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All-In [40657]
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TIL
Sep 6, 2017, 2:00 PM
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My realtor is a babe
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Hall of Famer [23994]
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you been married for a week
Sep 6, 2017, 2:01 PM
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Already thinking about adultery.
Nice
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Heisman Winner [105802]
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Is it considered adultry if he is plowing the realtor while
Sep 6, 2017, 2:03 PM
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the new wife is licking his buttonwhole?
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All-Pro [667]
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Go on...***
Sep 6, 2017, 2:04 PM
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110%er [5323]
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Lot o points [156129]
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Heisman Winner [105802]
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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE POSSIBILITY THAT RED MAY JUST BE
Sep 6, 2017, 2:06 PM
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VERY RACIST AND DID NOT WANT HIM BANGING THOSE MEXICANS OVER IN SPAIN.
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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WAIT A GALDARN MINUTE! What is this story about da'beach?
Sep 6, 2017, 4:24 PM
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please to be discussing......
This would have been dealbreaker! was this not in the vows?
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All-In [40657]
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You couldn't be more incorrect
Sep 6, 2017, 2:04 PM
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I have been married for a week and a HALF
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Oculus Spirit [85710]
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My realtor sold me a house and a wife***
Sep 6, 2017, 2:03 PM
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And needed a lawyer for both***
Sep 6, 2017, 2:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85710]
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Yeah I do***
Sep 6, 2017, 2:14 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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I'm sure she's going to put in a lot of effort on your
Sep 6, 2017, 2:06 PM
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behalf...In between socialite parties and tanning.
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All-In [40657]
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You'll forever be wounded
Sep 6, 2017, 2:08 PM
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because you aren't a socialite. Cry on my shoulder bud, its okay.
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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I do just fine drinking beer on my boat***
Sep 6, 2017, 2:12 PM
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Heisman Winner [138248]
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Quick question:
Sep 6, 2017, 2:42 PM
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how do you propose I internet-stalk her if you don't provide me with a name?
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All-In [40357]
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GIS says "blond"
Sep 6, 2017, 2:45 PM
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it's not wrong
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CU Medallion [56241]
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Does the carpet match her pubes?***
Sep 6, 2017, 3:09 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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I would hope not.
Sep 6, 2017, 3:50 PM
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I'm expecting her to be bald like eagle.
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Heisman Winner [138248]
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I think white feathers would be a nice touch down there.***
Sep 6, 2017, 4:02 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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+1 for touch down there.***
Sep 6, 2017, 4:11 PM
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Orange Blooded [4356]
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The 7 day itch***
Sep 6, 2017, 3:38 PM
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TIL Piper Perri sells real estate on the side.***
Sep 6, 2017, 3:55 PM
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All-In [26735]
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Re: TIL Piper Perri sells real estate on the side.***
Sep 6, 2017, 5:26 PM
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www.property---.com
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Got any moar pigs? Preferably with her standing
Sep 6, 2017, 3:57 PM
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shoulder length apart, Winnie the Pooh'ing it and bending over to pick up some loose change off the ground?
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