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Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 10, 2016, 8:12 PM
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day, but it was just a misunderstanding. Apparently Coach Mush bust into Coach Tanner's office with his bank statement clutched and raised above his head, on the brink of going full Mushchamp if he didn't get some answers.
Restraining his rage Coach exclaimed "Raaaaaaaaayyyyyyy! How'da bleep am I spozda consecrate on cruitn 5 stars if I'm having 2 check check check after y'all to make sure yall giving me all my $$$. This is why I hate direct deposit! You know ima stubborn control freak, and I hate change. Why caint I just get my check so I can take it to the bank myself so I know I'm gettin all my $$(mumbles ######). Now this will be driving me crazy and I won't be able to consecrate on cruitin(mumbles ###### again)."
Ray Tanner's "Well Will, we signed you up for direct deposit so you wouldn't have to waste time goin to the bank and could spend more time cruitin"
Mushchamp "Coach it ain't no problem goin to the bank for me. Money belongs at the bank, and I'm money. Money in that bank, money in Cruitin, aneye can sell ice to a Eskimo! Woo! Feels good to be a gamecock! #SpursUp bleep! Plus I think Dabo would go to the bank and Ole Ball Coach wouldn't. #MoreDabo #LessOBC
Coach Tanner's sighs and says "Well Will, just see the HR folks and they'll getcha off of DD and you can pick your check up every Friday and take it to the bank. How much is your paycheck short?"
Mushchamp "By my #cockalations 25 cent"
Ray Tanner "Let me take a look"
looks over WM's bank statement for about 30 seconds...
Ray Tanner, now realising what has happened asks Mushchamp."Will, you do realise that when I said you needed to get a quarterback in 2016 I meant the position on the football team, not on you paycheck, right"
Will looking puzzled for a second responds. "Sorry for the confusion, and sorry for being a bit presumptuous, but I didn't know coaching in the SEC required know what a quarterback was"
Coach Tanner "Hmm, I didn't think about that, but now that I have, you make a valid point. Coach keep up the good work. I'm sold on you and I'm not even an Eskimo! Woo! Its a great day to be a gamecock! #SpursUp!"
Mushchamp leaves and everything goes back to normal
#Boom
#GoTigers
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I wasted my time reading this. Please don't waste yours.***
Jan 10, 2016, 8:24 PM
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Re: I wasted my time reading this. Please don't waste yours.***
Jan 10, 2016, 8:27 PM
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^^Can't read
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Athletic Dir [889]
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Re: I wasted my time reading this. Please don't waste yours.***
Jan 10, 2016, 8:32 PM
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> Sadly I did too. Wish I would have saw your post
> first. This was awful.
Worse than my QB play?
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At least Cole beat the #### out of Oklajoma in a for real bowl while
Jan 10, 2016, 9:15 PM
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You just wrote the equivalent of a loss to the Cotadel.
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All-In [40100]
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Citadel***
Jan 10, 2016, 9:15 PM
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Nm
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All-In [40100]
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Go Tigers!***
Jan 10, 2016, 9:32 PM
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Nm
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 10, 2016, 8:35 PM
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That sucked
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 10, 2016, 8:41 PM
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> That sucked
You suck
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Legend [19919]
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Pretty sure the good guys beat the red coats.
Jan 10, 2016, 8:36 PM
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Realising?????
Did I miss something?
"Ray Tanner, now realising what has happened"
You, sir, are a moran.
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Re: Pretty sure the good guys beat the red coats.
Jan 10, 2016, 8:40 PM
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> Realising?????
> Did I miss something?
> "Ray Tanner, now realising what has happened"
>
> You, sir, are a moran.
Maybe you can invent auto correct for real life bro? #Doit
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This might be in the running for
Jan 10, 2016, 9:18 PM
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"Worst post in tigernet history"
Congrats
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Re: This might be in the running for
Jan 10, 2016, 9:27 PM
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> "Worst post in tigernet history"
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> Congrats
Put it on my tab
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 10, 2016, 9:33 PM
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The only pleasure I got from this crap is realizing that it took you much longer to write it than for me to read it. Don't quit your day job down at Burger World!
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 10, 2016, 10:12 PM
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> The only pleasure I got from this crap is realizing
> that it took you much longer to write it than for me
> to read it. Don't quit your day job down at Burger
> World!
I type fast
You read slow
#EverydayImHusselling
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 8:59 AM
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google cut and paste!
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Scout Team [188]
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 9:51 AM
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> google cut and paste!
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 10:01 AM
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> The only pleasure I got from this crap is realizing
> that it took you much longer to write it than for me
> to read it. Don't quit your day job down at Burger World
A few questions
Is there anything wrong with working at Burger World? I wasn't aware that there was.
Do you look down upon people that work at Burger World when you go there?
Are you fat?
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On the eve of playing for a national championship...***
Jan 10, 2016, 9:41 PM
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Re: On the eve of playing for a national championship...***
Jan 10, 2016, 10:16 PM
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...and all threw tha house,
Captain Stoudt was posting,
and banging your spouse.
#Boom
#GoTigers
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I'll give you a C for the effort, but that's a stretch***
Jan 11, 2016, 9:05 AM
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Scout Team [188]
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Re: I'll give you a C for the effort, but that's a stretch***
Jan 11, 2016, 9:36 AM
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C for effort
D for diploma
A for awesomeness
Go Tigers!
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 9:08 AM
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Congrats on one of the stupidest posts I have read in a while.
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 9:50 AM
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> Congrats on one of the stupidest posts I have read in
> a while.
Congrats on being American and having internet street cred. Bet you use my material at least 5x's this week.
#HatersGonnaHate
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 10:20 AM
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Run back over to FGF kid.
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 10:29 AM
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> Run back over to FGF kid.
Reverse psychology? It worked.
Don't worry 117, I'll be here all week. 
Very thankful that someone of your caliber has decided to mentor me.
I always wanted to be awesome on the internet when I grew up.
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 9:10 AM
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nm
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 9:31 AM
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To do what I just did take your link and put it into the following...
[IMG src="LINK" IMG]
replace [ and ] with < and >
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had an easier time the last time I tried reading gullah.***
Jan 11, 2016, 9:55 AM
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Re: had an easier time the last time I tried reading gullah.***
Jan 11, 2016, 10:02 AM
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#Racist
Stick to anglish white boy
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 10:03 AM
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You're never going to make it to kickoff if you're this drunk already.
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Re: Heard there was a heated exchange between Mushchamp and Ray Tanner on Fri
Jan 11, 2016, 10:09 AM
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> You're never going to make it to kickoff if you're
> this drunk already.
Have no fear, I was born drunk
They keep settin them up, ima keep knockin them down.
I got this
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