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Time to order you Masters food again.
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Time to order you Masters food again.

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Mar 5, 2024, 8:27 AM
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For you suckers who did not get tix.


https://www.masters.com/tasteofthemasters?utm_campaign=469411_2024%20Masters%20-%20TOTM%20Announcement%20Email&utm_medium=email&utm_source=Augusta%20National%2C%20Inc&dm_i=6Q13,A277,2TDRUP,1G0DJ,1

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my man!

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Mar 5, 2024, 9:59 AM
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I was waiting on you to post this haha. was a great adder for the annual casa de dawghater tradition unlike anyother crawfish boil that obed ignores.

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I WAS OUT IF TOWN***

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:00 AM
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idk if we gone be able to find the mud bugs this year or not

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:04 AM
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I doubt most of y'all are keeping up with it, bein as crawfish ain't a big thing in my homeland, but them baws in luzeeana havin a time w/ the crawfish crop this year.

been creepin on some luzeeana boards, and prices are starting to come down. but it was a rough fall / early winter.

we usually send invites out a full month before. this year we'll do it right, now that we don't have a 4 week old baby.

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The masters seems like Coachella for old white dudes***

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:02 AM
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Here in 2024 its mainly wealthy Asians and blonde arm candy in sundresses.***

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:03 AM
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there isn't a sporting event on the planet that

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:05 AM [ in reply to The masters seems like Coachella for old white dudes*** ]
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can touch ANGC's jock strap when it comes to putting on the Master's tournament.

should be on every southerners bucket list.

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There's still a lot of things I want to do on that list.

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:10 AM
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Going to the masters has never even been a mention for making the auxiliary bucket list.

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Same. I couldnt care less


Mar 5, 2024, 12:39 PM
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Golf sucks a big fat one. Only losers watch golf.

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capt. cool over here

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Mar 5, 2024, 1:36 PM
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I guess when you bag up a few exes, are an international traveler, big time money mover on the Street, and a regional wine producing power...AGNC is just child's play right?



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It's not that deep


Mar 5, 2024, 1:44 PM
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I think he's saying that watching golf suckkks. He's not totally wrong.

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that's fine and all

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Mar 5, 2024, 1:49 PM
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and was not the discussion. going to the Master's as a sporting event was the discussion.

if you're too pompous to admit that going to the Master's would be a dope experience, then I want whatever you're having. whether you like golf or not.

certain sporting events and venues have that draw. and in the South, it's the Master's.

I'd liken it to Lambeau field, old yankee / dodger stadium / fenway, playoff football / baseball, etc.

very unique experience that anyone who lives in the area would appreciate, whether you're a golf fan or not.

not asking you to turn into the arnold palmer invitational this weekend and follow it shot for shot...

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Ok this reply is for both you and for Obed


Mar 5, 2024, 1:54 PM
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I watch golf sometimes. I've been to ANGC for the Masters. Box checked, wouldn't trade the experience for the world, also won't go again.

That said, I can totally see why someone wouldn't care to go watch golf....at ANGC or Boscobel for that matter.

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So you were just being a contrarian cawkhead knowing damnwell we


Mar 5, 2024, 1:56 PM
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weren't really talking about golf.

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Nah bruh you are playing chess whilst I'm simply playing go fish.

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Mar 5, 2024, 2:55 PM
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Didn't give it that level of thot.

Busy jumping back and forth between coyoting, slinging habeneros, and tigernetting....and lemme tellya someting.....how do you amigos say this? Pimping isn't the easiest!

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It's the curse of Millenials and Gen Z....incredibly forced cynicism.


Mar 5, 2024, 1:55 PM [ in reply to that's fine and all ]
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They'll "meh" something without having much idea what they're meh-ing because curiosity is for boomers and dolts.

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If someone gave me free masters tickets Id go once.


Mar 5, 2024, 2:25 PM [ in reply to that's fine and all ]
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Eat some of the food and check the box and that’s only bc I can drive there in a few hours. But as far as pursuing it as something that’s important to me, that’s a no from me dawg.

