, 10:27 AM
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Oculus Spirit [82106]
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Marrying your high school sweetheart doesn't leave a lot
May 1, 2014, 10:30 AM
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of room for extracurricular practice...we could both royally suck at sex but at least we're having fun.
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All-In [40674]
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Why do you think you were invited camping this weekend?***
May 1, 2014, 10:31 AM
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Oculus Spirit [82106]
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To hang out, tell stories by the campfire, make smores,
May 1, 2014, 10:41 AM
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grill hotdogs, play cards by lantern on picnic table, and drink alcohol.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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and break out the rotisserie.***
May 1, 2014, 10:42 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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#frenchlandmarks***
May 1, 2014, 10:43 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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#chinesefingercuffs***
May 1, 2014, 10:45 AM
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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CU Medallion [54759]
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FTFY
May 1, 2014, 10:44 AM
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WifeofGreenr's knot included
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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I thought that was understood. I should clarify next time.***
May 1, 2014, 10:50 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Oculus Spirit [82106]
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I was 16, wifekrzy was 15 (same grade)***
May 1, 2014, 10:51 AM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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^^^Robbing the cradle!***
May 1, 2014, 11:41 AM
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Heisman Winner [106647]
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14 & 14 over here***
May 1, 2014, 10:53 AM
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All-In [40674]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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CU Medallion [54759]
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that's cute....
May 1, 2014, 10:34 AM
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you think that's 'snot'
#precious
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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In my experience, blood is red.***
May 1, 2014, 10:39 AM
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All-In [38521]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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"but only BBC" -gfofhawtsoce***
May 1, 2014, 10:02 AM
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: muted #### sucks
May 1, 2014, 10:31 AM
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srs/10
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CU Medallion [54759]
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what if they're ball gagged, and all you can hear is the
May 1, 2014, 10:35 AM
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sound of attempted escape?
asking for a friend.
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: I said watching muted #### sucks***
May 1, 2014, 10:44 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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oh...gotcha
May 1, 2014, 10:45 AM
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so it's still ok IRL tho....
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: wayull if you can "hear" a sound is it muted?
May 1, 2014, 10:46 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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aaaand, DONE***
May 1, 2014, 10:47 AM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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How can you stay aroused without the comforting refrain of
May 1, 2014, 10:47 AM
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"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KILL ME ARE YOU? I WANT TO LIVE! PLEASE LET ME LIVE" ?
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CU Medallion [54759]
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great....THANKS Steve. once again, you've
May 1, 2014, 10:49 AM
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got me sitting in a puddle.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Re:gret
May 1, 2014, 10:49 AM
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really need to change my name....
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CU Guru [1298]
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You really do.***
May 1, 2014, 11:21 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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What you did there?
May 1, 2014, 11:24 AM
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was on purpose this time.....
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