using tonight as example. Daughter (8): Homework, ate dinner, practiced piano, worked on girl scout project, shower and ready to go to sleep. Son(3): Punted football and broke Nutcracker on piano, spilled mac n cheese on rug in den and tried to clean it up by rubbing it in, POOPED in tub then tried to squish it down drain with foot, punched wife in b00b then yelled "I like those", finally fell asleep.
I'm raising one productive member of society and a future lounger.