I’d rather be fishing.

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That's problem #1.


Mar 5, 2024, 1:50 PM [ in reply to It's not that deep ]
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Thinking that a trip to ANGC is just about golf.

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Re: The masters seems like Coachella for old white dudes***


Mar 5, 2024, 12:58 PM [ in reply to The masters seems like Coachella for old white dudes*** ]
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That is quite possibly the funniest reference I've ever heard for The Masters.

I was fortunate to be born into a family that received 4 tickets thanks to my grand parents getting them in the mid 1950's. I went just about every year between '73 and '86 when my grandmother passed away and we no longer got the application. And in those days it truly was an old white dudes Coachella. Now? maybe not so much.

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I am willing to offer my services of procuring Masters swag on Mon/Tue/Wed

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:08 AM
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of Masters week.

I only require a ticket plus expenses plus $500 in merch.

Inquire at any time...only 3 slots available.

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I'd probably give you or anyone

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:10 AM
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*cough* BigDaddy® *cough*

two fiddy on top of merch if you could swing it.

none of my polos fit anymore

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If I was going this year, I would be more than happy to go shopping

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:29 AM
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in the husky section for you.

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ha


Mar 5, 2024, 10:39 AM
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old ones are too big bro

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Hypothetically

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:13 AM
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It will sting for a moment to hold the tickets in my hand for a few minutes when they arrive before fed ex’ing them to the person I sold them to for a price too much to turn down. Hypothetically.

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you had master's tickets?***

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:16 AM
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HYPOTHETICALLY***

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:19 AM
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I got 4 for Wednesday lass year. Kept 2, sold 2.

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:24 AM [ in reply to Hypothetically ]
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Bought $750 worth of merch and still pocketed several grand. HYPOTHETICALLY.

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I tell you what chaps my culo

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:30 AM
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When you’re walking in 30 minutes after the gates open, and there are dudes walking out with bags and bags of merch. Given there’s no re-entry, you immediately know these people spent $1500-2k on a practice round ticket just to burn it to buy a crap ton of merch for resale online.

Youd think Augusta would implement a max purchase amount to alleviate this practice, and trace the badges/ticket origins for these guys and never sell that person a ticket again.

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Additionally, if they can sell an egg salad sandwich for $1.50

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:33 AM
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Why can’t they sell me a t-shirt for $10 or a polo for $25?

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You can get one on Ebay for that much.

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:35 AM
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No one will ever know the difference.

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no chance they put a max spending on there


Mar 5, 2024, 10:42 AM [ in reply to I tell you what chaps my culo ]
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I've easily surpassed $1,500.

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No chance? There are about a gazillion facets of the tournament where


Mar 5, 2024, 12:06 PM
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ANGC forfeits potential profits in the name of decorum. Seedy dudes walking out the gift shop with as many bags as they can carry (and using a potential patron's ticket to do so) only to have them reappear online at 2x the price isn't a look Augusta would typically be happy with.

If it were a pure profit motive, that gift shop would be outside the gates, not inside it.

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Re: No chance? There are about a gazillion facets of the tournament where


Mar 5, 2024, 2:18 PM
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What's the difference in that and buying an ANGC flag in the shop (that comes with it's own Sharpie) so the "kids" can get autographs as the players come off the practice tee? ANGC knows what goes on. So they offer a pimento cheese sandwich and a beer at 1972 prices. They make it up elsewhere.

I've been to the last 3 Opens here (Pinehurst) and seen players avoid anyone that looks over the age to 10 trying to get them to sign their flag. The players know where it's gonna end up and it ain't on Junior's wall.

Just like most everything else in the world. It gets messed up when humans are involved.

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there used to be one outside the gate, doubt it still is there

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Mar 5, 2024, 2:49 PM [ in reply to No chance? There are about a gazillion facets of the tournament where ]
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probably not since they built the new practice area it got wiped out by construction. It was whan I was growing up because we stopped there a few times to grab a cap or a bag towel.

