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Taxidermy man he gonna have a heart attack when he see...
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:00 PM
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what I brung him.
FastChad, not sure the Lunge is gonna welcome you back after you came to grovel in my T-Male?
There's still hope for you in 2023 though...
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Looks like you did indeed bring a bigger boat
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:04 PM
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Seems FastChad is a little poster with big feelings?
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:06 PM
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A real wall-hanger.
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Hurry...
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:11 PM
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take my picture with it.
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Re: Hurry...
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:15 PM
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Go Gators!
At least I think that whale is a former Gator coach
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Ha ha, I couldn't get my IPhone out quick enough that day.***
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:44 PM
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Re: Taxidermy man he gonna have a heart attack when he see...
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:13 PM
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Isn’t that the guy that hung Chad Kelly’s spent tube sock on his wall and bragged about letting him bang his girlfriend?
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IDK, but seems likely...***
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:17 PM
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Re: Taxidermy man he gonna have a heart attack when he see...
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Jan 5, 2023, 4:30 PM
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Hard to believe people still remember one of my very first posts on TigerNet. Minor point of contention though. She hooked up with Chad before I dated her, so I technically didn’t let her do anything.
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Is that what the kids mean when they say sliding into my DMs***
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:14 PM
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Apparently.***
Jan 5, 2023, 3:17 PM
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Re: Taxidermy man he gonna have a heart attack when he see...
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:20 PM
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You can try to push me away, but I still want to give you a hug.
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I do enjoy your weird posts about ex's, but
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:43 PM
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I thought you were better than this.
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Re: I do enjoy your weird posts about ex's, but
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:54 PM
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I don’t overestimate me. It generally leads to a lot of disappointment. I’ve heard that from more than a few ex’s.
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Re: I do enjoy your weird posts about ex's, but
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I hope you’re joking around. I’ve been married for 35 years and if anything happens I’m not ever marrying again.
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What am I looking at?
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Re: What am I looking at?
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:48 PM
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OP got mad and called my mother “a hard charging, hard liquor swilling, sprite of a whor.” While not entirely wrong, it seemed a little extreme so I sent him a T-Mail offering to help him with his anger issues and a hug.
Like I said in my T-Mail, I’m a lover not a fighter. All of his anger will go away when he feels my 35th percentile length arms wrapped around him. At that moment, he’ll truly understand what makes TigerNet so special.
He reminds me of a guy I worked with installing DSL lines. We spent every day in a truck together driving to jobs. I sing a lot and thought he was just joking when he would tell me to shut the #### up twenty times a day.
Apparently he wasn’t joking and punched me in the face one day after Sweet Caroline came on the radio. I was dazed for a minute or two, but gave him a hug and told him it was OK. He started crying and we talked it out.
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TL/DR: Yours seems the only TMale involved, maybe...
Jan 5, 2023, 3:51 PM
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you should wear yourself down, then get a good nap?
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Re: TL/DR: Yours seems the only TMale involved, maybe...
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Jan 5, 2023, 4:03 PM
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I don’t even need to wear myself down for a nap. The old lady last night had the stamina of an ox. I tried to pretend I fell asleep at 1:23, 3:07 and again somewhere around 4:00. I did cry a little when I heard her tearing that last package of KY open.
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Maybe yours is a self-control issue? There's no reason...
Jan 5, 2023, 4:10 PM
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to be ashamed, a lot of big girls like you still wet the bed at night. If that's the case, waterproof bedding might help with those embarrassing stains?
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Re: Maybe yours is a self-control issue? There's no reason...
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Jan 5, 2023, 4:16 PM
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Not to get too far off topic, but my roommate Ricky and I used to keep plastic sheets on one of our two beds. Both of us had a propensity to wet the bad if we drank too much. We had tests that we would do if we were both hammered to figure out who needed to sleep on what we called the “water bed”.
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How long did he hold it for you before you had to go?***
Jan 5, 2023, 4:18 PM
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Re: How long did he hold it for you before you had to go?***
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Jan 5, 2023, 4:22 PM
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Haha. It wasn’t like that. We did both wake up naked in a bed together once but we’re pretty sure it was just because one of us got confused walking back from the bathroom after a long night of drinking.
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In review, you can't control your feelings, water or liquor.***
Jan 5, 2023, 4:30 PM
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Re: In review, you can't control your feelings, water or liquor.***
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Jan 5, 2023, 4:42 PM
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I wouldn’t go that far. 95% of the time, I do well at all three. Are you honestly saying you don’t wet the bed every once in a while?
I wrote a paper for one of my classes at Tri-County about how kids who wet the bed grew up to have a disproportionate amount of anger issues as adults. If the shoe fits…
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Seems forgone I'll wet the bed if I ever meet your mom...***
Jan 5, 2023, 4:44 PM
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Re: Seems forgone I'll wet the bed if I ever meet your mom...***
Jan 5, 2023, 4:51 PM
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No offense, but you don’t seem like her type. Another one of the papers I wrote that got a passing grade was about how men with small #####’s have a tendency to act aggressive to strangers, especially on the internet. It had something to do with insecurities that they don’t even realize they have.
