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Rock Defender [54]
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OHHHHH, forgot to mention. Wife of Obed totally redeemed
Jul 9, 2012, 12:29 PM
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herself.
I went yesterday to buddy-with-motorcycle's house...he had offered for me to take it for a ride anytime, and with the house empty and the temperature having dropped to a mild 102, I took him up on it.
So I go ride for a couple hours, with massive permagrin, trying to figure out how to close the deal and get wife to not divorce me if I bought the bike when I finished the ride.
I get back to his house, and he says "How'd you like it?". After I tell him it's perfect and I really enjoyed it, he says "Good, cause it's yours". Turns out wife of Obed dropped by the house while I was out riding and gave him a check for the bike.
Total keeper move right there folks.
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Oculus Spirit [83625]
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I am aroused just reading this story***
Jul 9, 2012, 12:32 PM
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Legend [17753]
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You have 14" forked multispeed double-jointed tongue?***
Jul 9, 2012, 12:32 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75807]
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No, she just has a boytoy that is too young and can't pay
Jul 9, 2012, 12:35 PM
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the bills.
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110%er [9107]
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What bike did you get?***
Jul 9, 2012, 12:33 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Old BMW R1100R. Only 14k miles and this guy has
Jul 9, 2012, 12:36 PM
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completely babied it too...it's mint. Included hard side luggage, cover, 2 helmets, service manual, extra windscreen, brand new tires, and trickle charger....
I got a semi just typing all that.
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Heisman Winner [105736]
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I think my wife would have done something similar...
Jul 9, 2012, 12:35 PM
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up the life insurance policy as soon as I walked out the door, you know, just in case.
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Rock Defender [54]
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I actually did get a new policy a few months ago, and I
Jul 9, 2012, 12:41 PM
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am officially worth more dead than alive. Jokes on her though...if she wanted me dead the crotch rocket would have been a much better choice.
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All-In [33418]
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I've seen movies like this...
Jul 9, 2012, 12:37 PM
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The wife usually does favors to get a discount
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Rock Defender [54]
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LOOK AT ME! I HAVE A WIFE WHO KNOWS ME
Jul 9, 2012, 12:39 PM
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AND WANTS TO MAKE ME GENUINELY HAPPY!
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Lot o points [181188]
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SHE UNDERSTANDS A MID-LIFE CRISIS!***
Jul 9, 2012, 12:40 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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^^^ true....true. She knows I'm having one, and I think she
Jul 9, 2012, 12:42 PM
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appreciates the fact that I'm looking for a motorcycle and not a 25 year old named Candi to take care of my mid-life needs.
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Heisman Winner [136413]
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Doesn't she read the news?
Jul 9, 2012, 1:12 PM
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Hasn't she heard of Bobby Petrino?
You're all set now.
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All-In [30505]
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Oculus Spirit [75807]
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and York County is full up of them too. Sure they all
Jul 9, 2012, 1:23 PM
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peaked at 17, but that is neither her nor there.
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Legend [18026]
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Hmm...
Jul 9, 2012, 12:40 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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So you have a boat you dont use, but a bike you will?
Jul 9, 2012, 1:18 PM
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Historian [3385]
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Re: OHHHHH, forgot to mention. Wife of Obed totally redeemed
Jul 9, 2012, 1:33 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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point. that couldn't have been an easy image to find.***
Jul 9, 2012, 1:38 PM
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Historian [3385]
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I did have to look a while***
Jul 9, 2012, 1:43 PM
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