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Top 5 (imo) George Costanza moments, plus trivia
Jul 26, 2013, 3:45 PM
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Top 5 Costanza moments:
1. Gets caught fapping, wins ensuing fap contest.
2. Shrinkage at the Hamptons.
3. The 'Jerk Store' comeback.
4. Gets massage from man, thinks he is gay.
5. Bangs cleaning lady, gets fired.
Other notables: Eats eclair from trash, pushes kids and women down to escape fire, bootlegs movies;gets arrested, sends nude photos, gets book redflagged in bathroom.
Trivia (without cheating):
How many jobs, real or fake, does George have during the nine seasons of Seinfeld?
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poops w/ shirt off
Jul 26, 2013, 3:47 PM
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an inspiration to all.
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Growing up I used to poop with one shoe off and my pants
Jul 27, 2013, 9:50 AM
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leg removed from one leg.....it gives you the ability for a wider "stance". My grandpa taught me that when I lived with them in the summer growing up. Not sure where that came from. My friends used steal my shoe from under the stall and run with it so I would come limping out of the bathroom with only one shoe on.
This practice has long since been removed from my pooping ritual.
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Marine Biologist***
Jul 26, 2013, 3:48 PM
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Architect
Jul 26, 2013, 3:48 PM
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duh
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No the Marine Biologist episode where he saves the
Jul 26, 2013, 3:50 PM
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whale was a top 5 moment.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli."
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Yep, great monologue.***
Jul 26, 2013, 3:50 PM
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"There's no laws in this place. Anything goes.
Jul 26, 2013, 3:53 PM
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It's like Thunderdome!"
Also a Costanza favorite
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The sea was angry that day my friend***
Jul 27, 2013, 9:42 AM
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8 jobs***
Jul 26, 2013, 3:49 PM
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Additional ones:
Jul 26, 2013, 3:50 PM
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Runs out of the bathroom, too late, to stop Kramer from busting him on the phone..."And you want to be my latex salesman."
"Worlds colliding" dialogue.
Does the opposite of his instinct, gets date with beautiful woman.
On George's jobs, I remember: real estate, the publishing company, the Yankees, the toy place. Fake jobs: importer/exporter, latex salesman, architect. I know I'm forgetting some.
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Sitcom writer is a pretty big one to forget.
Jul 26, 2013, 3:51 PM
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And the smoothing place.
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Oh yeah...lol.***
Jul 26, 2013, 3:52 PM
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It was forced volunteer work, I didn't count it.***
Jul 26, 2013, 3:55 PM
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If it were me, I would call it a job.
Jul 26, 2013, 3:55 PM
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BTW, some of the episodes we are talking about (sex with cleaning lady, etc) aired 20+ years ago. How can I remember this idiocy so clearly?
**I know you didn't watch any of them til it had been off the air for 6 years.
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Two bits about those episodes:
Jul 26, 2013, 11:33 PM
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In the latex salesman part watch the newspaper. It switches sides when they show a different camera angle.
On the "opposite" episode the beautiful woman he picks up is Michelle Pfeiffer's sister.
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Not his top moment
Jul 26, 2013, 3:54 PM
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Trivia answer: According to Wiki, George was employed
Jul 26, 2013, 4:01 PM
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15 times:
- Real-estate agent
- Manuscript reader
- Screenwriter
- Hand model
- Sales rep for rest stop supply company
- marine biologist
- architect
- Assistant to the traveling secretary for New York Yankees
- Sales rep for playground-equipment company (Play Now)
- Representative for Kruger Industrial Smoothing
- Computer Salesman
- Car Mover
- Bra Salesman
- Importer/Exporter (Vandelay Industries)
- Latex Salesman
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hand model
Jul 26, 2013, 4:03 PM
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jeez...how did i forget about that one?
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construction worker jackhammering the street
Jul 26, 2013, 4:18 PM
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looking for his Phil Rizzuto key chain.
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Latex salesman***
Jul 26, 2013, 4:53 PM
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What about the bed under the desk
Jul 27, 2013, 6:37 AM
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great idea!
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And Con, Connie, or Conrad who built it.***
Jul 27, 2013, 7:36 AM
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Favs that were missed in this thread, I think:
Jul 27, 2013, 8:12 AM
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1. Cartwright! Cartwright!
2. Slip him a Mickey
3, book's been flagged(on second glance in your post)
4. Marble Rye
5. Drinking with those ######## from the Astros
6, Credit for Big Salad
7. Black friend the exterminator
8. Arm spasm for Lloyd Braun
9. Moops re: bubble boy
10. Sundae at U.S Open
11. Won't look so bad re ig man(a few of these pig men walking around)
12. Taking Susan's parents to place in Hampton's
13. Driving Rascal
14. Jon Voight's car
15. "Ahoy" to Andria Doria survivor
16. Seven for baby name
17. Talking to owner of Jiffy Park
18. Big payroll project
19. Ring Dings and Pepsi
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just reading number 15 made me spit my coffee out***
Jul 27, 2013, 9:41 AM
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