If I’m wrong, be warned. Wrap up!
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Like lunging in tmale? A Lot of projection in that paper.
Jan 5, 2023, 5:19 PM
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Now, about that nap.
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Re: Like lunging in tmale? A Lot of projection in that paper.
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Jan 5, 2023, 5:24 PM
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I’m 1 3/16 inches longer than average if I stretch it out real hard. I’m sorry if you’re upset about what you were given to work with. I’ll tell you mine is smaller than it really is if it will make you feel better. Remember, I’m a lover not a fighter. I want us to all get along.
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Seems you're trying to compensate for your poor memory?
Jan 5, 2023, 5:26 PM
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Re: Seems you're trying to compensate for your poor memory?
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Jan 5, 2023, 5:33 PM
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Why do you keep blocking out the subject? It doesn’t even reference your little ###### or bed wetting. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.
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Let's see, hmmm, the OP is mine and about you lurching...
Jan 5, 2023, 6:09 PM
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in tmale.
but that's only one of your many issues.
2023 isn't looking good for you, no wonder you lost hope.
If you can't keep up, don't show up.
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Re: Let's see, hmmm, the OP is mine and about you lurching...
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Jan 5, 2023, 7:05 PM
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I think we all understand why you’re changing the subject. It’s OK. The offer for the hug still stands.
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Re: Let's see, hmmm, the OP is mine and about you lurching...
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Re: Let's see, hmmm, the OP is mine and about you lurching...
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Jan 5, 2023, 7:31 PM
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My gawd, what kind of sick and twisted ish am I reading in this thread? Do y’all kiss Bobs sister with that mouth? Is she still a midget wrestler?
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Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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Jan 5, 2023, 7:33 PM
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As always, we're here to help.
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Re: Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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He has a propensity (his words, not mine) to take a nip at the bottle when things go awry. He usually vents on TNet bc his ole lady is doubled up in the fetal position of the tub, while laying in her own excrement! She usually drinks the good stuff (Blantons). He usually resorts to the lower shelf MD 20/20 and then tells stories that would make a hardened criminal blush. Most stories get exiled to the lounge but a few find their way into Tmails and DMs like the one he sent to me about his roommate and gerbils. At any rate, I’m sure his drunken stupors have a negative effect on our top three message board rating. TNet would be #1 hands -down if it wasn’t for Chad mucking up things
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Re: Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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I told you the thing about gerbils in confidence. Is nothing sacred?
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Re: Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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That was before TNet coins and NIL. Everything has a price… even Betty Jean that you met at The Clock (the original) on the west side of G-ville circa 2001. She had a face only a mother could love but it didn’t stop you. Those were the days!
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Re: Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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I dated her paternal twin sister, Charlene, in 2002. If you can believe it, Charlene was always bitching about Betty Jean being the better looking of the pair. Pretty messed up gene pool, but boy oh boy were those girls fun in the sheets.
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Re: Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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I vaguely remember Charlene bc Betty Jean wouldn’t include her in her musings and late night rendezvous. At her prime she weighed in at 190lbs and was 5’4”. Now, if you know Betty Jean then that was a nice physique. It’s all relative especially three sheets in the wind. Enough about the Maxwell twins let’s get back to the gerbil and how your roommate ended up in the ER.
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Re: Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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The story has been exaggerated over time. It wasn’t the ER. He went to the Minute Clinic a few days later because he thought the thing bit him and he was getting an infection. Probably killed three birds with one stone by getting that shot of penicillin. Ricky was living dangerously back then with the money he was raking in overcharging rich folks building docks on Lake Keowee. Good ole boy was riding bareback with anyone and everyone, even pros.
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Re: Haha, FChad got sideways and lurched in TMale, it's sweet.***
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You’re right, I’m relieved to hear the full story because my mind immediately went to the worst imagery for that gerbil. Ricky came into a lot of money by shear luck and by convincing rich northern transients that he had invented the floating dock. Of course, we know that he could never master anchoring the support beams properly in the red clay. That’s why he specialized in the floating dock. He still suffers from a mild case of lock jaw and tetanus that the penicillin failed to cure when a rusty lag bolt from a dock went through his shin. Fortunately, he made his millions prior to the 2008 housing crisis.
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No, I'm a person of the peoples and pay attentions...***
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She seemed like a nice, compliant girl to me.
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I would never disrespect her.
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I like to trick um to the surface and jab at um,
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not haul um up like a lot of catfish.
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My tmale is full of award notifications and coins
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Jan 5, 2023, 3:46 PM
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I can not even tell if any actual tnetters are trying to get ahold of me.
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It's the why you should look into another Staff Assistant.
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I swear by mine.
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It will get worse before it gets better. Fail to plan...
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or plan to fail - it's important.
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Best way to lose a few pounds or so Jared says...***
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Re: Taxidermy man he gonna have a heart attack when he see...
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No amount of Tnet coins can buy back the time I just spent reading this entire thread.
why....
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