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there is a Heaven

Mar 21, 2014, 6:56 AM

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This is a HoF toon.***

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Re: there is a Heaven

Mar 21, 2014, 8:54 AM

There's is a big wrong with toon. God says homosexuality is abominable to him. I doubt very seriously if those two smiling fellows will make it inside the pearly gates.

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How does he know? Has he even tried it before?***

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Apparently Tigerpross is an expert in reading Greek circa

Mar 21, 2014, 8:59 AM

thousands of years ago.

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I doubt Fred Phelps even made it to the gates.

Mar 21, 2014, 9:00 AM [ in reply to Re: there is a Heaven ]

Or anyone else based on the standards you appear to set.

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Heaven: Population - 2

Mar 21, 2014, 9:01 AM

Well technically 1 as Jesus is God.

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Did you learn nothing from the South Park guys?

Mar 21, 2014, 9:26 AM [ in reply to I doubt Fred Phelps even made it to the gates. ]

Heaven is for the Mormons. Everyone else. EVERYONE else goes to Hell.

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

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I took a Mormon to pound town shortly after

Mar 21, 2014, 9:45 AM

Clemson beat the Vols in the Peach Bowl. Years later, I took her to a White Sox game. She eventually married a guy who looks a bit like Jeffery Donovan of Burn Notice fame. Do I get to go to heaven?