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Joungey FYI
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Joungey FYI


Aug 21, 2018, 9:58 AM

Strip clubs in Pittsburgh are full nude.


Your welcum

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Will file that away in my


Aug 21, 2018, 9:58 AM

Totally useless information file in my desk. Thx

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Butt you go outside


Aug 21, 2018, 9:58 AM

and you're still in Pittsburgh.

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go inside


Aug 21, 2018, 9:59 AM

and the girls are from PITTSBURGH!


Lose / Lose situation

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Re: go inside


Aug 21, 2018, 10:01 AM

Wow. Tough audience this morning. Bunch of judgemental judgers in here.

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its what we do***


Aug 21, 2018, 10:07 AM



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Diamonds in G'ville USED to be


Aug 21, 2018, 10:00 AM

whence it existed

#sadface

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Re: Diamonds in G'ville USED to be


Aug 21, 2018, 10:02 AM

The clit ring be strong and basically a requirement. Not sure how I feel about it.

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Never went. I'm assuming a lot of roast beef was present***


Aug 21, 2018, 10:08 AM [ in reply to Diamonds in G'ville USED to be ]



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i remember things being rather tidy, for the most part***


Aug 21, 2018, 10:11 AM



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"24 of the upstate's most beautiful ladies, and


Aug 21, 2018, 10:12 AM [ in reply to Diamonds in G'ville USED to be ]

one ugly one".

I miss that place.

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I learned a valuable life lesson there in mid '00


Aug 21, 2018, 10:15 AM

if you go to a strip club with a chick that is friends with one of the strippers, you WILL have a very very good time.

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Go on***


Aug 21, 2018, 10:15 AM



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lots of extra attention paid to both of us


Aug 21, 2018, 10:39 AM

was the first time I'd been to a strip club with a girl(s), and was pretty #### hawt AF....

was kinda hoping she'd want to meat up afterwards (there was talk, but nothing beyond that), but also not sure there's any condom made that I'd trust in that scenario....so, i just ended up hooking up w/ non-stripper chick when we got back to clemson


coincidentally, future-SheGUAR (and a group of her frands out in g'ville for a 21st bday thing) was supposed to meet us there too, but something derailed their evening...sick bday girl, or something...they called it a night 'early'. This was pre cell phones

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Spent a summer session at Clemson hooking up with stripper


Aug 21, 2018, 10:47 AM

Met her at downtown Greenville giving out free passes to Diamonds. Hung out with her and friends for rest of summer. They'd come over to the house, play strip pool, hook up with each other and me, sexy times all around.

Great summer.

Checked off all the stripper expectations:
- Experimentation
- Sharing of her crazy friends
- Hooking up in her trailer home with her roommate
- She ended up moving onto some dude who sold knives (to her credit, he paid her while I gave her $0)

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Re: Spent a summer session at Clemson hooking up with stripper


Aug 21, 2018, 10:59 AM

I had a similar Summer/Fall with a young lady from The Trophy Club that was putting herself through nursing school. Or maybe it was law school. Or maybe she was paying off the spectacular tatties that she bought.

Either way, much fun was had.

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if yore feelin' nostalgic, there's a 6.5/10 brunette @ Lust


Aug 21, 2018, 11:08 AM

whose 'last dance' will set you back a mere $450

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Pigs or it didn’t happen***


Aug 22, 2018, 9:25 AM [ in reply to Spent a summer session at Clemson hooking up with stripper ]



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They'd get naked in Tiger Tails if you really wanted them to


Aug 21, 2018, 10:29 AM [ in reply to Diamonds in G'ville USED to be ]

I don't think most people really wanted them to though.

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You were about a decade too late. I really think you


Aug 21, 2018, 10:30 AM

would have enjoyed Slim's in Seneca.

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We had/have The Elite, which I've been to more times than I


Aug 21, 2018, 10:37 AM

care to admit. However, in my defense it was open after the bars closed and was BYOB.

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"Open after the bars closed" was, quite honestly, the


Aug 8, 2022, 6:01 AM

reason 80% of the times i've been to a strip club.



I'm not sure any around here are open past 2 anymore

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This comes up (lulz) once every year or two here,


Aug 21, 2018, 10:45 AM [ in reply to Diamonds in G'ville USED to be ]

but who was there for that ONE, MAGICAL WEEKEND that Diamonds in Clemson was open? They didn't have a liquor license, so it was BYOB. Muhfuggers dragging kegs into that joint. It was all nude, unless I'm misremembering. This was in...1995. Maybe 1996. I'm going 1995.

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LOL...I vaguely recall that. That's how Slim's was too,


Aug 21, 2018, 10:47 AM

except it was (quite literally) a doublewide trailer. Every other person coming in had a pony keg on a hand truck it felt like.

You never know just how different various C-section scar can look until you go to a place like that.

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i never knewd this happened or was a thing...


Aug 21, 2018, 10:52 AM [ in reply to This comes up (lulz) once every year or two here, ]

and i got there in '97 (also, first trip to g'ville diamonds was fall of '97)....it was BYOB there, too. Bring beer, check it in to the 'bar' in the back, get tickets, redeem tickets for your own beer. weird setup.

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You forgot the worst part.........


Aug 21, 2018, 10:55 AM

tip "bartender" for handing you your own beer.

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yeah....THAT.***


Aug 21, 2018, 10:57 AM



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have you ever been to Atlanta?***


Aug 21, 2018, 10:50 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I love a good strip club stories thread***


Aug 21, 2018, 10:55 AM



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been to Buck's Racks & Ribs??


Aug 21, 2018, 11:03 AM

can't imagine any part of that being good

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(but i've got 4 'free admission' tix...u know, JIC)***


Aug 21, 2018, 11:04 AM



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Greenville county is just going to end up murdering anybody


Aug 21, 2018, 11:05 AM [ in reply to been to Buck's Racks & Ribs?? ]

remotely associated with the owners to shut it down for good and turn the building into an eye doctors office or something.

