I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.

Feb 23, 2024, 9:21 AM

In retrospect, I'm not sure how this hasn't happened before. It's like Mr. Belvedere sitting on his own testicles; if you have saggy balls, at some point you're going to sit on them. In my case, I suppose, it's a bush in need of trimming. Now, we're not talking like I have an Eastern European Wookie hiding down my shorts. It's what you'd expect from your average male who's a few months overdue for a haircut. Anyway. I'm running a little late for a dinner, and perhaps not paying attention as well as I should have getting out of the shower. I grab Big Red (that's my oversized Brooks Brothers towel) and start going to work. In my hastiness, I must have regripped just as I was making a pass like the Angel of Death over Egypt, and thus proceeded to rip out enough L&Cs where I yelped like a puppy who had its tale stepped on. Fortunately my wife was downstairs and not there for the spectacle of man who just accidentally engaged in low level self-harm.

So this is my lesson to you all. Be your junk saggy or shaggy, you must exercise care.

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drunk at the putt putt.

My wife was given a bunch of cassette tapes of her father playing guitar (he recently passed away), and I told her she should get them copied over to .mp3 files and put then in the cloud or on a USB stick or somethin'. I had my laptop open and googled it and fond "legacybox.com".

She walked out of the room to get her phone that was in the FROG..out of ear shot and ~30' away. She came back downstairs and showed me her phone, and the first ad that popped up when she opened facebook was "Legacybox.com".

I have no idea how that got from my google machine to her phone in 45 seconds. It was through a wall and a short flight of steps, so I'm not sure how Siri would have heard it. I don't have a facebook account, so that's not it, either. I don't think I even had anything else open on my laptop.

I tore a chunk of pubes out of myself last night.

Even that muff out, brah. Go Brazilian.***

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Get with the program

Gotta get you one of these

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Just got my first pube trimmer ad on Hulu.

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