Jumbo is the biggest fraud in history

Oct 22, 2022, 11:36 PM

How can this man sleep at night knowing that he is stone cold robbing A&M. I have never seen a more inept offense loaded with bluechips in my life. That entire roster should enter the portal and all the verbal decommit. If my kid were committed to Dumbo, I would demand they decommit. He actually makes his players draft stock fall. That fan base should pressure him to resign. Do whatever you have to, to get him to resign.

Players refuse to play, fans don't go to games, buy no merchandise, have the county condemn his house, put whoopie cushions in his chairs, disconnect his battery so he can't drive, turn his cell phone off, chamge all the locks in the offices, assistant coaches blow air horns when he tries to speak, weld the gate around his house shut, put Legos on the floor around his bed while he sleeps, construct a scooby door booby trap, hack his computer and fill the hard drive with man on man and beastiality flix, give him gift certificates to DeShaun's masseuses, continuously reset all of his clocks to 3 hours early, put 10x regular dose of max strength laxative in his coffee, sugar in his gas tank, fake positive covid tests, invite him to play hide and seek with Joe biden at the Whitehouse, superglue all his shoes to the floor, hide his car keys in a real offensive playbook, cut the signal to his headset and play the Rick Astley never gonna give you up on continuous loop, loan him Bobby Petrino's scooter, enter him in a charity mma fight with Connor McGregor, take him to the world 's hardest corn maze, send him to his priest to confess all his sins related to his contract, send him to an escape room that's really a 24/7 BDSM dungeon, tell the Clinton's he has dirt on them, photoshop pics of him with Jeffery Epstein, say he was the mastermind of Jan 6,, any others?

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