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I need this to happen so I can turn it into a music venue.


Aug 21, 2018, 11:32 AM

Also, since fronting as a BBQ joint, it should have been called Buck's Racks and Butts.

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this is - no exaggeration - the most sense you've ever made.


Aug 21, 2018, 11:36 AM

Racks & Butts



this is amazing.


also,
https://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/life/2018/08/21/new-fountain-inn-restaurant-bobbys-bbq-open-september/1023497002/

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No I went there a few times when it was Platinum


Aug 21, 2018, 11:15 AM [ in reply to been to Buck's Racks & Ribs?? ]

and I've been to Lust more times than I want to recall. Dated a chick back in 2013 who loved going to clubs. I found myself in one almost every other weekend for 3-4 mos straight.

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sounds expensive***


Aug 21, 2018, 11:22 AM



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Not when she's the one paying


Aug 21, 2018, 11:23 AM

Do you know how much 3rd shift NICU nurses makes on call?

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#MarriageLOL


Aug 21, 2018, 11:26 AM

wait...were you knot still married in '13?

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Re: #MarriageLOL


Aug 21, 2018, 11:27 AM

we were separated by decree at this point

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Re: Joungey FYI


Aug 21, 2018, 11:28 PM

You losers don't know anything about strip clubs. Let me tell you how Pawless strip clubs.

Like 5 or 6 years ago I'm in town for the FSU game with Wilki and we decide to go strip club hopping. Somehow we end up at Nakita's Playhouse. For the uninitiated that is (was?) a club in a double wide near the old Penthouse club.

We're watching these red neck strippers and I decide to get a private dance from the "best looking" one. She had a good body but she was legit full on cross eyed and she clearly had a big time come habit.

We go into this private booth and she says "are you a cop?" I go "no" so she says "ok, I'll give you a hand job for $200, a blow job for $300 or you can #### me for $400"

So I said "do you have a condom?" And she says "no but I'm not contagious" LOL. So I'm like I'm not ####ing you but, you know, a handy works.

I'm thinking I don't want to pay $200 for a hand job. So I say "I'd love a hand job but I only have $100. Is there an ATM?" (Knowing there isn't)

She goes, "not here but there's one at the bank across the street." So I figure it's worth a shot so I lie and say, "you're so hot and I'm so turned on how about I give 1/2 now and then when we're done I'll go to the ATM and come back?"

Somehow she agrees! LOL. So I give her the hundy, she does her thing and we leave. Who would have guessed a stripper in a double wide would have poor decision making skills!?

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did you mean 'coke habit'?


Aug 22, 2018, 9:03 AM

hard to tell, because what you actually wrote might apply, as well

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I was also wondering this. M and K are kinda close on the


Aug 22, 2018, 9:06 AM

keybored

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Dood, if you're in town for a game, why in TF are you


Aug 22, 2018, 9:16 AM [ in reply to Re: Joungey FYI ]

driving to Spartanburg to go to a strip club?

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duh


Aug 22, 2018, 9:22 AM

Handies: $100 for a limited time only
Blowy J's: $300
AIDS: $400

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So only $300 for the Herp huh?***


Aug 22, 2018, 9:39 AM



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Funny thing is you have a very low chance of catching


Aug 22, 2018, 9:40 AM

HSV2 if you already have HSV1

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Re: Joungey FYI


Aug 22, 2018, 9:33 AM [ in reply to Re: Joungey FYI ]

Pay an ugly crack #### $100 for a handy is a good deal?

I mean, did you lose both of your hands in a helicopter accident?

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you forgot


Aug 22, 2018, 9:34 AM

cross-eyed

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I typed my reply as sober as I could***


Aug 22, 2018, 9:35 AM



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How much of a ####### loser do you have to be


Aug 22, 2018, 9:49 AM [ in reply to Re: Joungey FYI ]

to go to a run-down strip club and PAY for a handie ?


Your new name is poorless


####### poor

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That was a double wide behind the fence?


Aug 22, 2018, 10:36 AM [ in reply to Re: Joungey FYI ]

They’ve moved up in the world to an old butler building that used to be “high performance” auto garage. I think somebody’s wife burned down the old place.

Wellford Elementary School could always tell which kids’ moms worked there because they paid for their lunch with $2 bills

aerozeptallica Platinum Plus up on the hill next door is for sale if you are just dying to turn an old strip joint into your bbq palace.

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Panta Rhei Heraclitus


Re: That was a double wide behind the fence?


Aug 22, 2018, 12:02 PM

Penthouse Club

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I don't know what is more amazing


Aug 22, 2018, 11:55 AM [ in reply to Re: Joungey FYI ]

The fact willki allowed his ferragamo shoes to touch the floor of a double wide, or you only had $100 cash money on you.

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I think it was somewhat implied that he had more than $100


Aug 22, 2018, 12:10 PM

on him, but that he did not believe the going rate of a handie from this cross-eyed coke stripper was worth more than $100.

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paying for a handie is the Blue Apron of sexual favors


Aug 22, 2018, 12:44 PM [ in reply to I don't know what is more amazing ]

you can do it better and cheaper yourself, probably with less cleanup

Obed
soccerkrzy®
@lulz

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LMFAO.


Aug 22, 2018, 12:46 PM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


My brother paid a streetwalker with a 100 dollar bill...


Aug 22, 2018, 4:10 PM [ in reply to Re: Joungey FYI ]

he printed on a color copier at Daniel back in the 1980s. Dark, hot and illegal on both ends.

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not all heroes wear capes


Aug 22, 2018, 4:38 PM

or something....

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