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Walk-On [118]
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Some good scar jokes?
Nov 24, 2014, 8:59 AM
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Anyone?
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Orange Blooded [3635]
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Re: Some good scar jokes?
Nov 24, 2014, 8:59 AM
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The best one is their football history, or rather, the lack thereof
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Rock Defender [54]
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Spurrier walks out of a bar
Nov 24, 2014, 9:00 AM
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Orange Blooded [3226]
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^^^...Just in time for his post-game show!***
Nov 24, 2014, 9:08 AM
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Go, Tigers!
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CU Guru [1640]
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CU Guru [1236]
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Re: Spurrier walks out of a bar
Nov 24, 2014, 9:14 AM
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...because he and Mangus were getting "too negative".
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Orange Blooded [4980]
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The difference between a Lamecock player and a dollar...
Nov 24, 2014, 9:07 AM
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You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
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Orange Blooded [3881]
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slurrier in heaven....yeah right
Nov 24, 2014, 9:13 AM
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So….Steve Spurrier dies and goes to heaven. God decides to give him a quick tour so they travel around to see the sights and eventually come to a large house sporting Gamecock paraphernalia. God says, “ This is your home here”. Spurrier goes in and checks out the place nodding his approval thinking God for providing him such a nice place to live. As he walks onto his new home’s back porch, he sees up on a hill towering above him a huge castle with Clemson flags flying everywhere. The hedges were trimmed in the shape of Tiger Paws and the gardens are arranged with orange, white and royal purple flowers. The clouds break and a beam of sunshine hits the castle and it shines like a beacon on top of the hill. Spurrier turns to God and cries, “How does Dabo get such an extravagant home to live in here and all I get is this little place?”. God replies, “Fool…..that’s MY house!”
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Orange Blooded [3881]
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sc students
Nov 24, 2014, 9:14 AM
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A student went to South Carolina on a football scholarship. He was a great defensive end, but a poor student.
At graduation, he didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Jadeveon could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only.
The dean was on the stage and told him to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "sir, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." He said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Sir," he said, "How much is three times seven?"
He looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the
question. The South Carolina students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"
Then he held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. he said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the South Carolina students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
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Letterman [290]
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Re: sc students
Nov 24, 2014, 10:28 AM
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Classic....Lmao
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Orange Blooded [3881]
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ast but not least....carolicheerleadrs
Nov 24, 2014, 9:15 AM
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Orange Blooded [2563]
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Why Does Spurrier wear a Visor ????
Nov 24, 2014, 9:16 AM
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To Hide the Circumcision scar....
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Orange Blooded [2826]
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Point.
Nov 24, 2014, 9:19 AM
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...for drawing quicker on scar joke.
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Their defense in the last two minutes of a game.***
Nov 24, 2014, 9:17 AM
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Why does Slurrier wear a visor?
Nov 24, 2014, 9:18 AM
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...to cover his circumcision scar.
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yes they are***
Nov 24, 2014, 9:19 AM
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I give you once again a true story--
Nov 24, 2014, 9:21 AM
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A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Gamecock joke.
"Listen buddy," the bartender growled, "see those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the South Carolina football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at South Carolina. That guy in the corner was South Carolina’s all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in three sports at Carolina. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to tell your Gamecock joke here?"
"Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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Elliot Fry and his girlfriend modeling
Nov 24, 2014, 9:22 AM
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Orange Blooded [4098]
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Re: Elliot Fry and his girlfriend modeling
Nov 24, 2014, 9:49 AM
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IMHO that is sure one UGGGGLY girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Walk-On [118]
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HAHA!***
Nov 24, 2014, 9:25 AM
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Re: HAHA!***
Nov 24, 2014, 10:35 AM
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Chicken in a dress
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Re: Some good scar jokes?
Nov 24, 2014, 9:28 AM
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A genie grants a man one wish. The man shows the genie a map of the Middle East and asked for peace in the region. The genie explained there are some things too big for even a genie to do. So the man asked for the Carolina Gamecocks to win the SEC Championship. The genie said, "Let me see that map again?"
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110%er [5443]
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Re: Some good scar jokes?
Nov 24, 2014, 9:44 AM
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The time they won they were throwing fire crackers at us. We were picking them up, lighting them and throwing them back.
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Orange Blooded [3650]
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The Execution
Nov 24, 2014, 9:52 AM
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The Execution
A Clemson fan, Gamecock fan and a FSU fan are involved in a grisly crime and are all sentenced to death. The executioner told them that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die.
Their choices were: lethal injection, electric chair or by hanging.
The Clemson fan was afraid of needles and didn’t want to be hanged. So he chose the electric chair.
He sat in the chair and they pulled the switch and nothing happened. The executioner said that if this happens a second time that he could go free.
They tried a second time and again nothing happened so they set him free.
The FSU fan was also afraid of needles and didn’t want to be hanged so he too chose the electric chair.
Once again, the chair didn’t work and he was free.
Next it was the Gamecock fans turn to pick how he was to be executed.
He said "I'm afraid of needles, the electric chair won't work so you're going to have to hang me".
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