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Humbly report, sir, Der Trumpmeister owed Putin a bloh-johb
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Humbly report, sir, Der Trumpmeister owed Putin a bloh-johb
Jul 26, 2016, 9:39 AM
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for Pooty-poot's agreeing to hold back the hack until the day before the Dem convention. The Russians have a word — ne sluchaino. It means, not accidental. Not by chance. The conversation went like this:
"Vlad, Vlad......I need you to sit on this Democrat hack - and definitely not leak the Republican hack, AT ALL - until the Sunday before the Democrat convention, OK? That's July 24th in the American calendar - have one of your people translate that into Russian. Can you do this for me?"
"Donald, yes, I can do that; but I need something from you. I need you get me a blowjob from one of your people - a woman, of course; I'm not ghey, you know - this will cement our relationship and let me know that we can do business in the future.
"Yes, Vlad, I'll send her over during our convention week, so that you know we're serious. You get what you want, I get what I want."
You may have noticed that Sarah Palin was conspicuous by her absence in Cleveland. She had other things to attend to. As we all know, she can "see" Russia from Alaska.
#TheArtOfTheDeal
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My man Svejk! Long time no see. Things are a lot like they
Jul 26, 2016, 1:34 PM
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were 100 years ago, no?
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Humbly report, sir, Same as it ever was......
Jul 26, 2016, 3:10 PM
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And, as usual, APM is one of the few sane voices here.
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Svejk, please be telling us the story about Calhoun
Jul 26, 2016, 3:56 PM
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Falls and why they turned the Savannah River into another redneck playground with the Richard B. Russell Lake and ### project.
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Humbly report sir, the joke is on me.......
Jul 26, 2016, 4:50 PM
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for saying that if Calhoun Falls wasn't redneck enough, the Corps of Engineers went and made it a lake town. In the time since, Calhoun Falls has shrivelled up and almost died off. The state thought it a good idea to reroute SC 72 around the town center. That killed the Calhoun Falls. They had to close the high school about 5 years ago. On the upside, it made Abbeville High an even better football team.
And, small world......I work with a young lady here in NYC whose grandfather lives in Calhoun Falls. I graduated AHS with her mother's cousin.
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Re: Humbly report, sir, Der Trumpmeister owed Putin a bloh-johb
Jul 26, 2016, 7:50 PM
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did one of her daughters get pregnant after?
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