It was near Magnolia Lane/Washington Road, not a full size shop but a trailer-like booth like you'd see at a baseball game selling items. Couldn't even go in, it was just a guy behind a raised counter. You could only get smaller items like hats, umbrellas, disposable raincoats, towels, keychains and trinkets - stuff you may have "forgot" to buy or if bad weather was around. It was kinda hidden so maybe it was for the locals who didn't want to go in but wanted some trinket.

They also had a "ticket-drop" booth there so you could leave your badge there for your friend the next day. All that has probably been disbanded with the hyper-event it has become.

I go back to when anyone could just show up for the practice rounds and walk in for $5 or so, no limit, no advance ticket needed. Little round sticker is what you'd get to slap on your shirt for the day.

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Yeah I remember that booth. I was telling dawg

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Mar 5, 2024, 2:59 PM
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About the old practice rounds. We would skip high school and drive down for the day, although they were $15 by the late 80’s.

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Re: there used to be one outside the gate, doubt it still is there


Mar 5, 2024, 3:25 PM [ in reply to there used to be one outside the gate, doubt it still is there ]
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We did too. Although it was $10 when we went. The Golf Digest prints an article "The Best Kept Secrets in Golf". Hey, you can go to the Masters practice round!!! Thanks for ruining it guys. About a year or two later, the waiting list for practice round tickets began.

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Masters got uber popular after Nicklaus in 86


Mar 5, 2024, 3:27 PM
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Then went stratospheric after Tiger in 97

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MauldinT, where are you???


the best Masters deal I ever fell into...


Mar 5, 2024, 1:44 PM [ in reply to I got 4 for Wednesday lass year. Kept 2, sold 2. ]
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early 2000's. I was headed down to Lowcountry SC for a few days from Tennessee where I lived at the time.

Midday Saturday, drove straight through Augusta on the way. Decided to drive down Washington Rd to get a whiff of the flavor of Augusta National. Stopped at a store just down the road from Magnolia Lane to get a soda. Saw a dude getting in his car looked like he was already leaving ANGC for the day. I said "Going home already?" something to that effect. He said yeah got stuff to do and a long drive, been here all week, my buddies already left last night. He said, you want the badge? $100 cash. I can't come tomorrow either.

SOLD. Luckily I had a $100 bill I always carried in my wallet for emergency purposes. This was a proper time to use it.

I spent the rest of the afternoon there saw most of the course and players, ate a bunch of pimento cheese sammiches.

Walking back to my car, I sold the badge to somebody for $500 so they could use for Sunday.

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I debated cashing in

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Mar 5, 2024, 10:47 AM [ in reply to Hypothetically ]
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but decided the memories are more important at my old age. I know walking around that place is going to be tough, but I am looking forward to it.

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Haven't been since Friday in 1988. I think Sandy Lyle

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Mar 5, 2024, 12:03 PM
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won.

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Last tourney round I went to was Sunday in '86

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Mar 5, 2024, 12:12 PM
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Jack's 6th victory.

Got my pic in golf magazine as proof.

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Re: Time to order you Masters food again.

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Mar 5, 2024, 1:48 PM
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I’m going to the women’s event out there. Most of those chicks have daddy issues. The ones that miss the cut are easy pickings.

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what time are you picking us up?

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Mar 5, 2024, 2:38 PM
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sunny day, egg salad sammich, beers, vodka, sativa, upskirts, tids, then seggs at amen corner



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I for one am glad you are stopping. You are one of the most ignorant posters ever. You obviously think very highly of your own opinion, unlike the rest of us - RockHillTiger


I'll never forget my first trip down to The Masters.

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Mar 5, 2024, 3:08 PM
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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers. Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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Re: I'll never forget my first trip down to The Masters.

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Mar 5, 2024, 3:34 PM
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So you went with your lawyer, then.

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I always travel with my lawyer.

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Mar 5, 2024, 3:43 PM
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He's one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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