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Rock Defender [54]
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Having kids is a real problem.
Oct 3, 2012, 9:04 AM
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11 yo. Son= Mom, I couldn't sleep last night, so I heard you making a lot of breathing noises..
Mom=Uhh....I was probably just having a bad dream
Son=Was dad having a bad dream too?
Mom=Maybe you were just dreaming?
Son=Why were you sitting on top of Dad?
Mom=Let's never speak of this again.
FML
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110%er [8243]
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Scarred for life.***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:05 AM
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Rock Defender [54]
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I told my wife, what he saw could have been so much worse
Oct 3, 2012, 9:10 AM
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it didn't help her.
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All-In [27403]
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Lock door. Soundproof room.***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:11 AM
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110%er [8243]
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Do you realize how non existant your sex life will be
Oct 3, 2012, 9:16 AM
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for the next 7* years?
*7 years is based on the presumption that this is your youngest child, and he will be leaving the house at 18. If these presumptions are not correct, the 7 year number is on the low end of the estimation.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Sadly...he is the oldest.
Oct 3, 2012, 9:17 AM
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my youngest is 4.
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110%er [8243]
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Oculus Spirit [79607]
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CU Guru [1723]
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Slept in my closet for 6 months...
Oct 3, 2012, 10:44 AM
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After the first time I heard the parents going at it...and then when they "finished" my dad came in to try to explain it to me...oh gawd...scarred for life for sure.
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Heisman Winner [106510]
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but you were 30***
Oct 3, 2012, 10:46 AM
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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facing towards or away from Dad?
Oct 3, 2012, 9:10 AM
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These questions MUST be answered......
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CU Medallion [54759]
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"Hey dad, what's
Oct 3, 2012, 9:11 AM
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reverse cowboy?"
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CU Guru [1599]
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Waaaaittt, which one was playing the cowboy??
Oct 3, 2012, 11:56 AM
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#meatspin
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Rock Defender [54]
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All-In [30537]
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Oh, so you were behind the camera?***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:12 AM
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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Heisman Winner [106510]
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"O" face? Mythical creature...***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:29 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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whoa!
Oct 3, 2012, 9:24 AM
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Those are legitimate questions. How did you sleep through all of that?
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Rock Defender [54]
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Kid sleeps 9+ hrs per night. But awake the 45 seconds
Oct 3, 2012, 9:33 AM
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I'm sechsing?
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Oculus Spirit [82106]
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38 seconds, way to round.***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:48 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Way too round?
Oct 3, 2012, 9:55 AM
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somebody callin somebody fat.
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Connoisseur [352]
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Time for the talk.
Oct 3, 2012, 9:50 AM
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Good luck.
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Rock Defender [54]
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problem is...we've had the talk before...
Oct 3, 2012, 10:00 AM
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he knows what was going on.
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Connoisseur [352]
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Time for a refresher course.
Oct 3, 2012, 10:10 AM
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An 11 year old should be fully aware of the fact that his parents bump uglies every now and then.
Just wait until he's 12-13 and he auto-starches his boxers and socks.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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did you tell him that you'd be
Oct 3, 2012, 10:17 AM
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wearing fishnet stocking and a leather mask? If not, I could see there the confusion stems from
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CU Guru [1599]
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Rock Defender [54]
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"Dad, why did mom have a big hot dog on a belt
Oct 3, 2012, 9:51 AM
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strapped to her waist?"
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Oculus Spirit [75981]
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Why isn't your wife quick enough to come up with some lie?***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:53 AM
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Heisman Winner [106510]
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45 seconds....somebody is quick enough already***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:55 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75981]
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I bet she even still had her cotton night gown on and so
Oct 3, 2012, 10:00 AM
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it really was just like she was sitting there. No fun bits flying.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Did I forget to mention, we were in his room?
Oct 3, 2012, 10:02 AM
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I probably left that out.
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Rock Defender [54]
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I'm a pretty sick dude
Oct 3, 2012, 10:04 AM
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but even I wouldn't get my jollies from sechsin in front of my own children... can't you just put an ad on craigslist if you wanted an audience? 
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Oculus Spirit [75981]
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Say your lady friend calls her dogs and cats her children
Oct 3, 2012, 10:07 AM
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and you get your jollies with the pets in the same room...sometimes in bed with you. Does that make her a sick freak?
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Rock Defender [54]
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if so,
Oct 3, 2012, 10:11 AM
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I knocked down one FINE sick freak in Columbia about 8 years ago. Her weiner dog would whine at the door, so she forced me to let it in the bedroom while I was takin her to pound town. Next thing I know, there was a dog tossin my salad while she came.
That was the last time I went over there. Shame too, she had great teddies.
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Oculus Spirit [75981]
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Dude, you didn't need to steal her dog. That is why
Oct 3, 2012, 10:15 AM
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she never let you come back, right?
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Rock Defender [54]
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oh, I could have come back
Oct 3, 2012, 10:25 AM
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but back then, I was young and dumb and full of something that I preferred to spread all over as many different sets of teddies as possible, and I just wasn't a fan of repeats. Looking back though, that chick was top ten for my lifetime. Probably should have taken advantage of the open ended pussypass and just told her to put her dog in a crate on the balcony til we finished.
That was definitely the weirdest threesome I've ever experienced though...
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Oculus Spirit [75981]
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I'm still not a huge fan of repeats. 2-3 times is good.
Oct 3, 2012, 10:28 AM
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After that we both run out of tricks and she starts to get attached. Nobody wins.
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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^Aero gets it^
Oct 3, 2012, 10:39 AM
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why don't the wimmens?
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All-In [27403]
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Wow. Just. Wow.***
Oct 3, 2012, 10:35 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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All-TigerNet [14289]
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^^^doesn't have locks on his door^^^***
Oct 3, 2012, 9:58 AM
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Heisman Winner [136224]
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That's an upgrade on Fleetwood single wides.
Oct 3, 2012, 10:01 AM
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HE'S NOT MADE OF MONEY.
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110%er [9107]
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At least we know where the kid gets his
Oct 3, 2012, 10:08 AM
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peeping tom genes from.
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Heisman Winner [106510]
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Wow, they make jeans just for
Oct 3, 2012, 10:14 AM
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ppeping toms? Bet they have holes in the pockets and more room for your bonar.
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Rock Defender [54]
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CLONEALLTHISDISCUSSIONANDYOUHAVE'NTYETPOSTED
Oct 3, 2012, 10:18 AM
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APICOFYOURWIFE?
You are a selfish pig!
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110%er [6272]
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lets just file this under the "Jounge
Oct 3, 2012, 10:44 AM
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TMI files"..
#shudder
#unlessWifeIsMILFY
#picsPLease
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All-In [40975]
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Dude the kid is 11 he knows exactly what is going on***
Oct 3, 2012, 11:04 AM
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