|
Replies: 25
| visibility 1
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
Hear me out: Would you: Amber Herd
Jun 2, 2022, 8:12 AM
|
|
We know she's batshit crazy
Which means the puss must be exceptional.
Lots of money
Lots of blow
Wide mouth
She scares me so you know she does the kinky stuff.
I can always buy new sheets.
|
|
|
|
 |
Hall of Famer [20573]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 8614
Joined: 10/27/00
|
Would do
Jun 2, 2022, 8:15 AM
|
|
Just being honest.
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [9785]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5849
Joined: 8/21/02
|
nope
Jun 2, 2022, 8:16 AM
|
|
bat sheit crazy
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
You've never stuck your dink in crazy?
Jun 2, 2022, 8:17 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [9785]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5849
Joined: 8/21/02
|
absolutely
Jun 2, 2022, 8:19 AM
|
|
why I said nope. You only ride that ride once
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
It's like getting injured on a roller coaster
Jun 2, 2022, 8:22 AM
|
|
yeah it sucks for a few weeks while you heal. Then you have some PTSD. But then a few years later you look at the ride and think..... you know it was fun. Maybe I won't get hurt this time.
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [9785]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5849
Joined: 8/21/02
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
Stark difference between ######## on a bed
Jun 2, 2022, 8:26 AM
|
|
and cutting a dink off
|
|
|
|
|
|
110%er [9785]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 5849
Joined: 8/21/02
|
both still
Jun 2, 2022, 8:30 AM
|
|
bat sheit crazy and capable of cutting off said dink after dropping a deuce on your forehead.
I'll pass
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
Re: both still
Jun 2, 2022, 8:31 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Heisman Winner [135957]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 41651
Joined: 8/26/07
|
Weird bellybutton would not
Jun 2, 2022, 8:17 AM
|
|
Who am I kidding?
I would definitely
sit in the corner scared to make eye contact.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
You would need to make a quick exit***
Jun 2, 2022, 8:17 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [83130]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 80161
Joined: 11/29/99
|
Wood:
Jun 2, 2022, 8:46 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [58424]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 46327
Joined: 4/23/00
|
Beautiful, smoking hot, cleans up good, so wood definitely
Jun 2, 2022, 8:51 AM
|
|
dew. Would probably be over pretty quick, though, which would be perfect in this case, as would not be seeking long term deal or ongoing entanglement with crazy. Just one-time bangbang so I could brag in The Lunge. I have to question the maleness of anybody who says otherwise, but to each his own.
|
|
|
|
|
|
CU Medallion [56105]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 31650
Joined: 8/27/02
|
Just don't kiss her on the mouth.
Jun 2, 2022, 8:59 AM
|
|
I imagine it'd taste like stale menthol cigarettes and some other dude's spunk.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
Or scotch and milk***
Jun 2, 2022, 8:59 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [27149]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 15702
Joined: 1/26/22
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-TigerNet [12592]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 6312
Joined: 12/24/15
|
Re: Hear me out: Would you: Amber Herd
Jun 2, 2022, 9:00 AM
|
|
Married, so no. However, if single, the taped testimony of Ms. Heard angrily screaming at Johnny--" Suck my effing dic*, would give me great pause without a very good look under the hood.
Crying ain't No Game.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
I think it's safe to say most women have a dink
Jun 2, 2022, 9:09 AM
|
|
in either rubber or plastic. But let's get the expert to weigh in
Tiggity®
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [97735]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 64872
Joined: 7/13/02
|
Re: I think it's safe to say most women have a dink
Jun 2, 2022, 12:47 PM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [47750]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30414
Joined: 11/15/99
|
Her attorney says she's broke.***
Jun 2, 2022, 9:09 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [78876]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 78623
Joined: 8/2/03
|
I'd let her treat my like Tom Cruise's bed.***
Jun 2, 2022, 9:55 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oculus Spirit [75725]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 108854
Joined: 10/26/03
|
Would I have to spend the night or can I go on
Jun 2, 2022, 10:08 AM
|
|
home after?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hall of Famer [21579]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 13921
Joined: 9/7/02
|
I'd impregnate her, convince her to become a swinger,
Jun 2, 2022, 11:54 AM
|
|
and retire.
|
|
|
|
|
|
All-In [46825]
TigerPulse: 100%
Posts: 30733
Joined: 8/11/15
|
Re: I'd impregnate her, convince her to become a swinger,
Jun 2, 2022, 11:57 AM
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Replies: 25
| visibility 1
|
|
|
50
