I'm buying the rights to Williams-Brice Stadium and Changing it's name to "Sh!t Box full of Meth Head Mullet Loving Sister Kissing Dog Screwing Ole Ball Sac Worshiping Three Tooth Fat Wife Having Waffle House Toilet Seat Licking Walmart Returning Exxon Pumping Doo Doo Ice Cheering Cockaboose Riding Crack Rock Heisman Sculpting Stadium".
Hopefully, it's a flat annual fee and I'm not charged for each letter.