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Question about the rapture
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Question about the rapture

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May 10, 2024, 9:42 AM
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I’ve often seen this depicted as believers being snatched out of their clothes and taken to heaven.

Is everybody gonna be naked up there or will they be given a robe or something?

This is crucial to my decision to convert or not as I’m a grower and not a shower.

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Your soul don't need no clothes man***


May 10, 2024, 9:44 AM
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Honest answer

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May 10, 2024, 9:44 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CzzQejYZvg

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Yo, that brings up some valid Jedi questions

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May 10, 2024, 10:16 AM
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When Obi Wan got raptured, he left his robes behind, but as a Force ghost, he still had them on.

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Can't believe I never noticed this plot hole.***

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May 10, 2024, 11:20 AM
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Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
- Jonathan Swift


Perhaps Star Wars is more fun if Force ghosts are naked?


May 10, 2024, 11:27 AM
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Mmmm, hello Qui Gon...

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[Catahoula] used to be almost solely a PnR rascal, but now has adopted shidpoasting with a passion. -bengaline

You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


Re: Question about the rapture


May 10, 2024, 10:20 AM
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What age will everyone be? Do you go to heaven in your 85 year old body or your 30 year old body? Also, how do we spend our spare time up there?

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From the illustrations i have seen

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May 10, 2024, 11:30 AM
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You will be naked, but not have any ########.

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Re: From the illustrations i have seen

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May 10, 2024, 11:31 AM
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genitiles

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Re: Question about the rapture


May 10, 2024, 11:47 AM
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I want to know if Jews get salvation or not.

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I was taught in church, and heard from various people all of my life that


May 10, 2024, 12:46 PM
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The Jews/Nation of Israel were God's chosen people. Not sure exactly what that means, but it sounds pretty special. I find it extremely odd that Christians believe that, but also believe that God's chosen will burn in hayull for eternity.

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Re: I was taught in church, and heard from various people all of my life that


May 10, 2024, 3:17 PM
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It's quite the conundrum. Christian doctrine claims that salvation can only be had through accepting JC as your savior. But then it is said that a specific group who has been giving Christ the middle finger for 2000 years also have salvation. Then there's the question about what if your half Jew, Or 3/4 Jew, or a non practicing Jew. It seems made up just like the the parts about allowing rape and having sex slaves.

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I was taught that the Jews do NOT have salvation.


May 10, 2024, 7:58 PM
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Yet, they are God's chosen ones, which means something other than having salvation. Exactly what it means, and what it entails, I'm not sure; I was never told. Jews, like everyone else, can only attain salvation by accepting Jesus as personal Lord and savior.

To me, that's the conundrum, the nonsensical idea: God's chosen people will burn in hell for eternity.

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


Re: I was taught that the Jews do NOT have salvation.


May 11, 2024, 11:36 AM
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Then it would be humane for Christians to allow the nation of Israel to be pushed into the sea. Why would we want a nation of dammed people to continue to reproduce and create more people destined for Hell?

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well I guess I am obligated to do


May 10, 2024, 12:21 PM
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something to make this post related to politics:

Democrats will not participate in the rapture.

Everyone agrees, right?

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I hope you don't think you are, either

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May 10, 2024, 12:36 PM
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Although I believe no one is participating in a fairy tale.

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Even if it were true


May 10, 2024, 2:11 PM
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once we leave the earth's atmosphere, gas bubbles would build up in our blood and we will slowly suffocate and die an excruciating death on our trip to God knows where. This sounds like that "heavans gate" scam, but we die in space instead.

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Re: well I guess I am obligated to do

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May 10, 2024, 1:47 PM [ in reply to well I guess I am obligated to do ]
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I would love to hear Trumps thoughts on this. Maybe he’ll give us a quote from Two Corinthians.

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You have a nuke-rated bomb shelter...?***


May 10, 2024, 1:50 PM [ in reply to well I guess I am obligated to do ]
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Peters out in heaven


May 10, 2024, 12:42 PM
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Everyone knows that

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Expound.***


May 10, 2024, 1:51 PM
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wrong board dpsht***


May 10, 2024, 12:48 PM
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