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Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.
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Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:36 PM
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/excessively-farting-passenger-causes-american-185932364.html

Lowerd knows I've been on some flights where I wished the source of the SBD's was kicked off.

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Well, those planes can only carry so much gas.***

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:39 PM
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Funny man its fuel not gas****

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Jan 23, 2024, 6:40 PM
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I know. Just going with the post

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Jan 24, 2024, 11:01 AM
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ClemsonSCTiger

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Re: I know. Just going with the post

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Jan 24, 2024, 12:11 PM
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Most of us understood your humor.

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Re: Funny man its fuel not gas****


Jan 24, 2024, 3:17 PM [ in reply to Funny man its fuel not gas**** ]
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FYI jet jockeys call it gas.

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Re: Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:40 PM
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I’ve been on some flights where I’d swear someone c r a p p e d themselves. One thing is for sure. People are pigs.

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Re: Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:56 PM
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You might have been sitting next to us. Our kid crapped himself on a plane and we didn’t know at first. It smeared all the way up and down his back. Crap everywhere!

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That is the definition of a crappy flight.

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Jan 23, 2024, 4:13 PM
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Our daughter did the same thing while at a restaurant.

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I always question those Reddit stories

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:42 PM
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I fart a lot on planes but my farts don’t stink so it would usually be hard to identify me as the fatter.

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Sometimes I wish my farts didn't stink.***

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:45 PM
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I understand the envy, believe me I do.

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:48 PM
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But sometimes you want to make a statement, you know fart in the refrigerator aisle at Walmart and walk to the end and look for a reaction. And I don't get any. It's boring.

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No, fatties are pretty easy to identify***

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:49 PM [ in reply to I always question those Reddit stories ]
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Re: No, fatties are pretty easy to identify***

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:54 PM
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touche'

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Re: No, fatties are pretty easy to identify***

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Jan 23, 2024, 6:32 PM [ in reply to No, fatties are pretty easy to identify*** ]
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Please expand on how you became such a master in these ways.



















TIA

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


If I claimed a photo of a person with an elevated BMI was a personal attack

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Jan 23, 2024, 6:40 PM
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Insulting and or upsetting, is it hypocritical for me to then use the term “fatties” when describing others? I’d think that’s hypocritical.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hypocrite




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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


It might help more better if you typed this using CM's favorite crayon flavor.

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Jan 23, 2024, 7:02 PM
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HTH

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


You were actually brave enough to stand by this post...such courage***

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Jan 23, 2024, 7:47 PM
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Pea green was ruled out , because I suspect you have a disdain for vegetables.


Jan 25, 2024, 7:29 PM
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I would also like to take this moment to thank Judge Keller® for giving your reply a TU....




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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


What if I pretended to be a mod and got caught in that lie when I TUed a post

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Jan 23, 2024, 7:45 PM [ in reply to If I claimed a photo of a person with an elevated BMI was a personal attack ]
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an actual mod would/and did delete? What would that make me? You?

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Re: Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:46 PM
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I don't know much about farting on 747 passenger planes as most of my experience is with crop dusters



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Re: Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.

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Jan 23, 2024, 4:39 PM
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"Dabo crushed my soul." --- Classof09


I travel for work about two or three times a month...

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:54 PM
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so I'm in an out of airports, off and on planes, and all over the country quite a bit.

Over the last few years, especially coming out of COVID, inappropriate conduct by passengers has increased dramatically. With that, the patience and tolerance levels of the gate and flight attendants has decreased dramatically.

Some of the stupid **** people do and say is just astounding, and I have ZERO patience or tolerance for that kind of conduct. Frankly, if I was a flight attendant, I wouldn't put-up with it either. In fact, I would probably get fired for punching somebody in the face.

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Re: I travel for work about two or three times a month...

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Jan 23, 2024, 5:54 PM
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Many years ago, I was flying out of the Florence SC airport (yes they have one) the day after attending a race at Darlington. There was a lot of bad weather and everything was delayed or cancelled. The guy in front of me was yelling and cussing at the poor girl behind the desk. She was doing everything she could to try to accommodate him but there was no way to keep him on his original schedule and that wasn’t her fault. When he was finally done I stepped up and the young lady was in tears. I told her she shouldn’t have had to deal with that and he was totally wrong in the way he was treating her. That was about as close as I have ever come to stepping into someone else’s business but what that guy did was just wrong and uncalled for. No one was happy about the situations we were in but there was no need taking it out on someone who couldn’t change it.

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Re: I travel for work about two or three times a month...

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Jan 24, 2024, 12:29 PM [ in reply to I travel for work about two or three times a month... ]
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I just flew recently and witnessed some dude, shoving others out of the way to get out of economy and try to get off the plane first. Before he got to where I was seated, some other passengers used their carry-ons to make a wall so the guy couldn’t get through. And some shouting started. I just can’t believe freaking people sometimes. It’s not other passengers fault that you didn’t plan your trip better

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If the oxygen masks didnt drop from overhead no harm no foul

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Jan 23, 2024, 3:54 PM
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amirite?

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Re: That Is A Foul ----

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Jan 23, 2024, 4:21 PM
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You're on a plane with faulty safety and respiratory features.

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A little a n a l turbulence

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Jan 23, 2024, 4:11 PM
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never hurt anyone.

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Re: Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.

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Jan 23, 2024, 4:19 PM
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The one time I went to Hawaii, we took a wide body jet and they unloaded the plane in Honolulu by sections, mine being one of the last. Ic an promise you the whole plane smelled like butt by the time I got out.

Other than that, had a great ime.

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We all breathed a sigh of relief when he was removed

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Jan 23, 2024, 4:54 PM
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That’s not how farts work. A true stinker fart will linger long after the source is removed.

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I save up my flight farts

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Jan 23, 2024, 6:49 PM
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for the Uber ride after. Great for user ratings.

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Especially when it turns

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Jan 23, 2024, 8:03 PM
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into a ride share with some folks you don't know.........bombs away.

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Re: Never heard of anybody kicked off a plane for this.

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Jan 23, 2024, 9:12 PM
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/excessively-farting-passenger-causes-american-185932364.html

Lowerd knows I've been on some flights where I wished the source of the SBD's was kicked off.


Gross post!!!

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